Investment Banker user here

I work at a commodity trading desk at a big investment bank (too big to fail)

They just told us we are not allowed to leave the building until further notice

Our company-issued phones were seized and we have nothing to do in our department other than play with our microsoft office fonts and/or talk to each other

AMA

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What are some secrets the common goyim doesn't know about?

What ever happened with the LIBOR scandal? Will we ever recover the money lost?

enjoy your nailgun to the stomach "suicide"

Are you Jewish?

GS or JPM?

The Jews did this, right?

>our microsoft office fonts
>our
STOP USING PROPRIETY FONTS

I'll get killed or fired

I'm a Turkroach

delete

Why would they take your phones then let you on a computer with an Internet connection? Retard.

Proof or fuck off.

No internet on computers, I'm on my personal phone

Did your boss start talking about preserving his fluids?

Kill yourself you stupid fucking finance jew. All these bullshit is a waste and it is pitiful the taxpayers and Americans fund your useless stupid fucking salary. Your top kikes sold you out decades ago.

Fuck off boomer

>I'm a Turkroach

Copy Pasta

post proofs faggot

Turn down the LARP just a notch you’re making it too obvious, if not LARPing post proof

How many days until the market goes to 0.00?

Nice digits. What do you do when you're not LARPing?

they are probably worried that insiders have been instructed to crash the market for political reasons...now looking for proofs

sounds like you got shorting the market/insider training/cooking the books. who is there? fbi / police?

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Your boy seems to be using twitter in the late 2000's

Get out now OP. You're being locked in because the quelling is about to begin.

What did you do you Jew

That photo is from 2010

LARPing faggot

Do you ever bring in a bootable CD of a DOS game like DOOM and play that while no one is looking?

>those monitors
>trying to tile applications in Windows
>not running superior Arch with i3

ughhhh

Are you from here or Turkey? How did you get this job? Do you have a degree?

Nice try faggot
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Larp confirmed OP is a fag

What kind of poorhouse fuck up trading desk is using ancient dell monitors?

How many strokes

How are you here then?

If you work at a trading desk then you're not an investment banker, you're a trader.

fucking larper, reverse image search is a thing filthy subhuman

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Is it the bonds larper? Which are you buyside or sellside?

What a faggot. Have a sage for larping.

Sage

>AMA
I can't answer the only thing anyone would want to ask me.