Would you join the Axis Order?

Would you join the Axis Order?

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I want to live on her farts.

>joining the equivalent of ISIS

My int is already too low. I don't need any more penalties to it.

>literally reduces your INT stat

Fuck no

No aqua is shit and eris is best

if I can eat that booty, then yeah.

Yes.

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I've been a member since the start.

I would even sell my soul to devil as long as it allows me to reach these levels of comfy youtube.com/watch?v=_0KAFzm9MJE

I would pay decent money to see Aqua-sama beat the shit out of lolizuma.

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4 more seasons to go!!

Fuck you.

>Aqua jiiiiing Kazuma so hard he kowtowed and apologised to the girls.

Aqua-sama is truly the one wearing the pants in the relationship.

Only if I'm given the ability to produce extreme amounts of cum that I can then unload inside Aquas butt until her belly bulges from the gallons of my thick lovecream.

Only if I can bully Darkness with my penis

>They value their life more than anything.
>the only bad thing they do is annoy the people who visit Alcarentia.
>ISIS
Dumb Eris poster

>Donate your own manapool to be randomly drained by a lunatic who wastes all of it on party tricks.
>Get a lifelong negative perk of lessened intelligence stat.

What were the advantages of joining up with her, again? Better charisma or something equally shitty like that?

Full translation when?

>They value their life more than anything
False axis propaganda.
Also you're assuming every ISIS member is suicidal, only those of weak faith choose the easy shahada route.
True believer chooses the path of explosions.

Megumin isn't axis though

What the FUCK is that menu.

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Axis' are heretics that are incapable of comprehending the teachings of Aqua-sama

Okay.

As an Axis member you happiness will increase exponentially, you'll be insanely rich selling the holy water from Alcarentia's springs, spend your life trolling random people and made them run from you. Also If your class is priest your holy power will be increased and your heals will be more efective as well.

What are the advantages of joining Eris cult anyway?

Megumin is a religion of her own.

>What are the advantages of joining Eris cult anyway?
Masochism, big breasts and abs of steel.

>NTR fetish
Eris cult was a mistake.

No but she has their blessings

Does motorboating aqua's butt qualify as worship?

The translation has started again, (with different translator), it had some rough chapters at the beginning but it read fine now.

> Lvl 55
> Base attributes
Do you even ESPER?

Maybe but you'll be the one receiving that cum from her

Aqua and Wiz are the best konosuba.

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Eris damn spammers

Patrician Taste

Any release date?

pads her chest

Shut up, you useless goddess only good for party tricks

That's cool too but only if it transforms me into a cute trap.

>True believer chooses the path of explosions.
Like ISIS.

She is best girl, though

>ISIS = explosions
That's eris worshipers heresy.

Aqua just wants to be loved, and get drunk, and laze about, and be the center-of-attention, and...

Does anyone else find insane religious fanatics to be incredibly arousing?

No.
I'm an atheist.

>Aqua just wants to be loved,
wrong!, worshiped ≠ loved.
>and get drunk,
She likes parties, but not all the time.
>and laze about,
Wrong again, She hates when Kazuma goes full hikkiNEET
>and be the center-of-attention,
Well, she is a cute girl after all.
>and...
Stop spreading weird rummors about our goddes, please.

If I lived there? Yeah. They seem fun.

*tips fedora*

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Cute dude, dude.