Sell sell sell sell!!!
DOW DOWN 1000!!! ECONOMY CRASHING!!!
Down 1300 now!! Fug. RIP republicans
-1500 now. Fugg
It is just a reaction to the overextensions from years of up up up. I call a 15 percent corrction and then a side movement for 6 months.
It is called an algorithmic broad market based flash crash, happens all the fucking time, nothing to see.
Largest drop in history.
More like BUY BUY BUY : ]
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Why aren't you buying retard, it will jump back up.
Bloomberg live: youtu.be
And it's on the up. If you invested at that moment you are on your way to being a millionaire.
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Fug I sold everything
Don’t worry now all you have to do is buy high and you’re a millionaire!
>using googles stock numbers
They're lying bro.
You’re retarded
401kfag here. Fucks given: none.
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This only affects people with money kek.
is it finally happening brothers?
have our prayers been answered?
>i dont know how market works
We are at bear trap.
Take this shit to
Literally 3%, sage
i was hoping this wouldnt happen till june/july i was going to move most of my 401k to Bonds... fuck it, it will go back up im a month.
JUST
The economy crashed 3 months ago were just pretending
Ids habbening! Ids hoblets.
It’s back up.
I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way
I wanna watch it all go down
Mom please flush it all away
I wanna see it go right in and down
I wanna watch it go right it
Watch you flush it all away
Bull trap
See ya down in az bay.
Rabbit hop
You mean,
Buy buy buy!
It’s ok though, I’m sure you’re a great investor kiddo
Thanks for the heads up, OP! I just put another $1000 into my IRA.
Too small for a bull trap
>sell sell sell
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This tho
Sell Mortimer, sell!
Selling just accelerates a crash
Your arse is a bull trap
Yeah but you can pull out before you start losing money
how many suicide threads on /biz/?
last call, NYSE.
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Dow Jones
24,452.46 -1,068.50 (-4.19%)
S&P 500
2,658.90 -103.23 (-3.74%)
Nasdaq
6,992.95 -248.00 (-3.42%)
@ 15:52 EST
biz only cares about crypto, which is rallying rn because of this flash crash
wtf is happening
Even CNN is admitting it has nothing to do with Trump's policies.
IT
"Guys, we're going to take off a little early today"
did the jews do this?
Welp that’s it.
It seemed to be doing grand.
I guess it's just a matter of Newton, now.
YOU TOLD ME WE WOULD START WINNING
Trumped up trickle down economics
The feds are going to raise rates for the first time in years and we are having real inflation and wage growth
As a result people are selling off overpriced stocks and moving to bonds
This was to be expected which is why nobody is panicking
Just a bear trap. Nothing too serious.
sage
six different versions of the same shit. I smell shareblue. So, here, have a wink and a smile, now walk away from the thread.
That graph is the biggest fucking /biz/ meme ever.
>millionaire
>like 5% after rebound
nope
If you sold this morning you should have won big. I did.
No they're not, faggot. This is wholly Trump's fault and everyone knows it.
i say that this is the happening of the afternoon today.
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EVERY GAIN WE MADE UNDER OBAMA WAS A SUSTAINED GAIN, THIS IS MADNESS
when to invest in bitcoin?
Learn to swim FAGGOT!
Man, I'm really amazed how much this looks like this Economy is magic
Why can't capitalism not nearly destroy itaself every ten years? I thought this was supposed to be a good economic system
The moment when you fell for the trap of secondary industry being the most important one.
Funny how Btc is down at the same time.
This will be every Millennial by the end of 2018
And yet it's becoming real right now on BTC
We are at the Capitulation stage baby
it was in Polish złoty, btw.
"the mean" should be at around 6-7 thousands dollars, so when it drops below, that would be the good time to invest?
buy low sell high
is it happening?
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wait for it to drop lower 1k
Doesn't matter and you know it. An economic crash will be blamed by whoever is in power.
HEY BUDDY
its BUY HIGH SELL LOW here!
Even CNN is saying this has nothing to do with Trump. This sage shit has shareblue written all over it.
Still higher than it ever was with Obama in the office.
Boomers crashing marker they won't miss retirement again they waited 10 years to sell.
nobody even mentions precious metals. You know, actual real shit we can buy. Funny story, all our currency was even based on precious metals at one time.
we sell electrons, mother fucker.
Nope it's a reaction to all the dumbfuck normies who've taken out loans for shit they didn't need to, like college and autos.
In 2008 when this happened the price of gas dropped from $4 a gal to about $1.50 so hopefully it does that again.
infinity growth was just a meme the normies fell for and the proof is in the pudding. the lowest interest rates in human history and no growth lol. what do you think is going to happen huh? continue growing forever? what the fuck do you think is going to happen when they really do raise those rates huh? all this "growth" was bullshit.
I've been trading the markets for 30 years.
Yes boomer here.. deal with it
This is an overdue correction which was much needed to put some fear back into the market.
Sell your shitty toy cryptocoins you manchildren and
Buy
The
Fucking
Dip
>make gamble
>invest on leverage
>choose some fucking stupid number like 100x
>throw in some money
>expect nothing
>see silly returns or bust
Should have put your money in bitcoin.
>Economy crashing
I thought we weren't supposed to measure how the economy was doing based on the stock market/that this was Obama's economy?
you unironically deserve to go broke
Unless we unburnt a decade worth of gas, no, I'm afraid that wont happen. Energy is rare.
copenhagen, skoal, kodiak?
No it isn't. US is pumping more now than it was back then. Close to 10 million barrels a day by the end of the year.
CRYTPO IS DYING EVERYTHING IS KILL ALL THE THINGS ARE KILL I REPEAT ALL THE THINGS ARE KILL
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Buckle up this is the big one
grizzly or gtfo
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