User ultimate tips for your woman

1. When she does something like cook you dinner or clean up tell her you appreciate it. Every time.
2. If she's changing and you see her tits, stop everything you're doing and stare. She'll notice, cover herself and say stop. But she'll take notice of your reaction and be happy with her body.
3. When you pass by her, pinch/grab/stroke her ass. She'll likely jerk away and say, "stop". But she'll recognize her sexyness and feel good about herself.

I've been married many years. My wife is sexy as hell. I always do these things. She cooks me awesome meals, shares my hobbies, has sex with me on a regular basis and is all around a super woman.

>cover herself and say stop
Been with my wife for 18 years, if she see's me staring at her tits she will pull down her panties and ask if I want to fuck.

But, the rest is correct.

Can confirm. I do all of those things and that makes her really hot for our bull.

Those are pretty obvious so I wouldn't call them ultimate. Women just need constant validation and if they don't get it from their man, they'll find it elsewhere (job/friend/lover etc.).

Jesus christ, how can you live this life?

16 years and she's never told me to stop. hell sometimes i go full up in her bootycrack when I grab her ass in public, she loves it.

nobody wants your boomer wisdom, you've destroyed society enough

>leaf
is it really that hard to make a descent post? you maple loving faggot

You do know that your wife fucks Tyrone on the side, right? You are just too much of a cuck to notice it. Pretty much all Mutts gets cucked by niggers, that's why it is great to be a German

>If she's changing and you see her tits, stop everything you're doing and stare.
>Stare at her intensely and start saying "milky milky come to me mommy milky milky"

There's a lot more to it than that OP. You need to work punching into your sex routine as well. Every time my wife and I have a threesome, there's punching.

yeah
that'd all be nice if I could get one in the first place. tons of first dates that lead to flakes and them missing ex-boyfriends. the first dates go well, I guess some minor thing tips them off that I don't have my shit THAT together. I suppose women can just sense it.

And I mean I can't fault them really anymore, a relationship with them + kids is expensive as fuck.

What do you think you can offer a woman?

>t. cuck faggot

Superior non Hispanic white genetics

This is the most sad attempt at schlomo'ing I've seen in awhile.

Go back to your jew cave, your tactics have become transparent

(well said, OP)

You are LARPing as a German.
Germans are mixed with all that thick Hunnic blood, it clogs their arteries and the lack of oxygen to the brain leads to over-competitiveness.

She support my BS and I support hers. I'd have kms if it wasn't for her honestly.

>kek flag
>absolute beta
checks out

There was a screencap I saw on here a while back that I have saved on a different HDD, but it said basically this. Treat your woman like a dog (this is not a bad thing, dogs are awesome) in that you show her love, attention and appreciation at every turn and she will fawn over you.Has it right too, if they don't get it from you they will find it from someone else.

You knew he was shitposting but took the bait anyways.

I'm MGTOW but thanks for the tips

Man, my gf is a fucking degenerate. You sound like a mormon

This normie advice on women is fucking disgusting beta shit

what a shitty life ... i would be tired to constantly validate a cunt

Here's the biggest red pill for everyone on this fucking board.

Look at this motherfucker's post.

The biggest reason for women being so shitty is BPD which is an epidemic.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>and on today's episode of "doling out advice as a permavirgin Sup Forumsacko"
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

nice guys aka ugly guys .

women care only about looks , do not fall for the personality meme . if you didn t have a girlfriend in your 20s , DO NOT AND I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY RELATION IN YOUR 30S WITH 30S WOMEN , only if you somehow catch teen then it s green light . in your 30s you are good for milking . better stay alone , fuck the system

You’ve only been married for 2 years.

I gotchu senpai

This pic never gets old

Hilarious ass fuck, more

No seriously everyone know that it is like a ritual for Mutts to let nigger fuck their wives. Am I wrong Mutt?

At least I am not getting ccked by Tyrone though little bitch

Meanwhile I am essentially rolling around in pussy on daily basis. Pretty sweet to speak German eh?

Thanks based burger.

someone else made have said it but i just skimmed the thread.

but when she gives you blowjobs/handjobs you should make as much noise as humanly possible and tell her what you like and what you dont. my girlfriend gets horny as fuck when i moan (i mostly fake it though) while shes giving me head and as such she loves to give blowjobs. when we first started dating she would talk endlessly about how she hated her last boyfriend because he would just sit there and not say a single thing and not make any noise, so dont do that

the last thing you ever want to be is the beta

>took the bait
>calling your dumbass out
pick one faggot, also stop replying to this shit thread

Moaning is for faggots

if it gets me more blowjobs i dont give a fuck lmao

That (pic) must have been the worst lie I ever seen

4chins popquiz.

How many of you faggots immediately knew that ass belonged to TiffanyTeen, without doing an image search?

TickTock, cunts.

France is gay

>Implying faggots don't get blowjobs

Kinda the only thing they get

women lie lie lie

they are the ultimate social conformists. They will lie every time.

Not married or seeing anyone but this has been my experience with every chick after I’ve slept with them.

They want to feel lusted after and appreciated... just don’t go too far too often with the flirting shit or she’ll start to think you’re only interested in her for sex

>your
What are IDs faggot? Also it is a fine thread, better than the mgtow and sexbot and woman hate threads. Not every is a virgin like yourself.

fucking boomers gtfo my board

if this thread is fine why even shit post to begin with?

t.never met a woman

I wonder how many people say the same profile and swiped left, or whatever way you go for "fuck off" and how many contented him just to troll him.

I mean, I know that's the "atomic black pill" or whatever the fuck they call it, but that shit is cherry picked.

>2. If she's changing and you see her tits, stop everything you're doing and stare. She'll notice, cover herself and say stop. But she'll take notice of your reaction and be happy with her body.
>3. When you pass by her, pinch/grab/stroke her ass. She'll likely jerk away and say, "stop". But she'll recognize her sexyness and feel good about herself.
>I've been married many years. My wife is sexy as hell.

OP there's no fuckin' way you aren't a virgin. Sage for what at first glance appears as a slide thread but which is upon further examination found to be an autistic Sup Forumsak trying to force his shitty erotica onto all of us. Also kill yourself

Lmao what the fuck was that. Is that the evil that sleeps within all she cunts? What a retched creature.

taking a boomer's advice on women will turn you into a massive cuck loser

No. Just nightclub girls with too much makeup.

17 years son.

You still haven't checked the fucking ID of the first post you responded to. I meant the OP was fine, those shills still managed to shit up the rest of the thread.

Kill yourself.

>marriage in the 21st century

hahahahahaha no

I want to find a butterface with an ass like that, and fuck her all day. In fact I think I met one the other day at the gym.. she's in my calc class

He's right actually. Wives love that. They like to know they are still attractive to you.

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Tell her what to do. Lick here. Suck that. Guide her head with your hand. Moaning is stupid, but jerking your body naturally when she gets it right goes a long ways. Then don't be a cuck and return the favor.

kek.

Do people either not know what a baby boomer is, or do they not know how math works? If you've been married to your wife for 18 years, you would have to have gotten married at 36 years old or older to be a boomer. These people are probably Gen Xers.

To be honest I would have lied and said yes jsut to fuck with the statistics. I got another survey handed to me the other day where I pretended that I was getting sexually harassed by women everywhere but especially in church

Why don't you faggots ever poast part 2?

Great tips, OP. Human psychology used right. People should be acknowledging and appreciating each other more in general. Division and seculusion among us is what gives the deep state its power and space to operate.

Goood leafy

Wow poor thing really took it hard that she got turned down

Hahahaha. I lost the virg 24 years ago. I actually had to pull out the calculator.

WTF is your problem you dumb fucking leaf?
OP seems right on the spot to me. Not that any of this is enough to make it work because most women are fucking crazy.
When I had a gf (a WHILE ago desu) she loved that I'd start molesting her at random sometimes. When she wanted it she'd start acting like a prey and/or trying to anger me kek.
Man I miss her I'm out of groceries and she used to shop for me.

serious question but why do "late" (past 21) year old virgins actually say they're virgins? unless they wanted to be a virgin for some personal/religious reason, i think its better to just lie about it and move on with life. girls DO NOT like virgins and telling anyone your a virgin is the fastest way to have her drop any romantic interest in you.

i lost my virginity at 20 and the girl i was with would constantly talk down to virgins and i would do it with her. i made up a story about losing it to some girl at prom (very typical scenario, but i didnt even go to prom) and said that the girl was really bad. we had sex without any issues and as far as i know she never "found out" that she was my first

>when we first started dating she would talk endlessly about the blowjobs she gave to Jarmaquious and how he reacted to her tongue swirls on his nigger cock

Wow seems like a prosperous relationship there

You realize that it's the Germans who are letting their women fuck niggers, right?

You can't really be this fucking stupid. I'm watching from the U.S. as your country is getting overun and you have a woman in charge that looks like David Allen Turpin after a sex change operation.

>WTF is your problem

Hello pajeet

>I've been married many years.
>My wife is sexy as hell.
kek

We would never but you Mutts do it all the time. I mean this is why you produce and love all that cuck porn cause you identify with it you pathetic little cucks.

I watch from over here how you are being overrun. I mean you are not even White anymore

Good job user. Gen X here.

haha dude sorry but im pretty sure its normal for people to talk about past relationships as long as it doesnt make either of them uncomfortable (and it didnt in our case). it went both ways for us (me talking about sex in past relationships as well)

another interesting thing that she told me is that in her past relationships her boyfriends didnt want her to ever buy any toys (dildos, vibrators, etc). i literally get excited thinking about her playing with herself with a dildo/vibrator. guess im just weird

Who initiates the sex? Any games played with excuses?

that first sentence is gold

i hate men who whine about women being irrational and feminist being inconsistent and what not and making fucking 8 hour videos long on "refuting" feminist "logic". Because what these dumb cunts need is more attention. This MGTOW and incel faggots have this assumption that they operate with that says women and men are equal.

Said the German Goo Girl.

jegum

Fuck you dumb ass, I meet my wife when I was 18 I'm 36 now. Technically I'm a fucking millennial, born in 81. You're an dumb fucking newfag, my generation built all this shit. While yours just bitches and moans.

You are prolly getting cucked by a german on a daily basis mutt

>Do people either not know what a baby boomer is, or do they not know how math works?
DESU, Millennials do both.

Millennials believe that every date between 1980 and 2000 was a unique and extra super special generation of it's own.
Everyone born before their birthday is a Boomer; everyone born on their birthday or later is GenZ.

'Millennial' is just a mean word people made up to describe cupcakes who are OBVIOUSLY either Boomers or GenZ, and not special at all.

Some believe that Millennials started in 1994.
Others, that Millennials ended in 1994.

The one thing they all have in common is that Millennials all feel too unique and special to be a Millennial.

They should have been called the Snowflake Generation.

WTF user! That's exactly my numbers, born April 81. Have you doxed me?

Stacy Kieblers ass is the most beautiful thing this planet has ever produced.

All the women I've been with whenever I ask them to play with toys they always say the same thing. That they would explode if they did that and my massive dick is already too much for them.

haha guess you just have small benis dude sorry lmao ahah

is that image satire or are there people who actually spend 650 dollars a month on coffee and restauraunts?

I usually do. Sometimes it just happens from silly shit like like tickle games and what not. Sometimes it's just going to bed and snuggling up close that brings the fun. It's pretty random I guess.

German men listen to "Scooter - I Feel Hardcore" while bouncing around the house wearing their little sister's makeup.

The German spirit died with Hitler.

KYS boomer filth. Don't you have a Woodstock to take your trans daughter to?

Only 8 messages? These girls dont look great looking either, guess im doing better at tinder than i thought i was lol

I was born on April 82

OP is not a faggot today but you are.

Gotcha

Oh look another dumb gen x who can't do math because of common core. I'm 36 shithead aka a millennial. Once again my generation built all this shit here the Internet, this fucking board. Your generation is pretty much just degeneracy.

It drives me crazy, it feels like people think that everyone is either a boomer or a millennial.

Your not a Millennial. You're a Yennial.

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