Brit/pol/: Perfect Pidgers Edition

Take to the wing and stamp out Pigeon Hate.

Pigeon Fancier caught cheating. Has been banned for life.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3713843/Fowl-play-Britain-s-pigeon-fancier-admits-CHEATING-win-sport-s-biggest-race-banned-life.html

>Pigeon Fancier struck once more by pigeon haters. Ordered to get rid of these gentle creatures.
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9617840/Pigeon-fancier-ordered-to-get-rid-of-birds.html

>Primary schools are to be receiving Pigeon Lofts to combat Columbiphobia - the untold evil.
rpra.org/diggle-primary-own-loft/

Pigeon Fanciers show of the year sees thousands descend on Britain's favourite sport.
rpra.org/bhw-show-of-the-year-2018/

>Keep your Pidgers safe from the raptor menace.
rpra.org/racing-handbook/hawkwatch/

>Another Pigeon hate attack. Dozens of prized, beautiful, gentle cooing pidgers murdered in cold blood.
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pigeon-fancier-devastated-after-arsonists-7950526

>Blackpool Pigeon Fair sees people flock to see the latest in pidger husbandry and breeding.
bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-21099559

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observer.com/2008/02/tesla-and-the-pigeon-a-historical-romance/
vocaroo.com/i/s09V6dfgpIPX
youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
dafties.org/
barratthomes.co.uk/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

activate toryboy shills OUT of my brit/pol/

Stop voting for the """"""""Conservative""""""" party

This is now an Adachi thread

FUCK YOU OP

Middle-class pride world wide

The working class aka Jeremy Kyle class need not apply

There ain't no black on the Union Jack so send those pakis back.

TFW CAN'T LEAVE BRIT/POL/
I'M TRAPPED

youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

This is the only winged thing I have.

My Id will be PlhZ/lZQ)

What's the difference between the two?

One by one they turn their backs
Soon no one will be facing me
Isn't that true freedom?

GOALPOSTS IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE SHITPOSTS

>at least dem torwees better den da wed team

There is no difference. The Jeremy Kyle class is the working class aka the underclass

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nice copy delete and paste faggot

h-how?
what's happened now?
kek

my ID will be bU8avUL/

Fuck you too you pigeon hating cunt. Take your fucking columbiphobia elsewhere. We're all sick of unwarranted pigeon hate.

Pigeons are NOT dirty.
Pigeons are NOT stupid.
Pigeons are NOT disgusting.

Pigeons have the capacity to share attention between different dimensions of a stimulus, but (like humans and other animals) their performance with multiple dimensions is worse than with a single stimulus dimension.
Pigeons can be taught relatively complex actions and response sequences, and can learn to make responses in different sequences.
Pigeons readily learn to respond in the presence of one simple stimulus and withhold responding in the presence of a different stimulus, or to make different responses in the presence of different stimuli.
Pigeons can discriminate between other individual pigeons, and can use the behaviour of another individual as a cue to tell them what response to make.
Pigeons readily learn to make discriminative responses to different categories of stimuli, defined either by arbitrary rules (e.g. green triangles) or by human concepts (e.g. pictures of human beings).
Pigeons do less well with categories defined by abstract logical relationships, e.g. "symmetrical" or "same", though some experimenters have successfully trained pigeons to discriminate such categories.
Pigeons seem to require more information than humans for constructing a three-dimensional image from a plane representation.
Pigeons seem to have difficulty in dealing with problems involving classes of classes. Thus they do not do very well with the isolation of a relationship among variables, as against a representation of a set of exemplars.
Pigeons can remember large numbers of individual images for a long time, e.g. hundreds of images for periods of several years.

FUCK OFF YOU FALCON CUNTS.

haha it was
what am I like

Working class =/= Underclass

I was first.))))))))))))))

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Now they're moaning because the people in the houses around Grenfell tower have to start paying rent
Why did the fuckers ever stop?

Falcon Heavy launch tomorrow lads.

i'll be gathering stream links and posting them in mars independent general tomorrow.


what do my fellow brit/m8s/ think of Elon Musk ?

t. Jeremy Kyle class member

This is for you
youtube.com/watch?v=x4QrJc3VQDo

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t. paddy o'pigeon

pic related its you

Look at the 2015-16
BASED May stopping it from rising

i saw a pigeon flying around in morrisons today

Is it going to explode.

could do. its a big fucking rocket, after all.

I legit get excited thinking about the Hillsborough disaster... All those working class scousers obliterated MMmmm

Sounds excellent.
Make sure you post a link here.

as a human I'm getting really fucking sick of you claiming I am a pigeon

observer.com/2008/02/tesla-and-the-pigeon-a-historical-romance/

all the greatest men on earth have had a relationship with us at some point in history and there is nothing wrong with a man sharing his home with a pigeon either.

Pigeons use the trains too. They're just like me and you.

GOOOAAAAA- *stand collapses*

YOU FAT BASTARDS YOU FAT BASTARDS

vocaroo.com/i/s09V6dfgpIPX

Lmao.

NEVAH FOGHET THA' 66 BILLION M8

I hope they're as smart as you claim.
I saw one in the city that had got inside some anti bird netting through a hole in the top and didn't look like it could fly out.

fuckin lel, lacking oomph though.

Hillsborough didn't really happen but it should have. More like Hoaxborough. I mean have you read the supposed first hand accounts? Thatcher's masturbation machine? lampshades made out of scouser football shirts? rollercoaster from the crush chambers to the ovens? Trained police rape dogs? The woman who survived getting crushed 3 times by playing dead? It's mathematically impossible for Thatcher to crush 96 scousers in that short amount of time. It's all a load of bollocks.

Post your best GOOOOOOOOALLLLLL posts lads

>anti bird netting.

Pigeons are the most persecuted creature in England.

>Hunted by hawks.
>Unable to roost anywhere due to bird spikes
>Shot at
>Poisoned
>Abused.

Stock markets tumbling down tonight!

He's a Redditor with money and drive
His wife left him to fuck younger guys
He spent his millions on hair implants
Now he's worshipped by sycophants

Google image search embarrassed him fast
Top result "how did his hair grow back?"
Now he's built himself a new fancy car
And he's planning on driving to Mars

I laughed hysterically at this one so I screenshotted it.

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start nostalgically listening to metal music

youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ

Fucking kek top post.

HOLY SHIT
>JACOB REES MOGG PROPOSES BILL TO DEPORT EVERY SINGLE MUSLAMIC MIGRANT FROM THE UK

Nostalgia is a Jewish invention to keep you down.

Most of them seem quite smart like you say.
They perched only where they were allowed.They've got the rest of the city.

Cancerous thread, time to fix.

How about you fucking join the EDL, lads?

dafties.org/

There is literally nothing wrong with Tommy Robbinson and Shlomo Englandistein Marching down the high street and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES PAUL GOLDING! STRAIGHT DOWN THE HIGH RD, THROUGH THE WETHERSPOONS DOOR!
RED PILL PHILL COMES IN TO SUPPORT, HE WAVES THE ENGLAND FLAN WITH A SUN LOGO ON IT RIGHT IN ABDULS FACE . NICE LITTLE FLAP AS THE WIND GOES DOWN!
PAUL DODGES MEHEMT WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM HIS FLAG POLE, HIS HEAD BOUNCES OFF A FLAGSTONE! HE'S THROUGH THE DOOR. SLAMS THE CLOSING IT INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S GOING UP THE STAIRS! PUSHES ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S AT THE TOP OF THE LANDING AND STRAIGHT INTO JAYDA FRANSEN'S CUNT!

EEEEEEE EEEEEEE EEEEEE DEEEE ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlllllll!!!!!!!!!!!

tfw will NEVER go back in time

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I knew he'd fuck it all up. We've asked time and again for him to deport the Muslamic Rayguns and he just doesn't have the balls.

Foxes

>Destroy chickens and other small domestive animals
>Spread disease and mange eveywhere
>Attack babies and small children
>Tear open binbags and let rats and other vermin multiply.
>Never culled
>Fox hunting is banned
>are literally given food by people

Why aren't foxes persecuted?
Why are pigeons punished when they are kind, friendly and harmless?

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Big brain goalposts are my new forced meme
>The entirety of our collective takes pleasure from this particularly strong variety of the foodstuff originating from the subcontinental region of asia created through the combination of herbs, spices and chili into a sauce

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Who fucking cares

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A fokin ell a cant see me game frum up 'ere
GOOOAAALLLL!
*falls to his death*

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Never seen it.

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Preferred the other one.

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>this "man" has a wife and kids

>going after the geezers hair
bit tacky, but oh well lad.

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At the age of twenty-four this man, an innkeeper's son, persuaded the Roman people to drive out the corrupt Senate by reminding them of the magnificent past of the Roman Empire. Listening to this blessed music as a young man in the theater at Manchester, I had the vision that I too must someday succeed in uniting the British Isles and making it great once more.

Time travel IS possible honk.

>everyone who doesn't browse Sup Forums is a jewish plant

its time to end this meme.

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The first one was better. There's only so many places you can go with it. I'll keep experimenting though.
>A score of three mammals of the panthera leo genus of big cat emblazened upon a garment intended to cover the upper body region of a homo sapien

He has spammed three Brit/pol/ threads today.
This is a violation of the rules. You are not allowed to spam or flood threads.

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Best goalposting format
Props to the user that made it

How about you suck it up lads?

barratthomes.co.uk/

There is literally nothing wrong with Barrett new build homes hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES THE DEVELOPER! STRAIGHT DOWN THE VILLAGE ROAD, INTO THE FOREST!
THE TORY GOVERNMENT COMES IN TO SUPPORT, THEY CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND PRETEND TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND A LITTLE STAB AS THE TREES GO DOWN!
BARRET DODGES THE APPEAL WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM THE LOCAL LABOUR COUNCIL, OUR WILDLIFE FALLS INTO OBLIVION! HE'S THROUGH THE TREES. SLAMS THE TIMBER INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S STARTED CONSTRUCTION! BRICKS ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S ADDED A 10CM GAP BETWEEN EACH HOUSE AND IS CALLING THEM DETATCHED
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>Destroy chickens and other small domestive animals

And pigeons I expect.

Leave the foxes alone.

poor foxo :(

one of my favourite animals desu m8, im going downstairs in a bit to prepare tonight's meal for them.

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That nigger should begin by tearing down the vatican walls first.

GET IN THERE WOG NIGGER MY SON
SPAM THEM INFROGRAPHS
BASED ANGLICAN CLERGY WOG GRAND PRIMATE OF THE SOUTH EAST MBUKUKUSJKSHS
BUT DEM CATHOLICS ARE DA NIGGWRS INNIT
BACK OF DA BLOW UP.DOLL HE CALLS HIS WIFES PRETEND VAG WAHEEY

GOAAAAAAAL

How about you suck it up lads?

barratthomes.co.uk/

There is literally nothing wrong with Barrett new build homes hitting a cheeky one and making a dash for it UP THE CENTRE HERE COMES THE DEVELOPER! STRAIGHT DOWN THE VILLAGE ROAD, INTO THE FOREST!
THE TORY GOVERNMENT COMES IN TO SUPPORT, THEY CHANGE ALL THE LAWS AND PRETEND TO DO THE OPPOSITE AND A LITTLE STAB AS THE TREES GO DOWN!
BARRET DODGES THE APPEAL WITH A STUNNING SWING FROM THE LOCAL LABOUR COUNCIL, OUR WILDLIFE FALLS INTO OBLIVION! HE'S THROUGH THE TREES. SLAMS THE TIMBER INTO MY NANS HEAD! WHAT A TOUCH.
OH! OH! HE'S STARTED CONSTRUCTION! BRICKS ME MUM DOWN EM SHE HITS THE BOTTOM WITH A MEATY THUD! STUNNER! WHAT A CHEEKY LITTLE SHOVE FACKIN LOVELY!
OHHH OHHHH HE'S ADDED A 10CM GAP BETWEEN EACH HOUSE AND IS CALLING THEM DETATCHED
GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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I WISH

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