/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Because I've got no where else to go!

whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6
pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf

PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump message to Troops watching superb owl 2/4/18
youtu.be/Qp4gF-K-rNE
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania leaving for DC 2/4/18
youtu.be/4tdCORVrLSk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania watch WPB Marching Band 2/4/18
youtu.be/m9RJ0XWmsJk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC for Mar-A-Lago 2/2/18
youtu.be/AyPd3m7_x-4
>Pres Trump meets w/NoKo defectors @WH 2/2/18
youtu.be/32RiBQ51cKQ
>Pres Trump @CBP Roundtable on Immigration 2/2/18
youtu.be/j3IYFeVwf5I
>Devin Nunes on Fox 2/2/18
youtu.be/SRrfMCEe8qs
>Some Mooch interviews 2/2/18
youtu.be/mQgZAb-zaCw (KTLA)
youtu.be/xZBP5tWEhVs (Daily Wire)
>VP Pence Arrives in Pittsburgh PA 2/2/18
youtu.be/_cqEtMfohTA
>SoS T-Rex Presser w/MEX+CAN FMs 2/2/18
youtu.be/KKmYGPyqS_M
>SoS T-Rex Q&A @UoT 2/2/18
youtu.be/ZcWpyq-ODTk
>SoS T-Rex arrives in MEX 2/2/18
youtu.be/J_MNfCPEEJk
>UnderDefSec Shanahan Nuclear Posture Review 2/2/18
youtu.be/J61bPpd-YVY
>UnderSoS Shannon on Nuclear Posture Review 2/2/18
youtu.be/ZoWQ4Sks1gE
>UnderSoS Shannon @Duke U 2/2/18
youtu.be/fTYjCqJKaoI
>UN Amb Haley @Congressional Inst 2/2/18
youtu.be/i472VU3JAgY
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on Burma 2/2/18
youtu.be/oe9iJ-awlZU
>UN Amb Haley @UNSC on NoKo 2/2/18
youtu.be/7plF4pba66c
>This Week @State 2/2/18
youtu.be/4XlHrlXfjHw

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>Mad Max
>having anything to do with climate change
Oh my God they're just so stupid all the time.

shill thread

this is the real thread

Make the DNC Great Again!

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AWOO!

we made it guys

This fuckin guy

>no "edition"
But it is much better than the other thread with no pastebin. Thanks OP!

>Not wanting to leave an awesome Mad Max world for your children to conquer

QUICK LADS GET IN HERE

twitter.com/morningmika/status/960542561722093569

Thanks

Anything happening today

anyone have a copypasta of that basic gestalt post about the memo that was posted around here?

why?

/ptg/ is joe

When are you joe loving commies going to piss off with your unfunny horse shit? Fuck off to North Korea.

Anyone please feel free to bake the next one. I'm going to be in and out for a bit and I'm a shit baker.

kek im still laughing at it

Should I keep the shithole thread bumped just in case?

Those digits say yes.
I think Philly is still chimping out. Anyone got any highlights?

Joe has to kill a chicken every day to keep back his murderous urges

joe is /ptg/

Joeposters are an integral part of the /ptg/ ecosystem

Here

that one is begging for a hat
also I'm not even mad about the Patriots losing the Eagles deserved it
Foles had all the karma going for him while Belicheat deserved to lose for benching Butler out of spite

>Trish in pantsuit
MONDAYS ARE THE WORST

Missouri House Elections tomorrow!
Special Elections on Feb. 6, 2018 Missouri State House District (39, 97,129, 144)

>archive.is/Mct6Z

GO AND VOTE PLEASE REPOST THIS

>Has chickens named Donald and Melania
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

I can be around for 1-2 but a long term solution will be needed.

I hope Trump lets the Dems release their memo, but not until late Friday afternoon.

Tbh I'm glad the Eagles won cause Foles played at University of Arizona which is where I went

ty

Plus this.

#NotMyDistrict

Oops I meant rabbits

you guys are a hoot

>University of Arizona
>Acceptance rate: 76%
Eww, and I guess you're a Trump supporter too?

Implying they want to.

i hate it tho

What do you listen to when you want to cheer up?

>tfw restless untill I see our enemies hanged from nooses.
I know it will happen, but I can't rest until it does you know, like waiting for Christmas, you keep thinking about it and you start counting the minutes instead of the days. I wish I knew the ETA when all shills and the fake news shoot themselves finally so I can plan the rest of my wonderful life out and get it out of the way. It is a very strange feel

Donald confirmed black

She might be from the north east but she still gets cold user, just focus on that zipper and Kennedy's thighs

There us literally nothing fucking wrong with the other thread. DEATH TO PASTEBIN

Joe posting should only be relegated to posts after 300.

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First Portubro posts his Snowflake Trudeau socks then the greatest thread ever baked (poor user was just trying to save us)... Man, I'm still laughing

This and when Joe is called out by name by the president

What a fucking shitbird, Schiff needs gas

Ruth Bader Ginsberg
John McCain
Jimmy Kimmel's young son

Sounds good! I'll try to check in.

Russian music.

And me winning the lotto!

i laughed for like 5 minutes straight

I hate cunts like you who think shit like Joe and awoo are "part of the culture"

Checked.

Who do you think paid that cunt to make that fanfic fury road?

>Avenge me!

>Who wants to track Portubro down HWNDU style using only this photo as guide?
kek, I thought about that and took all the countermeasures to make that unlikely

> made sure the background doesn't contain any identifiable landmark or even the sky or any celestial body or building
> walked about 200 meters outside where I was to ensure the pavement is "Portuguese sidewalk", the most common sidewalk available in Portugal
> made sure the only information the shadow provides (along with the time of the day) is the latitude, which for Portugal is about the same across the territory
> both the shoes and the socks are available in a certain very widespread store present in the whole Iberian Peninsula
All in all even an intelligence service would have no extra information other than the subject is in the iberian peninsula, likely in Portugal.

>really though, without doxxing yourself, wtf do you do for work if you can shit post on /pol all day in those fancy threads?
I'm a data analyst. I take large amounts of data from whatever origin and turn in small bit sized prepared data so the suits can make large amounts of money out of that. They make big bucks, I make enough bucks, everybody is a winner. Side effect is that I'm chainefd to an internet connected computer for the most of my waking hours.

>I have those same shoes. So does a tailor I went to. Weird.
That's not unusual, I shot at run of the mill shoe shops. This is a mass marketed shoe, not tailor made

>You have good taste in shoes but you need to repent for those socks.
>>Portubro wears snowflake socks
>You're still the best, though
That was an accident tho, I didn't notice I wore the wrong pair of socks, this is the one I'm suppose to wear with my pajamas

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It's forced culture, and a shit. Smallpox was a part of Native American culture, too, after the settlers arrived.

No, Joe posters are fags and should die horrible deaths
Awoo is part of the culture though, you stupid faggot

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>Giving a shit about niggerball
>Also a taycuck
Imaginey surprise

it's happening again, when will they learn?

Tpaмп пpeдaтeль и чмo

FBI SAVE US

Power metal or the seatbelts

No it really isn't, it is forced by you underage faggots
Notice how whenever it isn't posted someone has to fucking cry about it and then start spamming
Every single time

How can twitter be so obviously in the tank?

Trump ppedatel and schmuck
WTF is "predatel"? Predator?

Too bad m8. You've gone and went and probably made your dead king sad too.

Didn't Scott Dilbertman call this? Fucking crazy.

If they are relegated to 301+, and new threads are always post 300, then they will die horrible deaths. Joenecide is possible in our lifetimes.

I know those rocks

I didn't post one though, you cum guzzling faggot

>Calling what those mongs make music
No taste

>I'm a data analyst. I take large amounts of data from whatever origin and turn in small bit sized prepared data so the suits can make large amounts of money out of that.

That explains your posts so much.

>DASS RITE, EYE-RAN!

youtube.com/watch?v=PAHgGsrdXyM

>Tfw hate Joe but love joeposting

>>really though, without doxxing yourself, wtf do you do for work if you can shit post on /pol all day in those fancy threads?
>I'm a data analyst. I take large amounts of data from whatever origin and turn in small bit sized prepared data so the suits can make large amounts of money out of that. They make big bucks, I make enough bucks, everybody is a winner. Side effect is that I'm chainefd to an internet connected computer for the most of my waking hours.
Whew! I was starting to think the Russia bots stories were true!

>No it really isn't, it is forced by you underage faggots
Much like milhouse is not a meme" but "Milhouse is not a meme" ***is*** a meme; awoo ended up becoming a meme and so did "awoo is not this thread culture" also became a meme.

Awoo is Milhouse status, deal with it like the rest of us

I'm not talking about you, don't think you're so important

I love Eastern European music sue me.

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No matter how much you cry, it's still awoovement.

Which chapel is that?

>I know those rocks
You wish. Those rocks could be anywhere in any portuguese speaking country. Without the shadow you couldn't even determine which side of the equator or the greenwich meridian that is

is it a leaf?

I must be to you, since you are sperging out to what I said

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Do you have computer glasses I'm gonna have to get a pair soon.

>Russians
>European
Kill yourself

EVERYTHING IS A MEME

I saved a few myself. It's just so stupid that I laugh. I've never even watched his retarded show

Monastery of Santa Cruz.
The Slavs in Russia are European at least.

Charlie Daniels always makes me happy for some reason, probably because I always think he's bringing me a biscuit with the clothes he wears

World traveler with eidetic rock memory. succ it