We need to make them eat something even better.
I propose the "AA Battery Challenge", where libshits eat AA batteries, in order to look "cool" on the internet.
But first, we need to find a way to fake it, and make it go viral.
> WHO IS WITH ME ON THE AA BATTERY CHALLENGE?
I hear eating little magnetic balls is pretty neato, too.
So are eating cyanide pills, but I don't advocate doing that, unless if you are a spy who got captured.
Put your head in a microwave challenge
Apparently, we need to first be hired as editors for The Onion
theonion.com
Anybody here want to be an unfunny SJW "satirist"?
I hear Iphone batteries are pretty tasty!
CHINESE iPhone batteries you mean
Aren't all iPhone batteries made in China?
The Taiwan batteries are better, I hear
What about the Hong Kong batteries?
>Lithium reacts strongly to water
colour me surprised
It also reacts strongly to retards.
True.
When he bit it, it crimped it, shorted out between the layers in the cell and bang! He didn't even need to pierce it go get thermal runaway.
So you mean that the battery is a feminist then?
I'm not sure, but I LOLed!
eating batteries wont kill you, or at least not fast.
it would take a while for thee stomach acid to penetrate the shell, and by then you probably already puked it, you would be puking and get sent to the doctor who would remove it
Which would make this slightly more convincing, than if you croaked immediately after eating it.
New Balance supports Trump
Lets get liberals to swallow shoe laces.
*China
Fixed that for ya
It's a shame that Cuck Schumer never actually ate his Tide Pod
nydailynews.com
What about Macau batteries?
No1curr
never had a sweet samsung?
Did he put it in his mouth?
I need a quick rundown on this tide pod bullshit. Is a shotgun against the roof of your mouth not hip or trendy enough? Why are retards trying to off themselves by eating dish soap?
one at a time can't really harm you
Yes, he did. Then he bit it to see if it was genuine.
A genuine battery will do the same if bitten.
Remember, these idiots are all for gun control. What makes you think they'll even have a shotgun, which they will refer to as an automatic AR-15?
not gonna lie this would be fucking hilarity. but the issue is that its too obvious, even the tards know that youre not supposed to eat batteries, the reason tide pods got popular is because its something so obvious and dumb that people wouldnt expect people to actually eat it. you need something more innocuous, im thinking either something along the lines of buckyballs (the tiny magnets) or acne meds. lets be honest, there are tons of dumbass teens who use acne meds and have no idea whats in them
just say somethng about it having health benefits and people will eat that shit up
>just say somethng about it having health benefits and people will eat that shit up
That gives me an idea.
> THE SHIT CHALLENGE
>Hey guys! You want fresh breath?!?
>This one simple trick can be done with something already in your medicine cabinet!
>Take that bottle of Visene eye drops and drink it! Fresh breath for weeks!
Some folks used to say it would turn your poop purple. In reality it gives you violent diarrhea, and in some cases can poison you. YMMV.
But does it turn your poop purple?
what about "Clorox Challenge"?
The fact that bleach kills you is an alt-right conspiracy. It is in fact as healthy as frash milk! Don't believe their pseudo-science and propaganda!
They want to keep you unhealthy!
Join the resistance!
Apparently not.
There is only one way to find out.
Drink some eyedrops, and then post a picture of your poop.
It'll go viral!
Tide is really getting out of their responsibilitesh by not making thesh dull colors.
Nassholes putting kids at rishk.
Boy...shick!
there are literally people on the internet who believe drinking some bleach with water helps you
not even kidding
google it
We need the drink antifreeze against trump challenge.
But how do we fake it convincingly?
Not purple... Just a bunch of blood.
I think I'm gonna lay down, I'm feeling a bit light headed.
I am disappointed then
I think this could work if we spun it right.
this
make getting drunk off of hand sanitizer a thing
theyll fall for it because it does contain alcohol, and everyones used it
seriously though
theyre already doing it
theverge.com
If you do that, then you have to make sure to make them believe that it doesn't taste bad.
That ish essentially what city tap water ish.
American Water putsh much higher chlorine levelsh in it's water than what you would put in a shwimming pool.
Stomach contents are able to conduct electricity and there is more than enough energy in a AA battery to cause electrical burns in your intestines.
So, if you plug a lightbulb on your butthole, does it light up?
and get yourself a tan
And warms you up
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Go for button cell batteries.
Those kill people every year.
Or those tiny neodymium magnets.
But AA batteries are easier to find.
this would probably work to be honest
it's just like using UV lights to cure your acrylic nails!
completely fine in small doses!
the raw chicken challenge
the pond water chug challenge
the saltwater chug challenge
the elmers glue challenge
Do butt stuff it's evolution(tm)!
The melted crayon challenge
The dog shit challenge
The mothball challenge
The gasoline challenge