Jimmy Kimmel - “Talk show hosts are all liberal because they have to be intelligent”

Someone should remind him that he barely past high school and is a college dropout who got famous appearing on a show about how a conservative man was the smartest man alive

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Not to mention that Adam Carolla is a conservative who hangs out with people like Ben Shapiro and Dennis Prager

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If they're so smart why can't they think up funny jokes.

curse Kimmel and his kid. His bloodlilne must die off.

Am I the only fucking person who actually watched 'Win Ben Stein's Money" and "The Man Show"? This guy started off with redpilled humor and commentary. He became a Jewish shill and sold his soul to the devil to get a spot on ABC.

His humor was about farting, fucking loose women, being a drunk, shit like that. Far, far from the intellectual prestige he's trying to portray.

>past
passed, you fucking mong

That reminds me, how did Stefan Colbert respond to the FISA memo release?

>being a talk show host requires a high level of intelligence
Damn, I really wish I was smart enough to talk to celebrities about their upcoming movies. I recognize that it takes a very high IQ to make small talk and remember the jokes that your writers told you earlier. Instead I'm stuck caring for patients in a hospital because I'm just too stupid to be a talk show host. Maybe I should be a liberal too because the ivory tower socialists know a whole lot more about what would fix our medical system than I would. I really wish I was smart enough to think for myself.

I would love to ask adam what the fuck happened to kimmel. I'm guessing he just became a full time shill for the establishment. The guy was never liberal until like 5 years ago

It doesn't require intelligence, it requires you lie and ignore reality.

Friend,

They won’t stand for the National Anthem.

They won’t stand for record-low unemployment, a booming American economy, or a call for American unity at the President’s first State of the Union…

… So we’re not sure what the Democrats will stand for…

But our President stands for AMERICA, the FLAG, and our HEROIC veterans.

Oh whatever, I fucked up. At least I graduated from college which means I’m more qualified to host a talk show over Kimmel.

>in order to get a talk show on a nationally syndicated media conglomerate network, you have to bend the knee and shill for them
Fixed that for him.

They're not thinking up anything.
All the material has been run through a mill to make sure it only offends the intended target, and nobody else.
This target being reality, and funny things being funny because they're true, there's very little room in which to make material that's funny.

What is this, 2003? This attitude simply doesn't persuade anymore. The left is completely exposed.

It's just about the money, he would have no career if he wasn't.
A lot of these celebrities know liberalism isn't the answer but it's career suicide to be anything else.

>tfw to stupid to watch talk shows

Only the best and brightest can be a puppet

To watch late night shows you need a certain level of intelligence

idk but Bill (((Maher))) called it a "facebook post"

Who cares?

How in the fuck did Jimmy Kimmel go from doing blackface to being a full blown libtard?
Aren't people supposed to become more conservative as they age and get a family?

I want this fucking meme to end. Every single Liberal I know is so far up their own fucking ass it's sickening.

Fuck kimmel his hubris and his arrogance will be his downfall he and the other late "stars"will eat shit when this is over and they come out looking like the money puppets they are

Only the best and brightest can shine in Hollywood. That's why the media is absolutely full of rampant nepotism (look up the real names of actors/actresses and be surprised by how many of them are related to other rich and influential people!) and also that's why the really smart girls knew they had to spread their legs and let rich old jewish men fuck their cunts until they were loose roast beef, because it takes a lot of talent to get a job from Mr. Weinstein. Mr. Kimmel did it himself, fucking his female "comedians" who wrote for his show that is.

Well he's wrong about intelligence, because that's almost exclusively related to iq and that seems to have no bearing on the political compass, but higher education is another matter, that indeed seems to be correlated with left wing ideologies, but it should be stressed that it's no indication of intelligence per se.

>his guy started off with redpilled humor and commentary
>His humor was about farting, fucking loose women, being a drunk, shit like that
wow so redpilled holy shit

Nice.

How come some of the dumbest people cite their own intelligence? It really is the mark of an imbecile to do that.
Self-skepticism is wisdom.

ITs amazing how the last two years showed me how dumb my liberal Trump hating friends are. They try and talk about politics but they don’t know shit. I had to explain to a friend which ones were the Republicans and which were the Democrats during the primaries

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Shockley

>Shockley's attempts to commercialize a new transistor design in the 1950s and 1960s led to California's "Silicon Valley" becoming a hotbed of electronics innovation. In his later life, Shockley was a professor of electrical engineering at Stanford University and became a proponent of eugenics.[1][2]
> became a proponent of eugenics
>National Medal of Merit, for his war work in 1946.[8]

>Comstock Prize in Physics of the National Academy of Sciences in 1953.[47]

>First recipient of the Oliver E. Buckley Solid State Physics Prize of the American Physical Society in
1953.

>Co-recipient of the Nobel Prize in physics in 1956, along with John Bardeen and Walter Brattain. In his Nobel lecture, he
gave full credit to Brattain and Bardeen as the inventors of the point-contact transistor. The three of them, together with wives and guests, had a rather raucous late-night champagne-fueled party to celebrate together.

>Holley Medal of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers in 1963.

>Wilhelm Exner Medal in 1963.[48]

>Honorary science doctorates from the University of Pennsylvania, Rutgers University in New Jersey, and Gustavus Adolphus Colleges in Minnesota.

>IEEE Medal of Honor from the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers (IEEE) in 1980.

>Named by Time Magazine as one of the 100 most influential people of the 20th century.


Listed at #3 on the Boston Globe's 2011 MIT150 list of the top 150 innovators and ideas in the 150-year history of MIT.


>Shockley donated sperm to the Repository for Germinal Choice, a sperm bank founded by Robert Klark Graham in hopes of spreading humanity's best genes.
>humanity's best genes.

This was the greatest scientist of 1900. Hardcore /our guy/ and conservative. Liberals just don't want to talk about these things, sadly.

Because they use the idea of their intelligence to reinforce that they're right, and they get caught in this feedback loop.

"I'm intelligent, so I'm right because I'm intelligent so I'm right because I'm intelligent."

If that sounds like a mental illness, that's because it is. And it's being used against science. "I'm intelligent, and therefore I know better than scientific results because I'm intelligent. The things I believe are things an intelligent person believes, thus they are right."

The Unabomber was right about them

lol, who even watches late night talk shows? from my observation its mainly three groups, teenage boys 11-16, college kids 19-23, and uneducated food industry workers like servers, hostess', bar tenders, they always want to be up to date on sports and entertainment so they have dumb shit to talk about with their guests and their fellow food industry scum at the bar after work. not sure that ive ever known anyone that watches late night talk shows that doesn't fit into that crowd. takes real intelligence to appeal to these demographics.

Would've been neat to see what he would've done if he had went crazy in a constructive way.

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If he's so smart why doesn't he debate someone like Ben Shapiro?

>reciting lines written by a team of writers takes intelligence

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Why isnt there a fox news conservative late night show?
Seems like theres a hole in that marketplace

DRUMPF ME INDELIGENT

“It just so happens that almost every talk show host is white because it requires a high level of intelligence.”

poor Jimmie Kimmie thinks he's a genius when the only difference between him and a talking head is that he gets a full body shot

It's alright. Jimmy will do our thinking for us.

They don't have the "voice" to enter that market. Tucker Carlson/Greg Gutfeld would be the best bets for show hosts, but Tucker always gets serious and Greg's a faggot. They wouldn't be able to do smarmy show host and keep their same base

>lt just so happens that almost every talk show host is a liberal and that’s because it requires a level of intelligence
>queue laugh track

right wingers BTFO

>someone should remind him.
Go for it. You obviously have twitter, Don’t expect anyone to do it for you.

> Talk show hosts have to be intelligent
> Not smart enough to be taken seriously as an actual newsman
> Not funny enough to make it as a comedian
> Can only survive by mixing the two together into the abortion of late night entertainment

Didn't the Trump curse nearly fuck him up recently?

conservative talk radio is too boring to be put on national television and you know it. Every 30 seconds mid sentence they shill you another chinese "american made" lead product.

I wonder what Adam Carola thinks of his old buddy Jimmy being such a cuck now.

Didn't this fag have family die recently?

Good.

These hollyjewers love sniffing their own farts.

Hawking is a husk, none of the shit he "says" was programmed by him.

It doesn't matter how much money you have, that shit he's got withers the brain QUICK.

>conservative talk radio
Wrong. Talk Radio is conservative because people who drive to work and from work are conservative. Lazy gibs me dat liberals sit at home and watch TV.

They're all leftist jews that push cultural marxism in America while simultaneously defending Israel's racial purity.

Norm McDonald is a conservative also and he could run circles around a lot of these hack talk show hosts.

i just get into my car and say bluetooth audio and listen to spotify. conservative talk radio is for idiots looking for a reason to be outraged.

Right? I hate people who worship Dorner (the man killed his lawyer's teen daughter and then the lawyer along with a few Andy Griffiths) but I get wanting to. The guy saw some seriously corrupt fucks, but he was just a nigger in the end, and didn't have the brains to target em.

Ted's problem was time imo. He thought he had plenty of it and could work his way up to the big shit.

That last one should be
>I know, Nothing

these digits. they must have reprogrammed him with liberal 2.0

Maybe you'd like it better if they added an audience so you know which parts to laugh at

Nigger, kys

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>He became a Jewish shill

Kimmel name origin:
German and Jewish (Ashkenazic): from Middle High German kumin, German Kümmel 'caraway' (related to Latin cuminum, a word of Oriental origin, like the plant itself), hence a metonymic occupational name for a spicer, literally a supplier of caraway seeds.

Kimmel was a Bush guy.

Kimmel was more right-wing than Carolla as a radio guy before the Man Show.

Kimmel did not flip.

Kimmel is a Fifth Column

>be faggot talk show host
>make a baseless claim to pander to his audience
>they clap like total fucking idiots

>A level of intelligence

Notice he doesn't indicate a quantity or measure. Simply a level. He isn't wrong, but he is using "cunning" and "intelligence" as false synonyms. His statement makes much more sense when viewed as a claim that, talk show hosts have to manipulate the masses, through intellectual cunning and manipulation of lessers

>Self-skepticism is wisdom.
For much of my childhood I thought I was retarded and everyone was lying to me. I was in all these AP classes, scored extremely well on every test, full ride to UG and to get my J.D. I still sometimes wonder if I'm even smart at all and everyone around me simply isn't trying.

I'd never make such a ridiculous statement about my intelligence whether I was a public figure or not. I've met plenty of people through my career that have true genius level intellect and I cannot recall a single one of them feeling the need to say it. I don't mind talking about myself since this is an user Mongolian knitting forum and I'm obviously not gaining anything, but in my day to day life I'd never,

>Tfw to intelligent too be a conservative

I often thought this , someone could easily have just programmed his little talk box with things that sound smart and put it in a sympathetic package more folks would buy into it

>that shit he's got withers the brain QUICK
Not all experience cognitive decline, and those that do it's said to be mild.

Made me kek, user

To be fair, it's usually a late onset with short life-expectancy

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to be a talk show host. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also host’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The liberal viewers understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who aren't liberals truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in talk show’s existential catchphrase “DRUMPF IMPEACH NOW,” which itself is a cryptic reference to McCain's epic John Oliver's rant. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jimmy Kimmel’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Star of David tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

Its ok you rednecks can tend to the field while we Liberals solve quantum physics. I'm sure our intellectual acumen will trickle down into a new chip for your cellphone lmao.

If the right people saw this today he would be in tears apologizing and begging for forgiveness