EU WANTS TO BAN MEMES

>a new EU law would force internet services to block the upload of copyrighted materials
>this would include videos, texts, pictures, gifs and audio files
>The EU Legal Committee will discuss this new law at the end of March this year

spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/eu-urheberrechtsreform-widerstand-gegen-problematische-upload-filter-a-1189968.html

Where were you when Pepe and all the other maymays died?

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I think the solution is always to ban more things.

>copyrighted materials

>implying this isn't already in affect in every EU country

i don't want to be that guy but......

simple
ignore the law

I'm still okay with this

The Jew fears the memes. Afterall, it was the Jew that first discovered the power of memes and now because they can't control the memes, they want to ban them. Typical.

LMAO you make my country look sane.

good
maybe we would all spend a little more time reading books,exercising, and preparing for DOTR.

That one is shopped, here's the original.

i am too but OP's picture really caugth my eye.

Wouldn't this require every ISP to have all copyrighted material on a database to check?
I don't think the EU understand how the internet works, MD5 hashes aren't going to cover what they're asking for

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kek

Holy shit what a weird fetish, kek

Ban the EU.

I believe the solution, is to ban government.

>Wants to ban memes
>We start making memes that promote (((their))) agenda
>Those get banned.
This is how we end up with some kind of Islam-tier iconoclasm

>reading books

Just because you suffer from motion sickness and cant play video games doesnt mean everyone else wants to read all the bullshit you wrote in some dusty old fart page book fuck off you actual retard loser go read your queer notes

BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

t. dyslexic brainlet nigger

>once you have fapped on it, it cannot be unfapped
TFW

You can always fap again user.

Jesus Christ
Why is this picture so hot?

They're protecting you little goy. Go play with your barbie dolls.

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>EU fucking it up for everybody else
Typical.

>the memes are dead

only for you, euroshit.

>giantess

best fetish

SQUATS AND OATS

>EU makes a law that filters any recognized copywrite material
>The original pepe picture gets blocked, so people have to use varients
>Most common varients get blocked as well, people have to keep making new and original pepes to bypass the filter
>EU slowly beats everyone else in the world in memes because they are forced to produce OC

Weird timeline, not gonna lie

How will i express my feelings about catalan independentist then?

I am to autistic to express it with words in the 3d world

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>tfw no giant gf

>a new EU law would force internet services to block the upload of copyrighted materials

THEY CAN'T COPYRIGHT ORIGINAL CONTENT

It's really not that hard.

Internet services like google and facebook. Not ISPs. Anything located in the US should not be affected.

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>a new EU law would force internet services to block the upload of copyrighted materials
>Block the upload
What does this even mean? How would an ISP detect the uploading of a copyrighted image? Germany and Brussels need to get fucking nuked.

Let's copyright protect the memes then

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Hahahahahaha just regroup in one state hahahahahaha then spread the fire everywhere hahahahahahha let Europe burn hahahahahaha so that we can start again hahahaha

Eh

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>Austria

You want to upload a "dank meme" to facebook. Facebook uses an algorithm that analysis your upload first. It detects that your "dank meme" is violating copyright laws and tells you to stick it in your peehole. The same would happen on every other site because every single site where you can upload content would have to use this algorithm.

You fuckers need to grow a spine and put an end to brussels tyranny

>banning 1's and 0's
when will regulators learn the obvious?

Mommy is not happy.

they can steal the OC and copyright that.
How will you prove in court that facebook stole your OC apustaja.

The EU is the enemy of all free men. It is importing migrants to destroy the national identities of Europe to allow the EU to exert absolute control. Once the populations have been destroyed there is no going back. There is no room for the individual nations to function without the EU, and so the EU will exist forever with the peoples of Europe subservient to it.

Fight back.

DPI can and already is used for perlustration. Enjoy your USSR 2.0

It is Latvia.

I have original .psd files for my OC memes, they don't

Right, and how would they distinguish between copyrighted and non-copyrighted material? Is uploading a screenshot of a copyrighted image the same as uploading a copyrighted image? What if I modify it? If so, to what degree do I have to modify it?
Is taking a screenshot of a copyrighted video also a violation because the video is copyrighted? How would they even detect it?

>tfw you will never tap dance on giantess clit and be drenched in her pussy juice.

>EU confirmed the new Sons of the Patriots

If this is legit, how would it work? What about fair use? Can you use copyrighted materials for reviews and parody? This law would break youtube, and all news and review sites

>What does this even mean? How would an ISP detect the uploading of a copyrighted image?

Basically I'd imagine any website with more than x-daily visitors are required to include some component in them that allows the authorities to match any uploaded file to their criteria to block it, else be massively penalized by EU

like the whole GDPR thing

Squirters are a meme. Female orgasms don't exist.

I don't get it.

lmao what

Perkele Make they can just acces your computer steal/delete that shit and fuck your ass in court.
Have you not been following what kinda vulnarbilities and designed backdoors modern computers have.

pic related its their lawyer

This is already practically implemented in a law thats already been signed and will start being enforced this spring

look up GDPR

99% of memes arent text over copyright images, its all just stock photos

>You will never be pushed down stream on the yellow river in China

>Perkele Make they can just acces your computer steal/delete that shit and fuck your ass in court.

Please do this to me I've been waiting for proper justification to go full on postal

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>he doesn't understand the laws of State
It is made to make everyone a criminal, not to bring order, safety or anything. Will not affect youtube or anyone due to some obscure verse.

4u

WUT?!?

>tfw we are going to get taxed up the ass for chinese shit by posti

They will dose you with oxytocin and sedate you to like that.

Would still tap

How is this anything to do with the GDPR? not being a cunt, genuinely have no idea that the GDPR had such a broad scope

>They will dose you with oxytocin and sedate you to like that.

They will go up the street lamp on a rope before they get to finish that if they try

Make nyt skarppaa saatana käy lenkillä tai salilla, äläkä tujoittele sitä ruutua päivätpitkät niinkuin se olisi aino ajanviete koko maailmassa.

that's not an argument, that's tyranny. EU needs to be abolished for trying to abolish free speech and free choice of online assembly.

GDPR is first step of the great european public speech censorship project

eff.org/deeplinks/2015/11/unintended-consequences-european-style-how-new-eu-data-protection-regulation-will
techdirt.com/articles/20151029/07290832661/how-eus-proposed-new-privacy-rules-will-be-tool-massive-censorship.shtml

>block the upload of copyrighted materials

Most memes are not based on copyrighted materials (although I suppose it depends on how broadly you define "copyrighted materials").

Eg 1, Wojack memes. There's no underlying copyright material (exception: if you include the automatic copyright that arises under US law when you express an idea in a fixed, tangible medium).

Eg 2, Pepe memes. It could be argued that they're all derivative works based on Matt Furie's copyrighted material.

It's true, it's not like Merkel is starting to resemble a dystopian tyrant or anything.

The future is a text only internet

The magic trick here is to pass that law under the radar because the definition of copyright material is unclear and THEN pass a strongly worded law about what is copyright material which will retroactively make the first law a totalitarian nightmare.

wtf I love EU now

britbongs have the gaystapo

Good luck, decentralized internet makes all censorship attempts meaningless. With Zeronet, Qlink and Skycoin kicking off no government will be able to censor anything anymore ever again. Basically the BitTorrent of the internet web browsing

>hurr durr muh internet neutrality dumb burgers gonna gets jewed by dah comcasts Yurup superior cuz our masters said they would protect us
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH