How come women are so obsessed with horses?

How come women are so obsessed with horses?

Is it because they have total control of a creature bigger and stronger than them that does whatever she fucking wants and has no free will and happens to have the biggest BBC?

>horses don't have free will
Are you implying they don't make decisions?

100% it is the cock.

They are captive. They have no freedoms.

every girl ive ever met who obsesses over horses has become or is a huge whore. every girl who loves cats, likes to be emotionally abused. every girl who likes dogs is tomboyish at heart

>spreading their legs and bouncing on something hard
Gee, I wonder.

Horses have huge dick, plus they get sexual pleasure from unchaired mounting.

Horses are the original vibrator for wahmen.

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Are citizens not captives to their countries?

if white women could fuck elephant dicks, they would

they are degenerates who should just be used as breeding facilities for the white man

it's because many girls have their first sexual experiences while riding.

that and probably the big/strong/quiet thing.

You should sometimes try paying attention to how much horses are marketed towards little girls. It's a billion dollar industry and they are just victims of marketing.

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They're in control of a big strong beautiful creature that could crush them in 2 seconds, they also have gigantic cocks.

This, 100% this.
I was just about to post the same.

the ultimate redpill. Women love slavery

Horse is literally imprisoned and can't even get his own food. Civilians not in jail have infinitely more freedoms.

>hymen can break while horseback riding
that actually makes a lot of sense

Got it, I'll take a dog girl then.
Horse-girls are literal sub-humans desu.

because horseriding is a sport where you can combine sport and being in the nature and being with animals.
I also like the deep level of communicatin you can have with a horse.
It's not like the horse does everything you want, in fact you always need t communicate and reflect your own behaviour to make the horse do what you want
It's also a very good training for the whole body because you need to stabilize yourself on horseback only with help of your trunk musculature

Horses usually cause a girl to discover her orgasm.

in fact you get sore after a few days of training. there is nothing sexual teasing about it

well this is not how you do it and very painful and unhealthy for the horse. actually you don't make much movements. you just try to follow the movements of the horse without disturbing it. You need to pretend to be a backpack for the horse

Beware the horse girl

Delusional roastie.

>BHC
Fixed

is that what i think it is

>tomboy girls

Ew. Enjoy your girl that acts like a guy at home all the time and starts looking like a butch femdyke. That shit is disgusting. Girls should act like girls.

You have to go deeper there lad.
Ask what get's marketed to 3-6 year old girls almost exclusive and continues up to 14 years old in all of the media from Books, TV, clothing, costumes for Carnival/Halloween to Kindergarten/School books...
It's always the same trifecta:
>Plays on some kind of Horse farm or a form of horses are involved in a prominent form
>main character is always a princess or a tomboy with a hidden princes character or hobby like ballet.
>main character main interaction is always with horses and at some point there will be a majestic frilly princess dress riding the horse entry followed by a Swansea ballet dance performance...

Horse, Ballerina, Princess
It's the perffect girly girl combination worth billions

Not so secret secret: horse girls play with fat stallion cocks all the time. They love it. +18 inches always at their disposal. Lots of testosterone in the air gets them worked up (animal testosterone affects humans just as much as human)

It's so taboo none of them would ever admit it. But it's the reason they are so crazy over their horses.

t. Worked at a ranch for a few years. Caught so many girls stroking off stallions

For you. Many other roasties use horses wrong, to masturbate.

well I was engaged in military riding since I was 8 years old so I thik I'm quite well informed

if you don't believe me, try it. The first week after your first riding lesson you won't be able to fully close your legs because your muscles are not used to it. Horseriding is expensive but good for the body and the soul.

All girls want to fuck their horses. When they wash them they lovingly lather up the horses shaft.

I've been banging a horse girl for a while and she told me that her first sexual experience was sucking off a Tennessee walker when she was 13. Got naked in the barn before dawn, sucked him off and took his cum all over her chest. 13.

Horse girls are degenerate.

>horse girls play with fat stallion cocks all the time.
That’s a great way to get fuckig trampled. Lol

Pretty hot desu

She's just a qt that has to be tamed, what's wrong with that? I agree dykes are horrible tho, we should burn all of em.

Horses should be outright banned.
There is zero reason to own them in 2018. They are an obsolete expensive form of transportation.
They are a hobby of the rich. Do any of you know how much they cost to feed, to maintain to keep warm in the winter?
We're talking in excess of $100,000 for a small fleet of horses. Anyone who wastes that much money, isn't smart enough to deserve that money in the first place. Things like horse ownership and low IQ people with money are reasons why I do not entirely support property rights. I am for them so long as the person in question is utilizing their property optimally and is intelligent enough to allocate it properly in the first place. They can't do that, they they need to be treated like livestock.

>been banging
>still banging her

I hope you had a vasectomy, user. I would trust a horse girl to "forget" her birth control one day.

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got me hard desu

THIS

you tell me

Stop cumming on your horse's back you degenerate

>Not so secret secret: horse girls play with fat stallion cocks all the time.

Very unlekely.
Stallions and geldings usually don't want their penisses to be touched. On some ranches they get cleaned manually from smegma every 6 month or so but usually thats always a huge drama.
As soon as they see the bowl with warm water, they get angry and attempt to kick or bite the groom and they pull their genitals back inside their bellies so nobody can reach them anymore.
You read too much furry fanfiction

i think you are right. women like niggers cause they feel like they are controlling a wild animal.

I've had one with all three of them
horses/cats/dogs

never again

how can we even compete

boys can't compete

Tried and failed?

sounds about right

Are you implying there is a free will of any kind?

You better wait till your horse is 6 to ride him or her!

This. It's the same reason that white women love niggers. They want a big dumb animal around, even if it will kick them in the teeth or kill them. They are degenerate trash lol

A horse has the biggest brownest turd cock of all, and all white women are secretly into scat and Andy Sixx logs. White women secretly get aroused at the sight of shit!

>he doesn't know how that work horses exist in large numbers because even todays technique can't do what a horse can in some regions

since you're the woman in the two pics, why don't you share your experiences and insight here?

Horse girls replace the masculinity they should seek from a good man with a horse.

Horses are also fucking assholes so they provide endless drama much like a baby would. This also fills a need they should be getting from a good man.

Horses need to be dominated. This attitude turns girls into cunts.

If all that wasn't enough they're expensive, dangerous, and smell like shit. (Some of that's true for the horse girl as well.)

Horse girls are bad news.

Chances are you dont know fucking anything. I bet they taight you to use bits

Yep.

>They pull their genitals back inside their bellies
They can do that?

horses are arousing, what more is there to know?

No, I just don't see how horses don't have free will but we do.

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Isnt carpet snake a python? Why would you be scared of a non poisonous snake you can hold with 1 hand?

maybe its because horses are cute and affectionate animals

but no its probably because beastiality haha roasties lmoa

because not everybody knows that?

>implying anyone has the peace of mind to correctly identify a snake as non-poisonous when its being thrown at you from another car

i call bullshit user, post proofs nigga

Yeah, and boys only like cats and robots because they're marketed towards them via cartoons and toys. I bet if we let little children choose their own toys, just as many girls would go for cars and just as many boys would go for ponies and dolls. It is all just social conditioning.

Oh wait

>Morelia spilota is a large species of python in the genus, reaching between 2 to 4 metres (6.6 to 13.1 ft) in length and weighing up to 15 kilograms (33 lb).
Try acting calm when some Australian cunt has just thrown a 2 meter long snake through your passenger window

*cars and robots

A backpack that puts a bit in your mouth, holds your reins, spurs you, and communicates their desired direction by pressing their legs on your side? Ok...

Women like horses because it is
A. Psychosexual, and
B. They get to control/dominate something powerful and masculine

No because I trained with a female horse but seen it a few times.
Horses are flight animals so male horses can pull their penis in and out like a radio antenna inside their body where it's safe and can't be injured when they are running. And they don't like to be touched there. Usually when a human goes near, they pull it in and some get a threatening body language. If you then try to ignore that and grab into the hole you get bitten or kicked.
nly when they are very well trained and have big trust in that particular human they would allow that.

Tomboy are only good in fiction for breaking to turn into good girls

This.

Then explain horse porn. Also does horse porn turn you on? You love horses, so I bet you love horse porn. Don't lie to us.

It's really gay that you know this much about horse cock

But wouldn't pulling your balls in for long periods of time make you infertile?

Exactly why we made them ride side saddle until degeneracy won.

They clearly love having a big beast between their legs, and BHC turns them on.

What about girls with birds? Asking for a friend

Pics or it didn't happen.

>Stallions and geldings usually don't want their penisses to be touched.
I'm sure if you give him a carrot, pet his hair real nice and whisper sweet things in his ear, he'd let you.

> using anything but a sadle and halter
>ever
It was men who popularized the apurs and bits you retard

reminder

>white women

Fixed that for you. White women are obsessed with all kinds of animals for whatever reason and often secretly fuck dogs/horses. It's like a super misplaced maternal instinct gone out of control.

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actually it was because muh dresses

They're cuckoo

>they're into cuckolding

caged or free (parrots, parakeets, owls etc.)?

This sounds like a woman who is extremely dedicated to horse cock so much she learned how to get their trust to make it come out. lol!

I bet you use a stallion AV on your favorite ones that trust you the most. You wake up every morning and pet them, feed them sugar cubes and get their trust real well, so you can milk their big brown turd cock and get that pasty nutritional milkshake. We can tell you are experienced in horse semen swallowing.

its almost like they only fuck pack/herd animals because they are easier to communicate with. also most other animals have weird dicks.

You probably dont want to know how much people know about horse asses then

They are free to shatter your skull with a well placed kick if they so choose. They are free to take off running and buck you over a cliff if they want to.

>mfw reading this shit

Horses are awesome, plus its fun to thunder down a small woodland trail at highspeeds

They are on the backside of the horse, have a tail and shit comes out of it? Am I close?

I would have loved to live my whole life NOT thinking about that.

You faggots are lucky you didn't grow up on a farm.

horses are powerful but not neccessary masculine. Stallions are. But even they represent a special kind of masculinity. More "sensitive" then the masculinity of a bull.

I have a boyfriend but i still like horses. Because they help me to learn about myself and to carry myself
and you have a better contact to nature. It's juts great to explore nature on horseback. Wild animals are less afraid so you can see them from closer distance

Winston Churchill has said, there is something about horses that is healing for the souls of men