I you were young Naruto, what would you do?

I you were young Naruto, what would you do?

If I was young naruto i would have killed myself long ago

Become the town's slut in an effort to get them to like me.

Gangbang myself I guess.

I'd probably be a complete prick, imagine being 12 and knowing for a fact that you're basically a demigod.

Find better friends.

Is it time yet?

>Setting where people wield powers that let them alter their appearance, create temporary clones and play with people's minds through hallucinations that stimulate every sense.
How kinky does ninja sex get?
>Transform into your younger self for shota/loli sex.
>Magic every sexual scenario imaginable straight to the brain through Genjutsu and through it you can indulge in the most depraved of fetishes and shit you can't get back from, I'm talking genderbending, beastiality and power tools here, all without the body suffering the repercussions.
>Have your partner transform into whomever you want. Fuck as different people every day if you feel like it.
>Turn every sexual encounter into a gangbang with your clones or turn it into one huge orgy by letting your partner do the same. with the above options still on the table.
>Make a bunch of clones. Have them transform into girls. Have a selfcest harem.
Seriously, the possibilities are endless.
Jesus Christ, if I was a young Naruto I wouldn't even leave my house once I learned the Shadow Clone.

start banging Hinata eariler

This. Hinata has been beggin for awhile.

go back to /d/

If I was suddenly 12-13 year old Naruto I would make a few clones every day I'm in town to track Hinata down and headpat her until she faints. Then squeeze her ass and leave her in a comfy postition somewhere.

Why did naruto never just fuck himself? Why would he even need hinata? Sorry if he actually did fuck himself in the show I haven't actually watched it.

There are many fanfics like that

Find better teachers or hang out with Iruka.

i would start to learn how to dodge pink shit's hits

Learn how to unlock the Inner Gates by the time Sasuke starts throwing an emo hissy fit so I can beat his ass down and bring him back.

ask Jiraiya to teach me Sage mode while on the training trip

commence ntr procedures

Probably sit in my room, thinking about how everyone in the village hates me and cry thinking of my mother before I go to sleep every night.

After masturbating to Sakura-chan of course.

Kill Sasuke "Yeah Sorry" Uchiha in his sleep before he stirs too much trouble.

make a clone and have sex with it

delet

Best part is that clones transfer knowledge back to the original so you'd simultaneously know what it's like to cum inside a girl and be cummed inside.

Would it be gay though?

Fuck off Narutards

I think it's still straight, because it's basically masturbation. Kind of like how jerking yourself off isn't gay but jerking off another guy is.

Keep crying, newfag

Fuck off you cancerous newfag Narutard

>getting mad at an image board

Still anime pal, keep whining

orgy with myself, obviously