/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - HAMSTER ON A WHEEL EDITION

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

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nigger self-natural selecting

ROBERT
>Female knocking on door in cheetah robe

SPRAYPAINTING IN CEMETERY

>non glitched out image
REEEEEEEE

lv / south lawndale user from last thread checking in...

beautiful night here in the city.

>threw beer and pringles at her window

PRINGLES

>mfw when nigs gonna nog

BEER PRINGLES AND ROCKS THROWN AT WINDOW

spray painting side of cemetery
shamefur dispray

Nice image. Keys checked.

Cheeto roll? Oh, Cheetah robe

>Shaniqua lost her keys again

>THREW FUCKING PRINGLES IN A WINDOW

>not having a crazyfu to throw you chips and beer in your window

these threads are great
>ambient music
>niggers nigging
>robert
>feet on spaceheater
>raining outside

who else /comfy/?

pretty damn comfy here in montana desu, snow comfier than rain

Suicide
Someone finally got off that hamster wheel.

retrowave background is underrated
/comfy/ as fuck
reporting in from Toronto

holy shit i just realized i share a state with ben "niggers are my trigger" garrison

>spraypainting the side of a wall

>A
>FUCKING
>HOSE

>I guess they mean house

comfy asf
> cat on lap
> eating chips
> writing script for shitposting youtube video
> shitposting on mlpol
> chair all the way back
> sunrise
> listening to johnny cash

comfy bro.. comfy

>creepy laugh

>John barleycorn

Only the biggest faggot douche bags hang out there.

johnny cash is bretty gud but try using the youarelisteningto link in the OP

wish it was snowing here, would be pinnacle /comfy/
yeah, i might start listening to this stuff while i sleep

>submissive female voice: "r-robert?"
>... *silence*
>brash female voice: *LAUGHS DISDAINFULLY*

i love this show.

it gets even comfier for me
>ambient music
>my 2 cute cats
>leather recliner
>on a mountain, great views of whitefish from out my window

It's funny how we can find such great entertainment, I really appreciate what we have here. I hope it never ends fellow anons.

The age of watching TV with your family is dead. Now I have you guys

DUDE

will do, will probably fall asleep,

why do niggers breed when poor instead of fixing their life and then breed?

"The Man who couldn't cry" is an awesome song.

WEED

Pedro hitchhikin'

>Male hispanic hitchhiking
>Send ICE to give him a ride home

>intoxicated female complaining about the people who own the bar
This warranted a call to the cops?

dindu nuffin

I was admitted to the University of Chicago for grad school.

How fucked am I? How do I stay safe?

btw

good song

#BlackLivesMatter
#DinduNuffin

youtube.com/watch?v=Fe2mhfG63FA

>tfw my kitties are 500 miles away and not here warming my feet and purring like crazy
feels really, REALLY bad man

3 showed up to St Mary's Hospital
I guess that means Walk-in ER patients with gunshots or other trauma wounds.

>How do I stay safe?
carry a gun

There's way more absurd stuff than that... you wait and see.
>Man with a chainsaw
And so forth.. in situations where the call is strange, there was this guy that called the cops because his hand was stuck on the paper shreder - at 2 am.

university of chicago is an excellent school, congratulations nipple
stay in the north if you want to be safe, south side is where most of the shit you hear about goes down

oi you yankee fucks I haven't been on in awhile. does Robert mean the same as radio?

stay away from niggers and don't get into drugs, also don't go out
find an apartment in 6. floor to avoid being shot by driveby

this is the best time on a weekend because all the nigs are leaving the clubs and parties

you're fine. they patrol the fuck out of hyde park and hassle anyone who looks out of place.

the locals know which side that bread is buttered. the university brings jobs n shit so people know better than to fuck with it too bad.

F

>JUST
>BE
>CAREFUL

Talk to people who go there and live there.
Don't wander too far off campus at night.
Around blacks, never relax.

>They received welfare check friday
In the 15th there will be the second.

Around blacks, never relax.

>chicago
>being allowed to get a carry permit
>mfw

>drunk college girl threatening suicide

This thread has been a lifeboat today.

THREATENING SUICIDE

W O W

WOW.

WOW
O
W

Male Black walking in back yard.

WOW

SUCH NIGGER
MUCH CRIME
WOW

>No intoxicated college age threatening to commit suicide gf

>feels bad man

NINE
NINE SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

pretty much this

based CPD has the spooks and their coonery pretty well contained in the ghetto.