JoJo Thread

Holy fuck I just realized that we're halfway through the wait for the new chapter.

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I'm just as important...

Somebody please explain the importance of this image to me.

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Gappy makes me happy

I LOVE KIRA and he's NOT UGLY

Yasuho is going to be saved but the bean machine is going to die.

Screencap this.

KIRA IS UGLY

Fuck Kira for blinding me with his UGLINESS

He's hot as fuck

I FUCKING LOVE KIRA AND HE'S HANDSOME

KIRA IS BEAUTIFUL. FUCK THE HATERS

Kira is dead

Hi, my name is Johnny Joestar and you're probably wondering how did I get down here.

What the fuck is going on in this thread?

I wonder if Ghost Kira can feel pleasure

>implying it's not Jesus under the tree and the US agents didn't bring back the wrong corpse

>Tiny legs
I think it's cute.

Well according to that one pic with eggs peaking out of him, yes.

This is thirsty Bruno.
Now go drink some water!

I don't wanna be a jojofag anymore, make it stop.

Bruno is sexist.

He looks annoyed.

You get annoyed if you're thirsty.
Fuck you.

B-BAKANA

When did this "Kira is ugly" meme started?

Part 4 except Koichi is the town bike

When Kira was born.

>he hasn't heard the theory before

>Valentine hasn't died and has been constantly searching for a way out from Johnny's Tusk by traversing through worlds.
>Years pass by
>Johnny dies to a rockman, but the legend told down the next generations gets broken over time.
>When the US came to retrieve the corpse, they took back the wrong one, they actually took Johnny's body since the rock disease made him look like it.
>The real corpse is still in Morioh, it's why so many bizarre things are happening there.
>When Johnny died, the rotation that was placed on Valentine started to dissipate, but was not completely removed from him.
>Valentine then finds out about the corpse and it's location, he then heads towards it secretly.
>During his journey there, the spin on him starts to activate again, but not to the effect where Valentine flies back to the hole, instead, it spins around him.
>He uses the power of the rotation from Johnny to create a tsunami to destroy whatever and whoever is there and take the corpse for himself.
>Because of the people in Morioh sacrificing their coastal houses to prevent most of the damage done by it, most of them survived.
>Valentine had to step back because his plan failed.
>The following night, the earthquake that hit Morioh after caused the Wall Eyes to form.
>It was the corpse's move to stop any further attacks from Valentine.
>Fastforward to Jojojlion, after the events of Joubin and Dolomite fusing and learning about the corpse and after Jousuke and Joushuu team up to stop their brother from using it
>He's coming back

Chapter? Fuckthat, when we getting a new season for the anime!

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Wanna get shot?

perhaps flashback man is valentine ?

>no SeaKira giving her the magic fingers

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We already came to the conclusion that Flashback Man was Yotsuyu

Nah that's too obvious. And I doubt Valentine is coming back too, he might be plot important but he's not gonna be an actual character in JJL.

most retarded thing i've read all year

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Try and hit me.

Jobin and Dolomite aren't going to fuse, that was people jumping the gun on an early mistranslation of the spoilers. He was asking Dolomite to lend him his strength in killing Josuke, not in using the equivalent exchange. What Jobin actually wants with the Rokakaka is still unknown.

These are great, post more.

How do I get Yasuho in a vulnerable position and no I'm not Joshuu.

The strange adventures of JeepJeep & his friends.

I only made one other one during Blue Hawaii, but it had less effort put into it.

>Jobin and Dolomite aren't going to fuse, that was people jumping the gun on an early mistranslation of the spoilers.
You're right about that, this was done before the chapter came out.

koichi

3 questions

>when is the Rohan OVA coming out?
>when should we hear about part 5 anime?
>should I expect Part 8 to end soon?

NO LEGS NO ARMS! NO SCAPE!

>dont know
>dont know
>dont know

Hope this helps.

-kun!

>when is the Rohan OVA coming out?
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>when should we hear about part 5 anime?
Next Year.

>should I expect Part 8 to end soon?
3-6 years.

>Next month
>Maybe later this year
>2020?

>no date but at least they said they're working hard on it!!!!
>probably August. There's some event then I think
>hopefully

>not using Sticky Fingers
>not unzipping the limbs and then fucking the hole in the limbs

You got to be creative.

Is no one going to reply to my bait? Come on I tried, at least one (you) would be okay.

it's steel ball run except johnny races across the US in a wheelchair the whole time

>get lucky
>dick is in dry cleaner

Best cock block stands?

>Gets Tusk
>Learns to pimp out the wheelchair and make it go really fast using Spin
I'd read it.

>wheelchair

But that's his horse name

Giorno is beautiful

So beautiful

JOHNNY JOESTAR'S CORPSE IS THE MAIN ANTAGONIST TRUST ME ARAKI IS MY GARDENER

i didnt know you could make flowers look gay

best girl best arc

So, do you come here often?

That he is.

Which Jojo has the weakest stand?

Joseph

t. DIO

steely steel man dan of steel

Joseph, though it's still pretty versatile. If he'd had it during Part 2 then the Pillar Men would have been fucked.

Single JoJo (Girl) or Twin JoJos(Boy and Girl)?

Which of these two options do you prefer and which one do you think is more likely?

Twins

>another female jojo

Great, can't wait for the inevitable shitloads of incest art of her Jolyne and Giorno together.

A female Jojo for that sweet sweet her and Jolyne incest

If you think about it, Gappy already is a twin jojo in one jojo.

He already had it in Part 2 it just hasn't been awakened by the arrow yet

t. Araki in JoJonium

I wanted to suck Kira's dick in a dream

Josephmi's real dad is Joseph or Joseph's son!

That's everyone's guess.

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I had a weird dream where I bought a heavily damaged King Crimson figure. I was promised that if I brought it back to the store the next week in the same condition I would get a mint version. I was then hit by a steam roller on the walk home.
What does it mean?

Can I drink lemonade instead?

That you'd rather die than accept a shit or unfinished Golden Wind adaptation.

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I hope that is chocolate

>"NO! YOU'VE HIT YOUR LIMIT! I'M GONNA PUSH! NOW!"
>rohan uses heaven's door on josuke last second and writes "will follow kira"
>click
>the duwang gang yells after josuke and kira
>BOOM
>"YA-YATTAZO!"
>kira hears a faint yell from afar
>it was josuke looking angrier than ever
>"KIRA YOSHIKAGE!!"
>"B-BAKANA! HOW CAN THIS BE?! HIGASHIKATA JOSUKE AND HIS SHIT HAIR!"
>josuke rushes up against kira due to the rage of his hair being called shit
>killer queen is defenseless now that stray cat is gone
>dust biting is about to finish
>"DORARARARARARA"
>josuke and kira is sent to some unknown snowy place that looks like morioh back in time
>"DORA!!"
>kira gets launched into a flower
>kira gets the angelo treatment and becomes a flower that is now a morioh landmark
>josuke being injured from his battle looks around in the blanket of snow to see a car stuck in the distance
>josuke remembers this scene and familiarity of deja vu
>he proceeds to help the car get out of the snow by taking off his gakuran
>the mother drives off without stopping and goes to a hospital for her sick son
>josuke turns to his back in the field of snow and spots the kira flower
>josuke breathes in and breathes out
>"I feel completely refreshed. This is the GREATest high!"
>all of a sudden time starts reverting back to the way things were
>"Thi-This is the power of Crazy Diamond's Killer Queen: Bites the Dust!"
>josuke is back to where the ambulance was in present time 1999
>the duwang gang walks up slowly
>"So this is the golden heart of Morioh, huh?"
>josuke turns around looking surprised
>"No, this was all a team effort and most importantly thanks to my new stand power"
>everyone looks up to the skies to see reimi and all the other lives that have been lost by kira finally rest in peace
>josuke smiles greatly and poses
>"My Crazy Diamond... is not crash!"
>cue "Great Days -Units Ver.- (EDM Arrangement Ver.)"

I would have liked that better, except for Josuke getting BTD

Did you?

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Wait DiU takes place in 1999?

what did you think

>Shizuka is 18 now

>Shizuka will never be a jojo

Like in the 2010's. Color me surprised.

I wonder if Shizuka is hot now.

I wonder if Joseph is dead now.

How does king crimson work? He skips time and in the time that was skipped he does things in it?