Kraut/pol/ and AfD General - Lügen-Maddin Edition

>polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>news in german
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article172832396/EU-Asylgesetz-Reform-Deutschland-bereit-auf-Fluechtlingsverteilung-vorerst-zu-verzichten.html
focus.de/politik/deutschland/fietz-am-freitag-wenn-martin-schulz-der-spd-einen-dienst-erweisen-will-hat-er-nur-eine-chance_id_8368611.html

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)
murdercube.com/files/Training and Fitness/Guerrilla Cardio.pdf (Lose fat when you are short on time)
hussard.pl/en/home/ (Get operator skills and be #1 on the watchlist)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40
youtube.com/watch?v=rdjHcCe1uCs

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=qD6g169rmTw
youtube.com/watch?v=uiqLwVSxkSw
youtube.com/watch?v=5X22Jk8Kt2I
youtube.com/watch?v=2hxWiou8tKY
youtube.com/watch?v=5OFLuCWyCHg

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0 (update pls)
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city
Inform yourself about population genetics (it's good for you)

Last bread:
thx based Ösi

Other urls found in this thread:

daserste.ndr.de/annewill/archiv/Die-Gaeste-im-Studio,gaesteliste1054.html
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173177271/Identitaere-Kampagne-gegen-MeToo-und-sexuelle-Gewalt-durch-Migranten.html
welt.de/debatte/article172151033/Afrodeutsche-Liebe-AfD-wir-sind-gekommen-um-zu-bleiben.html
interaktiv.morgenpost.de/gemeindekarte-bundestagswahl-2017/
youtube.com/watch?v=8uQqlzlkqek
media.8ch
youtube.com/watch?v=slMOSSECLB8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

selfbumping for Deutschland

realbumping with Putschi

Wird auch mal Zeit!

Wunschkabinett!!!

daserste.ndr.de/annewill/archiv/Die-Gaeste-im-Studio,gaesteliste1054.html

ladies and gentleman.....TONIGHT (21:45 on ARD) we are going to witness a clash of the old and new....
a raging storm....
can you feel the tension???

IN THE LEFT CORNER

the reincarnation and the embodiment of the STASI itself
HEIKO "NETZDG" MAAS!!!

IN THE RIGHT CORNER
there is no introduction needed for this sheer force of nature......
THE ONE AND ONLY
THE FEARED
THE SACRED SAVIOR!!!!
ALICE "LILLE" WEEEEEEEEEEIDEEEEEEEL!!!!!!!

Warum macht denn ein Schwede einen Kraut/Pol Thread auf?

I don't think that Maas is the same weight class as Weidel.

why are we fighting?
will my children carry on my pain and my desperation?
will my fathers, my ancestors, the ones who left us in this filled up, yet so desolated place feel my anger?
the little fire that is left of us, this light. the warmth.
will my children find the way?

Wait, is this your Wunschkabinett?

Hat er schon öfter ,seit TayTay user vermisst wird, außerdem der ÖsiGenetiker und unser betrunkener irischer Freund mit der Axt.

Ich dachte der Ösi-Genetiker wäre ein Linker

Yes, yes, very good. Schulz for foreign aid chief!

of course not
but its going to be 1 vs 4 (5 with will)

Kek, everything solved...

(Better back to english, because mods are fags )
What? No way.Must be some other Ösi.

Yeah i guess so

>Laschet
>Maas
>Habeck

checked

cant wait to watch the stream while being in here

>why are we fighting
Did we ever have a choice?
>will my children carry on my pain and desperation?
That is up to you.
>will my fathers, my ancestors, the ones who left us in this filled up, yet so desolated place feel my anger? >the little fire that is left of us, this light. the warmth.
There is a fire in every single one of us, it burns in our chest and gets bigger everytime it enlightens another ones heart and ignites a new spirit.
>will my children find the way
You will be the way to your children, as we all will be to each other.

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article173177271/Identitaere-Kampagne-gegen-MeToo-und-sexuelle-Gewalt-durch-Migranten.html

>„Jedes Volk hat ein Recht darauf, fortzubestehen“

These comments. Almost 100% pro IB. Looks like people dont give a shit anymore about being called right-wing (extreeemists). This campaign will be even more successful than the 'NAZI SHIP'.

Article was written by pic related btw. Remember him from articles like this one? welt.de/debatte/article172151033/Afrodeutsche-Liebe-AfD-wir-sind-gekommen-um-zu-bleiben.html

>total destruction of germany will take atleast another 20 years

>HOLD MY BEER

well said user
its that plain and simple

Pretty crazy how open people support this actions by IB, even if its just in the commenst

>Thank god for the IB
>Good thing they exist
>Already shared on Facebook

Bump for Deutschland

Also, how based is your Gemeinde?
Nearly 2nd place for AfD is ok i guess.

forgot link:
interaktiv.morgenpost.de/gemeindekarte-bundestagswahl-2017/

youtube.com/watch?v=8uQqlzlkqek

>das ist nicht schön und nur schwer zu ertragen
>keine zierde
>diese rechtsaußenpartei
>alternativen entlarven die keine sind

Neben einem Grundversorgungsauftrag und einem gesetzlich definierten Programmauftrag ist eine der weiteren wesentlichen Aufgaben des öffentlich-rechtlichen Rundfunks daher die Wahrung der politischen und wirtschaftlichen
>Unabhängigkeit

not surprising but its rather a daily reminder

Thanks for the (you).
The Fatherland will always prevail.

posting sad Taylor Swift in every thread until Tayanon returns to us.

DKP - 1 vote
>"der dorfdepp"
thats a great ritual!

oh, today? ohboiohboiohboi.I hope Lille mit Brille is in good shape. She slays so hard

Weil ihr einfach keine postet ihr Lauchs. Ich will zu fertigen krautpols aufwachen REEEEE

I thought for a Moment "Oh great deutschkonservative partei"

And they are still trying...

>tfw Hamburg

if all those fucks that voted NPD voted AfD they would be biggest party in my Gemeinde....

ABSOLUTLY NO ESCUSE

Im honestly not sure why they let him write articles. The people absolutely hate him.

Tiefster Osten?

you need to vote Verfassungsschutz to go full fash senpai

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>tfw OppositionsFührer

yes.

0,8% npd. difference between CDU and AfD is 0,6%

lille could be with her wife and kids on sunday
interrupting her now could be life threatening i assume
its going to be amazing
kek

Hmm, really fucking nice

That's why the Verfassungsschutz won't illegalize the NPD, it would 1. Prevent them from burning our tax money on the V-Mann-Partei and 2. Give the AfD 500.000 voters. Think about it.

>muh Tatort
Get the popcorn

next 4 years GroKo will be the end of the CSU monopoly in Bayern

please kill me.

new, better #120dB poster (Deutsch)

media.8ch dot net/file_store/791811e912669dc062e8141bf3b30261b09a7aaa5c2ef5eef5a27844a03ee542.pdf

and an English version:

media.8ch dot net/file_store/92573d4d87e7f6d183e52f68f34e9cb656e269d0674a3dd3f78ff1599e78f5ce.pdf

nukemycitypls

We ain't gonna talk about this.

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Heidelberg?

WELT comment section is like the adult version of thi thread ... kek

what hellhole is this?

Lets hope ourguys can collect enough money to fund the wahlkampf.

Who will be their main guy now since Bystron (& Sichert) is in the Bundestag?

>Katrin-Ebner Steiner
>Gerd Mannes
>Gerold Otten

The three deputy leaders, probably gonna be one of them.

Actually, strike Otten from the list, just learned he's in the Bundestag as well.

munich
>koa rotes gschwerl - sauba!
>spent my weekend in burghausen
>great place

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did you do this?
fucking amazing user

...

In fact, they are probably not going to be representated in the next Bundestag, causing much mayham within the Union. Remember the 5%.

Thanks Leafbro

kek

What are the implications for the new coalition?
How is that even supposed to work out with such a minority government?

I think they will be in the Bundestag (don't forget the Direkmandate).

no worries, do you agree it's an improvement over pic related? I felt like the previous version had too much text

Professor Unrat clashing with first wave feminist, lesbian, childless Ex-Goldman banker who hired a refugee to clean her massive house in Switzerland.

WOW! It's fucking nothing.

Bernd bitte.

>Bei der Wahl zum Deutschen Bundestag gilt gemäß § 6 Abs. 3 BWahlG Folgendes: Damit einer Partei gemäß der Stimmverteilung Sitze zugeteilt werden, muss sie mindestens fünf Prozent der gültigen Zweitstimmen auf sich vereinen („Fünf-Prozent-Klausel“) oder mindestens drei Direktmandate erringen (Grundmandatsklausel).

>Die CSU hat bei der Bundestagswahl die Direktmandate in allen 46 bayerischen Wahlkreisen errungen.

Lügenpresse lügt. What's new?

Staatsfunk

No Maria died, because she had to burn coal. Only Ebba was a genuine victim of open borders. But she is Swedish. So not really a good example for Germany

>Muh based Bavaria though
I saw more coal burners in Bavaria than in any other German state. Absolutely disgusting.

Booth are good, in my opinion.

Isarpreißen arent bavarians my friend, neither are Franken.

pls anons

thanks, here is the PDF for the other version:

media.8ch dot net/file_store/8a9458e954c7a522b0099349d2f5898472a563b3db105adff683d319b515cee0.pdf

#120dB made a huge impact on Twitter for the past ~5 days but we need to keep pushing it and generating more headlines to help keep it relevant

people have short attention spans, I learned that from running #MyBordersMyChoice, over the holidays people forgot about it and I had to re-ignite it

think of it like this:
>be normie
>be mildly brainwashed by Marxism (not as much as SJWs but still somewhat)
>not know many details about Maria's life
>see poster
>see she was killed by open borders
>become less friendly towards open borders
>continue down this path
>eventually become redpilled
>start voting for right wing parties
know your intended audience

>thx based Ösi

You're welcome! Lack of Kraut/pol/ on the catalogue had triggered my autism...

>Inform yourself about population genetics (it's good for you)

btw glad you kept that one in the copypasta ;)

nope, the RG guys have become quite good, regardless of their recent setback by Skeptic spergs.

>entartet

...und das sagen wir jetzt alle im Chor bis zur Vergasung. Wollen ja nicht durch den Rost fallen.

I suck at Biology, any resources/methods you can share with a noob?

>No Maria died, because she had to burn coal.

>Der weibliche Charakter ist ein Abdruck des Positivs der Herrschaft. Damit aber so schlecht wie diese.
t.Adorno

Just watch the first 30 seconds, my dorf. Part of it "Kleinkanada" had over 50% AfD votes, most of them have russian heritage.

youtube.com/watch?v=slMOSSECLB8

Should rename it to Kleinrussland desu.

>RG guys
would you recommend joining them?

Moved to NRW a few months ago after hearing about all the migrants. Honestly where are they, I barely ever see one let alone the hundreds that British media told me about?

once they surpass 50% the kreml is the only explanation
classic

The white people are in eastern germany.

No, I'm saying I only see white people here. Where are all the migrants?

Hm, you may get a very good and in-depth overview from the book "Molecular Biology of the Cell". Quite a big book but worth a read if you are really into it. "The Selfish Gene" is also an okay read although I do not like all the stuff Dawkins writes. Else ... anything in particular you want to inform yourself about? Could give you further recommendations if there are special topics you are interested in.

Oh, you didnt understand my joke MUHAMMED?

post city

Thanks, I think cell biology is a good start. I guess my interest weighs mostly into the genetic code

Dortmund

Can't talk for the rest of NRW but cologne is full of migrants.

Nord-user, can you translate this for me?

"We were killed by open borders"
"Vi dödades av öppna gränser"

is this correct?
(want to make a Swedish version because Ebba is on the poster)

I am not an actual swede, sry senpai