I'm shitting my fucking pants right now turn on CNN. It's fucking happening.
>Russian fighters were fired upon by Turkish naval vessels off Turkish coast
>Russian fighters retaliated and attacked NATO warships with anti-ship missiles
>two US cruisers, the USS Princeton and the USS Gettysburg and EN ROUTE to engage and assist
>Emergency NATO meeting between military commanders underway
>USA scrambles fighters and is on HIGH ALERT :: DEFCON 2 :: DEFCON 2 :: armed forces ready to mobilize in under 6 hours
>Trump to brief the nation in 30 minutes
What the fuck is happening??
Reports of "Serious Incident" Between Russian and NATO Warships off Turkish Coast - HAPPENING!
Adam Peterson
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Ryan Morris
fake news.
Matthew Rogers
...
Nathaniel Howard
are they censoring this in other countries??? my country is going nuts right now
Sebastian Bailey
Fuck Turkey, I hope the Russians fuck their shit up. Fuck Erodigan or whatever especially.
Logan Bailey
>Economic meltdowns
>Geopolitical sabre-rattling
We're moving back to the old, happening era Sup Forums?
Grayson Sullivan
Just remember this. Putin, Trump, Xi, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Tukery, etc etc etc are all working together.
Logan White
holy shit are you fucking kidding?
this is too nice to be true :(
Isaiah Davis
Not kidding I'm watching it live on the tele right now. i think this is ww3 finally coming to fruition
Aiden Johnson
holy fucking shit. pls be true pls be true pls be true.
Angel Howard
>russian navy
oh super spooky
James Price
TURN ON CNN!
John Torres
You larping lying cunt
Lucas Peterson
>turn on CNN
Confirmed troll
Eli Perry
nothing on cnn here.
Jacob Collins
No link. OP is larping
Sage.
Hunter Sanders
...
Jason Morgan
i can understand faggots being faggots when they carry a good larp but larping something we will easily confirm is just pathetic and pointless, it shows the op has a very low iq.
Brody Foster
Unless a link of a article, wire, or stream is posted im with user.
Sage
Joseph Adams
how about you take your phone and record your tv. then upload it somewhere.
Brayden Sanders
what channel?
Juan Peterson
>warships
Nothing but empty water there user
Brandon Kelly
kys faggot
Blake Sanchez
that submarine has a thick conning tower
Samuel Edwards
why is the news censoring this ???
ill post a live feed
Xavier Myers
Give a link. Doesn't matter if it's written in moon runes. We can translate it, we have the technology
Grayson Powell
>inb4 you play one of those fake news on youtube and livestream it to make us believe
Justin Adams
>it shows the op has a very low iq.
said the commie meme flag
Sebastian Walker
sage goes in all fields
Xavier Cruz
>>>/global/rules/7
Ethan Lee
please dont trigger cicada-esque responses. i cant take it
Brody Butler
Source or Sage
Tyler King
Could this be why my internets gone off 3 times in 3o minutes? It never goes off, in all the years I had it.
Thomas Sullivan
Ids habbening. All is lots.
Mason Phillips
what submarine?
Levi Williams
>sage goes in all fields
>Anonymous
????
follow your own advice before instructing others
now i am a pirate, arrrrgh
Caleb Nguyen
>What's happening
Same thing that happened during the Great Depression right before we entered the war.
>oh shit markets broke better go to war to revitalize the economy!
Luke King
Post sauce fucking useless paki cunt
Wyatt Edwards
please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white please be white
Hudson Collins
>Can confirm
>Ate left over Turkey sandwich which was sitting for 2 weeks and have had massive diarrhea for over 48 hours.
It's a bad omen anons
Wyatt Thomas
you are a piece of shit mr no linker
forces.net
Camden Wood
I'm going to mail you a penny in an envelope. Then the next day I'll mail 2 pennies. I'll keep adding a penny every day until it gets to be a retarded amount of pennies. Like the envelope can barely hold them. Eventually you're gonna have all these goddamn pennies you won't know what to do with. You'll start with a cup of pennies and then graduate to a milk jug. After a while you'll give up on child's play and move on to something like one of those bigass plastic storage containers. But even that won't be enough. I'm not sending the pennies in envelopes anymore. I'm sending them in packages. This takes a shitton of money to ship because it's fucking heavy. You'll keep getting packages of pennies day after day. You will eventually have an entire room set aside just to put pennies in. One day you'll get fed up and take them to coin star or something. But by then it will be too late. It doesn't matter anyway. I'll still be sending more pennies than you can get rid of. you'll try to throw them away. You won't give a shit. The garbage won't take them though because they're too fucking heavy. Your life will become pennies. You will dream about pennies. You'll dread going home. They'll pile up endlessly and there's nothing you can do about it. At some point you'll give up on your house and try to move in with a friend so you can finally be free from the copper hell. But oh no! Shit's fuck up in there too! Pennies are already there. He doesn't know why, but it doesn't matter. You do. This will inevitably lead to you being homeless because you will have literally exhausted any means of escaping this shiny nightmare. You'll be asleep on the streets one night. You'll be awoken suddenly by a jingling sound. "Oh no!" you think. You know what it is. You open your eyes and see me. I'm standing in front of you. I just dropped a large sack of pennies.
I have just spent my entire life savings making your life miserable, you piece of shit.
Anthony Foster
that stealth sub disguising itself as a modern destroyer.
Adrian Wright
What submarine?
Elijah Carter
(I'm shilling my pants off)
herbs and spices
Ayden Fisher
"sage goes in all fields" is a meme older than you are, kiddo
Luke Sanders
Ty...
Zachary Nelson
>two US cruisers, the USS Princeton and the USS Gettysburg and EN ROUTE to engage and assist
lol no after what turkey pulled in syria they are on their owm
William Rodriguez
This is a larp. No broofs.
Zachary Powell
>turn on CNN
nothing
Logan Reed
Russia just flew over my house it’s really happening. Also my dad works for Nintendo.
Kayden Brooks
None of these have anything about what OP is talking about
Mason Barnes
>older than you are
so older than fax machine memes in early 1990's?
Kevin Thomas
FUCK
THE TURKISH COAST JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Carson Gutierrez
Cute imma save it
Mason Gomez
BAN THIS LARPER FOR THE REST OF HIS MISERABLE LIVE
Nathan Brown
...
Aaron Roberts
Why you posting a picture of open water?
Andrew Clark
yeah no shit. its like he loosely linked 2months of news............... are you as retarded as OP by any fucking chance?
Jayden Jenkins
Proof that OP is full of shill
Jacob Howard
so do we have a source or is OP a fag
Angel Roberts
Nintendo's just flew over my house so yes it really is happening, also my dad works for Russia.
Adrian Cox
You are fake news.
Luke Watson
It is illegal to ship money in the states you fucking retarded leaf. You can try shipping the coins, but our male carriers will just laugh at your downy ass and send them right back to you. You'd literally be drowning in your own pennies.
Samuel Young
>tfw your attempts to establish a streamlined single global political and economic control system are way behind schedule
>tfw you try to get back on track by instigating WW3
>tfw you have your pets launch nuclear missiles at each other
>tfw strange lights in the sky disable your missiles and now you have to play it off
Charles Lee
Reports out of Algerian CNN? Faggot Sage yourself!
Brandon Reed
Julian Flores
why is he retarded when that other guy is the retard?
let me guess. thats one of those youtube fake news?
Austin James
>Male carriers
What about the female carriers you fucking white male bigot.
Luis Campbell
0_0
Charles Murphy
>Turkey
>NATO
Sage
John Martinez
WTFFFFF
Grayson Wilson
fake but funny
Grayson Wood
haha, I fell for this once. It was posted on Trump's inauguration after the other place went down.
Jaxson Taylor
umm did you just assume that there are only 2 genders? fucking transphobe trash
Ian Ramirez
fell for what
how? bbc is fake now?
Carter Johnson
...
Matthew Sullivan
Why am I a retard? I'm just trying to save you the trouble of opening those shitty links
Christopher Russell
Defenetly happenning, heres the source.
bbc.com
Luis Howard
because he tells me i have not provided proofs to support the OP? there is no proof. its just very loose stories tied together
Hunter Anderson
Untrue and not straight.
Julian Rogers
are you tying to give me a happening boner faggot
Lincoln Hernandez
you couldnt read the writing in the link? without clicking? sounds pretty retarded to me
Noah Clark
Fake and Gay
Dylan Lopez
I'm really confused. Why did you post those links?
Zachary Garcia
GUYS, JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY DAD WHO IS THE SECRETARY OF DEFENSE!
RUSSIA IS SENDING ITS ONLY CARRIER, THE MIGHTY admiral kuznetsov TO FUCK NATO'S SHIT UP!
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Elijah Powell
>the queen and other members of the royal family have been evacuated to a secure location outside of London
Nathan Price
Even if this was real NATO only has cause to step in to protect one of its member states if that member state was attacked. Since turkey was the aggressor (again), NATO is not obliged to come to their aid.
Its fucking nothing. We definitely are not at defcon 2 and it doesnt take 6 fucking hours to mobilize a response. Sage this gay ass slide shit.
Josiah Cox
what submarine?
Ryder Peterson
why is listening to this so fucking calming and relaxing?
Ryder Miller
>CNN
Stopped reading
Colton Wood
I'm getting trolled aren't I
Angel Roberts
wtf is going on?
youtu.be
direct fighting between uk us and russia but nothing aabout it in the US news?
Julian Diaz
cause we are programmed for war
Henry Gomez
weird
Evan Barnes
It's already on fire.
Jayden Howard
SAGE
A
G
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Fucking LARP'ers Boomers and NewFags all need to leave. Have a (You)
Christian Parker
> to demonstrate its bullshit, loosely based on some real news. i think i explained that
Carson Foster
T*rkey YES!
Charles Ramirez
Is this an elaborate scheme to steal 1/12 p from the OP?