>Global financial crisis appearing with Chink markets in freefall
>Shitcoin crashing with no survivors
>XIV, VXX after hours trading down 80%
>Jim Cramer is losing his shit on twitter
>it's really fucking happening this time
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first for anime
First to blame the Jews. Check 'em!
>China at -2%
IT'S HAPPENING!
First for CHYNA ON SUICIDEWATCH
Oh sweet shit
2,17
MIGRATE
NO GOING BACK, BOIZ
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Nikkei down 5.5%. Shit is going down all over asia. When Europe markets will open they will drop like 5% or even more as well, and that will pull down the American markets further when they open. The recession has begon boys. Mark my words.
Communist Revolution is waiting to happen!
The system is burning down.
>Cramer confused on twitter by a basic financial product
What a hack.
-5.5%
MAKE IT STOP
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I have macro-econ first thing tomorrow its gonna be wild.
NO STAY THIS IS THE OG HAPPENING GENERAL
FUCK OFF WITH YOUR MIGRANTS ALREADY GERMANY. THIS THREAD IS ABOUT THE WEST.
Me too, lol.
What's the reason for this new swing?
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Okay, but is this actually going to affect the bottom line of the average person or are some Jews just going to lose out on vacation days?
>BITCOIN HITTING NEW LOWS
BITCOIN HITTING NEW LOWS
>BITCOIN HITTING NEW LOWS
BITCOIN HITTING NEW LOWS
>BITCOIN HITTING NEW LOWS
BITCOIN HITTING NEW LOWS
>"It's just a correction" borgs
no one will say anything of substance and it will be very boring
This
What the fuck happened?
is the ride starting?
Bitcoin is doing -7% per hour though, Nikkei is doing that per day.
5,53
Holy shit
I feel like this was just confined to short vol trade. Like CS and a few others would have been affected. But because everyone is panicking it's going to mean bad news for the market at least for a little while
It’s kind of complicated. But essentially a product that was short volatility was blown the fuck out and exploded.
kek the chinks are crashing our plane
Thanks Trump.
There’s no way to forecast economics. You’re better off getting numbers by randomly throwing at a dart board. Just sit back and enjoy the show.
>The real risk for $CS here is the position of the futures. They have to liquidate now and cover shorts. Everyone knows this however, and will be buying vol waiting
Honestly I don't see how Credit Suisse gets out of this one
>German links in OP
>No links to futures
>No market hours
>No bitcoin links
>Shitty meme name
Shit thread/10
Q predicted this.
>Today is the first time in 12 years that a jew is not in charge of Federal Reserve
Today is the first time in 12 years that a jew is not in charge of Federal Reserve
>Today is the first time in 12 years that a jew is not in charge of Federal Reserve
Today is the first time in 12 years that a jew is not in charge of Federal Reserve
>Today is the first time in 12 years that a jew is not in charge of Federal Reserve
Why does anyone ever invest in this shit? Every world stock market has just lost half a year of growth in hours.
It might bounce a little, but I wouldn't be surprised if it would close like 7-8%. And what do you think the European markets will do today?
What about the funds who are short vol? They're gone as well no?
>(((((((((((((( Globalism ))))))))))))) is dying
How is this bad again?
SELL SELL SELL
Flop spectacularly.
>I don't see how Credit Suisse gets out of this one
Euro banking meltdown incoming if true
sauce on that tweet
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... i just lost 100000 pesos, oh well
guys please don't tell me the global economy is going to crash. We're not gonna be in a collapse scenario, are we? I'm not ready for that kind of shit.
Everything's gonna be alright, right?
Are you this retarded?
THE CHINESE CAN'T STOP IT, CONTAINMENT HAS FAILED
I SAY AGAIN CONTAINMENT HAS FAILED
>YFW NUCLEAR WAR STARTS BECAUSE OF THIS
how is it possible for EVERYTHING to go down?
Isn't value relative?
how much is that in oilbux?
So like 10 dollars?
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Really?
You wish.
What the fuck is VIX, bottled water and MREs?
guys i just checked & this is a nothing burger
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YOU ASKED FOR THIS user
Anybody else holding XIV?
Lost about 7k, the worst part is I made an algorithm that told be to sell but I ignored it
>implying they won't allow it to dip to weaken Yuan which is super strong
$5000
Stop trusting the jews ( goverment ) with your money. Read Hoppe.
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LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
For real, why do you care if the (((((global))))))) economy crashes? Why didn't you invest in the local economy instead?
VIX is a market index of greed vs fear
right now people are scared as fuck
market volatility
i did
What does pol think of this theory?
What caused this?
money assuming the form of fear
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>posting a wall of text for visibility
>evetything on a different site
fucking krauts
Here is everything in your post on a single page:
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Rothschilds got pissed about Trump's approval ratings and decided to wreck some shit
Thanks user, will add to OP. This is the superior general.
Jews.
They started the downturn on SOTU day.
Communist revolution?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh fuck, I pee'd a little.
DONALD DUMPF
RACIST AND ISLAMOPHOBE
>Bitcoin dropping faster than a speeding bullet
>literally every actual market is crashing with no survivors
I've waited ten years for this
They're not scared as fuck, they're just twice as scared as they were at the start of the day when they weren't very scared at all. They're just surprised.
Nikkei hit -5%
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>VIX is the ticker symbol for the Chicago Board Options Exchange (CBOE) Volatility Index, which shows the market's expectation of 30-day volatility. It is constructed using the implied volatilities of a wide range of S&P 500 index options. This volatility is meant to be forward looking, is calculated from both calls and puts, and is a widely used measure of market risk, often referred to as the "investor fear gauge."
>just confined to the thing everyone has over leveraged since it was never suppose to liquidate
Jerome Powell. Non-jew
>accepting the mark of the beast and losing everything
This downturn was predicted by the Skyscraper curse.
Every time a record-breaking skyscraper is constructed, there's inevitably an economic downturn. Jeddah Tower is almost done. I fucking predicted there would be a crash in 2018.
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>Be in college for two years
>In debt
>No job
I'm fucked, aren't I?
What happened today? I was working all day.
It's going to correct itself right mummy? MUMMY MAKE IT STOPPP!!
It started crashing before he even got in.
>wait for something to happen
>it happens
NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?
>Dow futures down 700
What now?
Wait for hyperinflation, and you'll be able to pay off your loans with a minute work.
Here's the new copypasta based nip bro
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