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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep aboutLIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty trulyAREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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that level is between 80-90 iq

whyd you crop out the part of the article where he breaks down into tears?

so... toilet humour and stating the obvious means you are intelligent?

ok.

>it-requires-a-certain-level-of-intelligence
Yeah, none. Hell, fucking Steve Harvey has (had?) a talk show.

I don't know about that, but conservatives just plainly aren't funny. The market has already spoken.

What this really means is he's a fucking talking head for his kike masters and they like weak minded faggots like him who are easy to control because they don't question.
Fuck him and fuck you OP

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep aboutLIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty trulyAREidiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

I think he meant it requires a certain skill level in dick sucking

>Fag

This is pasta don't be baited by a fucking leaf

What a narrow-minded assertion.

how come him and Adam Carolla are on speaking terms/work together? who's jewing who?

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In jewywood everyone is jewing everyone. It's never too cold to put your hands in your own pockets in jewywood.
You're also allowed to force yourself on the goy women

tl.dr urgay

To Be Fair, You Have To Have a Very High IQ to Understand Late Night Talk Shows

entertainment industry especially late night tv is produced by leftists. thats all that matters. you dont even need to be one, just fake it.

Shitposting over, read some of Aldous Huxley's Brave New World. Talk show hosts are experts at saying the exact same thing in as many words as possible. We're not getting chained. We're given so many choices that the ones that matter are obscured.

The war against drugs was a psyop meant to get drugs in the public consciousness. Now it's getting legalized and we're going down the slippery slope to Soma for everyone.

sage and kys

It's not even that it's produced by fucking leftists it's that it's produced by fucking kikes to keep you looking elsewhere while the other hand dose something else

OU MEME PLEASE GO BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD AND COME BACK WITH SOME RU CONTENT.

The hell is that supposed to mean?

Has Jimmy Kimmel come out and apologized for the horribly sexist manshow he used to run? He should be donating part of ever paycheck he makes to anwomans shelter for his role in establishing toxic masculinity.

#payupjimmy

There are few women in STEM because it requires a certain level of intelligence

>Jimmy Kimmel: Only brain dead, cum guzzling, kike puppets could push leftist agenda night after night on the outdated format that is network talk shows.

Kimmel went from The Man Show to marrying that kike whore (((Sarah Silverman))) to all out pushing leftist agenda on a talk show. That kike whore fucked him up.

post yfw too smart to win

Carson was rarely overtly partisan and was far funnier. Humor in general used to be a lot less P.C. than it is now.

That in face of Fascism and racist Slogans like "Make America great again", "ten feet higher", facts and stats were no match to Drumpf

>Jimmy Kimmel
>Certain level of Intelligence
>Cant tell his right from his left

tmz.com/2018/02/01/jimmy-kimmel-car-accident-hollywood/

The memes are real

It requires a substantial amount of intelligence to import thousands of somalis and sudanese into your country.

>fpbp

“Me circle jerking with thousands of others also being ignorant and not open to new ideas makes me intelligent, also didn’t i mention I’m smart, like really really smart.”
-Jimmy Kimmel

No it's because you're all fucking cucks who will push propaganda rather than thinking for yourselves. Also, you're money hungry.

Exactly. Like they made fun of President Trump just last week for his smart comments.

it also takes a certain level of intelligence to co-host something like the man show, but you aren't proud of that shit are you, asshole?

>notable segments:
>One skit featured Carolla and Kimmel setting up a booth at a farmer's market and successfully asking people to sign a petition to "end women's suffrage", demanding the repeal of the 19th Amendment (which guarantees women's voting rights).

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_Show

As usual a leftist thinking they are superior to everyone else. Nothing new to see here.

I miss Man Show Jimmie. This faggot is corrupt and needs to swing from a rope.

Which will come first: Trump impeachment or Kimmel's son dying?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH Walmart conservatives in this thread are so fucking buttblasted.

> a certain level of intelligence
> defends Elite pedophiles

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Says the faggot that can read a simple traffic sign. Fuck this crying kike puppet.

Kimmel's son hopefully

very correct, brainletts

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This is literally a day after he drove his car the wrong way down a road and got in a head-on collision....

well damn mithter. you theme to have thuch a following here. thareblue for the winth.

>more educated individuals = democrats
>richer people tend to be democrats

How does Sup Forums explain this phenomenon?

I suppose that is correct wording. Anyone with an IQ higher than 90 wouldn't be able to stand it.

Hitler and Stalin were high IQ and high intelligence. The leftists dream of their perfect planned and structured utopia's, the problem is it always involves purges, gulags, and mass graves.

>liberal

They don't even know what it means.

Liberal is for individual freedom and limited government.

They're socialists

The Left thinks gender is a choice and that tax money just falls out of the sky, but they're the alleged smart ones, eh?

This should be saged for extreme faggotry.

this is true though

leftists are smarter than right-brainletcucks FACT

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czeched and raised

This posto makes me angry i want to sit down with you leaflet we will sit down together and eat corn beef for a week and grow large. We will go into that room with those screaming Nu Males and just start smacking them around the head. The Corn Beef would have increased your muscle size and testosterone so when you hit the Nu male around his faggy head he will go sprawling across the floor. We just keep hitting them one after the other shouting "you will eat corn beef, you will become a man, your weakness is not acceptable to the tribe" and just keep hitting them while they scream with mouth agape getting smacked across the room one after each other

And liberals wonder why everyone sees them as arrogant cunts.

The hard truths don't lend themselves to glibness.

Abstract nonsense does.

I loved this stuff when I was a teenager.
As far left as a person could be.

Now I see the world for what it is.
I see them for what they are, what they're doing to us, our culture, our communities.
I see where it's going.
I don't get to laugh nearly as much these days.

There's more important things than laughing like a fool.

>Implying you can't have a high IQ and not be authoritian

Only low IQ people follow authoritarian leaders. Which is why Sup Forums worships Trump and Hitler. The leaders themselves probably aren't even that liberal or Conservatives, they just know how to manipulate the public.

>Hitler was a leftist
>the holocaust happened
>Hitler did anything wrong
Go away boomer.

>They're socialists
they're full on commies now

He's not wrong. You have to have an IQ sufficiently low to sincerely buy into all the (((programming)))

thinly veld to smart to win rerun.

>implying talk show hosts sincerely buy into the shit they're saying
>the right can't fight
Apparently the left can't count.

Jared Taylor.

>Only low IQ people follow authoritarian leaders.
This is true, which is why the two parties are secure in their positions. Wouldn't want anyone to vote outside of that comfy zone.

>self fellatiating yourself this hard

Anyone who has state they are "intelligent" because they belong to "x" group, are dumb as fuck.

Brutal

Who's authoritarian in the DNC? I thought they were all bleeding heart Liberals.

It's time for late-night to start falling downhill...Hopefully beginning with Kimmel.

>Put 6 gorillian Jews in ovens, who weren't even fighting back
>LOOK! WE'RE SO GOOD AT FIGHTING! WE KILLED SO MANY PEOPLE!

I used to like him when he was on the Man Show and even afterwards, but holy fuck has he become a Hollywood elitist.

How can you say something like that and be so smug about it? Also, I never knew part of being a great talk show host was going on air and crying like a little faggot every time Trump does something that hurts your feelings.

Fuck him and fuck his mediocre TV show.

literally the first thing that comes to mind anytime leftists start talking about their high intelligence

2 B FAIR U HAVE TO HAVE PRETTY HIGH IQ TO UNDERSTAND GOMMUNISM

That is seriously the first thing I thought of when I saw this. The "I am intelligent because of the tv I watch" has been around since star trek times but holy shit Jimmy

>Allied Military 25%
>Axis Military 13%
Apparently the left can't even read.

Now l know you are baiting.
More like who isn't authoritarian in the DNC. But on a side note so is the GOP.

Oh yea, I'd also like to point out that back in the mid-2000's he would regularly call into Howard Stern and brutally mock Eric the Midget (a crippled, club footed midget riddled with health issues) with glee and now he's suddenly a compassionate liberal. Someone should find those recordings (probably on YouTube) and get that shit trending on Twitter to show what a total fucking hypocrite he is.

Suck a fucking dick you hypocritical, unfunny, insincere douchebag.

The markets run by liberal nepotist kikes, they expel all conservatives from contributing wherever they can you fucking nigger brainlet.

So low IQ nigger and spics voting overwhelming for the left is due to their superior intelligence and individualism....

Hmmmmmm.

But the Nazis were punching up massively beyond their weight.

The confederates also fought much much better than the North.
And I say this as a Northerner.

It's only a shame the Southerners weren't the evil they were portrayed as, or they'd have killed all the slaves instead of letting the plague lose upon us.
Oh, nevermind. Truly evil.

Projecting this hard, you’re literally telling everyone you feel threatened by intelligent conservatives.

Didn't Kimmell drop out of college? Not to mention, Crank Yankers was the only good show he ever produced

>Who's authoritarian in the DNC? I thought they were all bleeding heart Liberals.
Wanting to destroy white society and give their wealth to brown people isn't the good kind of authoritarian, but it certainly is authoritarian.
Pic related is the good kind of authoritarian.

Yes, below 80.

>being a talk show host requires intelligence
Fucking LOL

>It requires a certain level of (((intelligence))).

no, they are liberals because jews are liberal, and jews run all of our cultural institutions

He basically said this
BIG BRAIN NIGGAZ

Semite.
I would slit his throat in less than a second.
The word "liberal" isn't even correct. Every Talk Show is Marxist-Globalist because it is run by Jewish Finance. It requires a certain LACK OF intelligence to believe everything on fucking TV. CIAnigger.

He's technically right. "Slightly above room temperature IQ" is a certain level of intelligence.

Can't wait for civil war.

Is there an old Chinese proverb for thinking you're more intelligent than you actually are?

If he wasn't fucked up in the first place he would never have dated her in the first place.

Plus he's in showbusiness and lives in California anyway. That has to take a toll on a man.

>he thinks he's smart because a bunch of low iq libs tell him he's smart

sage guys come on SAGE

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to be fair, you have to have a certain level of arousal to understand Sup Forums

The south is often called the dumbest part of USA and the south contains the highest amount of african americans.

What does it mean?