Confess

confess

i had sex with my friends cat once

white people deserve to die out

I can only get off to Latvian women having sex with dogs. No other nationality will do.

t. spic

I jack off to nigger porn

pray for me father, i have chronic ass fixation but so far this week i have been pure and my hand has not grasped the rod. I am about to read my Bible to keep the demons at bay. But I have a little stiffy from looking at that girl who fucked her dad and got arrested. Shes cute.

I failed no-fap again...

I watch the weather forecast on the local Spanish station just because of this broad.

I participate in JBP character assassination threads but my room is a mess

>local
Go fuck her.

i piss in my gfs orange juice every morning t
i piss on my gfs toothbrush daily
i cum in my gfs shampoo weekly
i cum in my gfs facial cremes bi-weekly

I'm a faggot.

I had sex with a priest when I was 6 years old.

She knows, dude. She knows.

Welcome to the pit, my friend.

I want to race mix with THIC Sheboons

I daydreamed about the Virgin Mary's vagina the other day

I masturbated today.

I fap almost exclusively to non-white women.

i did it for months before we started dating (we were living together in a shared apt) and she told me she was suspicious but never certain. now shes knows because i fessed up because it w as hot hearing her tell me about all the things she thought were "Strange". like when i pissed in her mouth rinse, or how her shampoo had weird consitency. or how her facial cremes suddenly got all liquidy

I voted for Obama first term

I confess. OP is a fag.

I used to sneak into my step sisters room and jerk off while she was sleeping.

Monthly confession is enough, O.P.

I'm not really a race hater, I'm just desperate for love.

The """Catholic""" """""""Church""""""" is the synagogue of satan

i hate anime

I just can't give up drinking and smoking

I like taco bowls
Not Mexicans but literal taco bowls

Me too. Like 7 times.

I own a Chastity cage.

Yea, flag checks out. When you're a sexual deviant, you really do need to try everything or get depressed from boredom

If this is real, why?

i put a banana in my butt once

I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.

I enjoy it. It gets me off. I like the thought of her washing her self with my cum and drinking my piss without realizing it. She also lets me "sleep assault" her, which is rad. i.e., at like 2-3am i take some lube and fuck her while shes sleeping. she wakes up but you know goes along with it and doesnt move..then i cum inside her and it just stays there till the next morning. top shelf stuff. also a lot of stuff like cuming on her back or chest and having her put her clothes back on and go to work all sticky with cum.

tip-top

How do you use it?

How does she tolerate this?

I shitpost on this board a lot but i'm actually a proud jew.

What do you mean? She enjoys it because it gets me off. That's how love works

why doesn't she just wake up early and shower it off?

Because we both like the thought of her being covered with my cum/scent when she goes out in public. This isn't complicated... or even weird.. The confession is more about doing that piss/cum stuff in her things before we were dating

It's okay chum, we've all been there

Forgive me father for I have sinned. It has been 10 threads since my last confession.

Been in D/s relationships for thhe past 15 years with me always on top, including currently. Got a friend with a vanilla boyfriend who doesn't do kink stuff, so she comes to me when my gf isn't here once a week and we fool around. She acts out her domme fantasies with me, and that usually involves the cage.

I on occasion use it alone too, to get chores and errands done instead of sitting at my computer and jerking off every hour.

I ate ice cream today.

It was really good.

I played Touhou in the past

We should have one of those when the civilised world is awake desu

I wouldn't get a rash for someone i love.

I think burgers are overrated

Cum doesn't give you a rash...Her skin is amazing. She never wears makeup though

Jesus user you need help. Not even niggers fuck those

Baby don't hurt me

I think the west destruction is due for we abandoned God. Our secular society will be replaced by a theocratic one, as God intended

>convinced senile grandma to take out second mortgage and loan me the money to buy weed

>friend uses me as a job reference
>whoever the company calls me I tell them he’s an alcoholic (which is a lie)
>I sabotage it because I’m afraid of him doing better than me in life

>ex girlfriend got pregnant
>couldn’t convince her to abort it
>agree to marry her if she aborts
>borrow friend’s engagement ring he was planning on giving to his girlfriend
>give it to mine and propose
>she gets an abortion
>try to get engagement ring back to return it to friend
>she refuses and tells me she sold it
>friend tells me it was worth $800
>block number
>never see him or her again

Grntxtplz

are you bragging or does it make you sad? and cum might give you a rash if it was chaffing between your legs all day.

Salam Halekum

im gonna whack one out tonight

I can only climax to traps

I'm a directionless adult with more money then Trump and all I do is shitposting on Sup Forums till 6am because I have no idea what else I could do and hope I can find sleep.

Nigga

Have you done something for which you can reward yourself with that?

devilish

I stole $2000 in cash from a wallet found at work.

you need to tell me what channel this is

Not bragging or sad. Just generally saying her wearing my cum daily in her facial creme/shampoo doesn't give her a rash. Cum doesn't chafe between your legs unless you're a big fat fatty..then its just your thighs rubbing. this whole thing has gotten off topic though...

just that i did these things before we started dating. thats the confession.

>i peed in her drinks and watched her drink them
>came in her shampoos and face cremes
>went into her room when she wasnt there and peed on her bed/pillow (she was super suspicious about this one)
>peed on her favorite hoodie

To foreigners who don’t know: In some states you can return cans and bottles for 5 cents or 10 cents.

I had a $2.00 voucher for cans I had returned but it’s only valid in a small town grocery store an hour away from the city I was currently in. Some hungry, homeless nigger came up to me begging so I took out the voucher and gave it to him. He kept saying “thank you, sir. I get to eat today”. As I walked away I had to fight back tears of laughter as I imagined him looking at the voucher wondering where the hell that bumfuck town was

>all this for a rostie

I manipulate my friends and family so that nothing changes and we don't drift apart, even when it's something like a really good opportunity for them that would cause them to go far away I sabotage it however I can. It's not out of jealousy or anything; I just hate losing people.

n-no

also
>jerked off on her bed and came in all the products she owned over several weeks
>pissed in her mouth wash several times (she stopped using it after 2-3 times because weird taste/discoloration)
>pissed in her body-oil (she used it once and noticed she smelled like piss was super suspicious about this)
>pissed in her citrus soft drink 2L bottle (she drank this in front of me no problem)

Why not belay your wank until you've done something a gf would reward with sex?

I paid a qt prostitute to fuck me with a strap-on. Thats not gay. Right?

Not to you filthy cathcucks!

I kinda do the same.

Got wasted and mixed up my can room and bottle balcony, now there's pure havoc, cans mixed with bottles, bottles mixed with cans. It's anarchy.

>reward with sex?
What kind of nonsense is this. If your relationship equate sex with a reward dump your gf right away

I was arrested at 18 with 3 of my girlfriends for pot. I was terrified, it's the only time I've ever been arrested. My car was towed, we got frisked, cuffed, and put into a van. We got to the station they took our mugshots, prints, medical info, and lead us to a room that was like a mix of an office & gym. A policewoman in her late 20's early 30's came in, put 4 boxes in front of us and with a smile, said "Strip, bra & panties too!" The looker room at our old school had private stalls, my doctor was the only person who'd ever seen me naked and I thought that was humiliating. We got undressed as slowly as possible, my hands trembled as I took my bra off. We stood there nude, trying to cover up to preserve what little dignity we still had. "Hands behind your head!" smiling as she said it, I don't know if it was sexual or a power thing but she loved her job. "Wow, you'er going to be popular girls in here tonight. Now stand on the red line, facing the chair." She put on gloves making sure to loudly snap them, then ripped off a piece of that paper they use on doctor's tables and put it on the chair. If you want a visual of what what happened, look up "ACLU prison strip search is abusive" they show a training video, censoring the girl's face and nothing else. She told us 1 by 1 to do that, plus said to do jumping jacks and "Lift your tits by the nipple." even my friend with A cups had to do it. She'd make rude comments about our bodies and look at our faces. If she saw we looked away she'd yell "Eyes forward!" she made sure we saw every inch of each other's skin. "I still think you girls are hiding something." and 1 by 1 we had to do it again. We showered next, she'd say things like "Scrub those pussies, girls like fish to be fresh." We got on uniforms and she walked us to our cell, during the walk said we'd have 3 lesbian cellmates. I was trying not to cry, she put us all in a 4 person cell, laughed "told ya!" Years later, I'm not gay or bi but I do have a WIP fetish.

I will occasionally go into my mom's can room and knock a shelf off then blame it on the cat

i unironically love asian women and would love to end up with one (no kids though, they're shit)

How is he going to get a gf to fuck if he doesn't rewire his reward system back into shape?

I made a tinder and now hook up with whores. I also lost my virginity to an Asian. I'm white, was raised as a Mennonite.

just do what i did.. find a roomate. cum in her shampoo and products and piss in her drinks for a few months. get her drunk make out. start dating. get married. admit to your crimes. she laughs hysterically and tells you about how suspicious she was. its easy friend

ur right user i should get back onto the path of holiness

I was arrested when I was 14 at school in the bathroom selling an eighth to my friend. Who then ratted on me and the people I smoked up with him the day before. I was put in handcuffs and lead away to be made example of. It was a big deal in our little town in 1992. Shit was serious, today, these kids can get away with murder. But for me, I did not care, whats the worst that could happen? I just went to a new school and did it all over again, smoked up some more kids and sold them weed. I love it, I love selling it, I love growing it. I love eating it, marijuana is the best. You should smoke it too and not give a fuck.

It's already stale m8

I masturbate to mom/son incest porn.

...

Lol, I did that a few times. Felt kinda weird desu.

Is this some lesser known pasta?

I know St Saul is the first Antichrist.

pls back to mexico, boludo

pedro...

It's very weird. I feel a lot of shame and regret afterwards.

Yeah it's pasta

You're already making the right steps, safe lad.

Just go east asia sex vacation and get it out of your system.

Yeah. I stumbled across it on gif, was already erect and ready, and just kinda went for it. Not one of my finer moments

I hate you so much