/AAAAAA/ GENERAL - I HAVE NO COINS AND I MUST SCREAM Edition

>Global financial crisis appearing with Chink markets in freefall
>Shitcoin currently crashing with no survivors
>XIV, VXX after hours trading down 80%
>VIX currently MOONING
>Another 1000 point drop for the DOW projected as of 10:30 EST
>It's really fucking happening this time

>GLOBAL MARKET WATCH
cnbc.com/markets/

>/comfy/ GLOBAL LIVECHARTS:
livecharts.co.uk/

>SHITCOIN WATCH
bitcointicker.co/

>LIVE FUTURES (REAL-TIME)
liveindex.org/futures/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Global Market Hours:
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/asia/
>Dow Jones
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw
>DOW futures
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
>S&P Futures
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures

LINKS TO ALL MAJOR ASIAN MARKETS:

>Bloomberg Asian LIVE Feed:
bloomberg.com/live/asia
>Chinks
investing.com/indices/shanghai-composite
>Straya
investing.com/indices/aus-200
>Worst korea
investing.com/indices/hang-sen-40
>Nippon
investing.com/indices/japan-ni225-chart

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investing.com/indices/hang-sen-40
investing.com/indices/kospi
youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Are we all dead yet?
Did the simulation finally end?

youtu.be/1kjqZwAAUDk?t=2601

>Reasonable Stock Trader
Sell High, Buy Low
>/biz/
AHHH ITS IN THE RED, GOTTA SELL, BUY SOMETHING IN THE GREEN.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
IM PICKLE RICK
REEEEEEEEEEE

2nd for true BTC floor at 5200

look at the technicals

gdax.com/trade/BTC-USD
Watch as Bitcoin crashes with no survivors.

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=dBN86y30Ufc

Bitcoin will probably be below 6k again in under an hour, they're dogfighting just to keep it propped up at 6200-6300

/biz/ is a sea of pink right now.

good time to get ready to cap your IRA for the year. thank me later faggots

BUY THE DIP YOU MORONS
There is an iron wall at 6.1 k that can never be breeched.
BUY BUY BUY

(((BUY THE FLOOR GUYZ)))

Holy fuck how can you trade something so volatile???

THIS IS NOT A TEST

PREPARE FOR BLACK SWAN EVENT.

ITS OVER. THIS IS MY LAST MESSAGE FROM /biz/ TO ALL LIVING PEOPLE ON THIS SITE

PREPARE FOR BLACK SWAN EVENT

THIS IS NOT A TEST

What is the best site to use for a nocoiner like myself to ride the bitcoin recovery

its all whales and bots kek

At least the infrastructure won't be torn down and repurposed for communal purposes. Surely

bitcointicker.co/

>I'M PICKLE RICK
I almost made it through your post without laughing.

If you're wanting to buy just use Coinbase. Also get Bitcoin Cash.

you cant... not with those transaction wait times
(((rubs hands)))

...

In about 90 minutes at best this faggot will tell us that 5k is an iron wall that can't be brought down.

Someone on /biz/ is saying that if it drops below $5k it will literally cost more to mine bitcoin than people can make from it.

By being retarded.

The entire point of a "currency" is that it's stable.

BitCoin is not a currency, it's a commodity. That does nothing. Crypto is a bubble that will burst within hours. Get out now.

Jokes on you user, I own 0.000000343 BTC

>le edgy black background and neon colors
>crypto traders and l337 hax0r2


fucks sake

tradingview.com/chart/?symbol=BTCUSD

Are you suggesting tulips cannot be a currency?

that's FUD

BUY THE DROP FAGGOTS

ITS HERE

Tulip Mania never happened, it's a myth.

>a communist defines money

Its actually from Robinhood, so its edgy stock traders who made it like that.

LMAO at this jealous no coiner
Guess what faggot? The split second it hit 6.1 earlier what happened? Thats right it went straight to 6.6
Stay poor, retard

>BLACK SWAN EVENT
dear god I hope so

If the value fluctuates as wildly as bitcoin's does, no.

:^)

AHHH I FUCKING KNEW IT

Dude, the Federal Reserve is manipulating the crypto coin markets.... Duh.

Sup Forums....this guy...right now. Thoughts?

>>a communist defines money
He's not defining money, he's talking about practicality, and despite being a communist he's not wrong about this.

Lol the Fed have bigger worries on their mind like the entire market crashing

third impact tomorrow

He's slowly turning into Sup Forums light just needs to name the jew more.

NOT EVEN BITCOIN IS SAFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WE'RE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIE

>investing.com/indices/hang-sen-40
That's Hong Kong, not South Korea.
South Korea is
>investing.com/indices/kospi

>BitCoin is not a currency, it's a commodity. That does nothing. Crypto is a bubble that will burst within hours. Get out now.

So it's lost something like 60% of it's value in the past 6 weeks, how can you claim the bubble is about to burst when we are already past the -50% mark? The nail is already in the tire, nothing to do now but watch it deflate until it hits the bottom and see where it goes from there.

...

PRINT THAT CURRENCY
PRINT IT NAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>meanwhile the more they make, the poorer you get
So guys, are we going to burn down the Federal Reserve this time and make Andrew Jackson proud or what?
It is time.

>republigoyim economics are best something something
>japan down 2000 points in the 225 market

Nikkei seems to be recovering

>The 20s in color america
>Blocked from viewing in america

>NOT EVEN BITCOIN IS SAFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>not even
Bitcoin was literally the least safe thing. It was ridiculously volatile before this shit happened.

why are you even trying

>near 6200 again
how long before those delusional bulls flee the market again?
another note nikkei seems to be stable around 21400, recovering from near 21100 at its low

Because I am not talking about just BitCoin. All cryptocommodities are about to suck shit.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE

Hope someone has identified Rothschild airplanes for such an event.

>gets gun shot wound
>puts band aid on
everythi..ng is fine guys.....

he:s technically not wrong

it was on the verge of 7% less than an hour ago, and now around 6%

ok Cramer. somebody make some Cramer memes. make him out to be a pink wojak

No he's not. Crypto fits the definition of money better than national fiat currencies. Its volatile because is still brand new and has almost no liquidity compared to the world at large.

Who else listening to some comfy music realizing that this could be it lads. Got me some frankie valli and the four seasons playing, feel like taking a break from the metal and hard rock to get me some comfy feels going.

Also east coast america so I get front seat to the meltdown in real time tommorow gonna be max comfy

This is like Printing tethers to buy Bitcoin.

But it's the FED, and it's the Stock Market

"Stocks are getting pummeled, but it doesn't mean the sky is falling. It could be a sign that the economy is hot"

The absolute state of Communist News Network

trump btfo

So wait how is anyone going to pay you guys (the leveragers) back if everything collapses?

i like the way you think buddy

Why are you guys freaking out? Its gonna bounce back and life will go on. Ive never understood why people freak out and sell. Now is the time to buy up all you can on the cheap and emerge a powerful entity when the dust settles.

I fee comfy having a margin short with 1000x leverage

Nigger, he's not talking about definitions. It's too volatile to be useful as a currency and basically everyone using it is using it as an investment rather than as a currency.

zzzzz

witnessed

shhh..... i need their 401k stocks for cheaper....
>(((rubs hands FURIOUSLY)))

oh fug

...

Numbers say it's all fucking OVER. Suggest a Frankie Valli song for The End user

>finally start making money for the first time in my life
>just in time to see it all go down the drain in GFC Part 2: Electric Boogaloo

duhuhuh me liek kom yoo nis em

The memo did this.

We all know it.

Mike Maloney is a prophet btw, youtube him
>youtube.com/watch?v=iFDe5kUUyT0

dude fucking weed lmao
>absolutely destroys the market

Include me in screencap. We had a good run, lads. When the race war starts, remember the oldfag call sign

not an argument

IM NOT READY YET!!!!!!!!

The bear will leave its cave forever.

Do what now?

Hmm

this is it anons. this could be our last time shitposting together

I'm beginning to believe

the JEWS did this BECAUSE of the memo, lets be specific here

oh fug

>republigoyim attempt to make a political point
>remove 216 trillion from economy

It was truly an honor.

PETER SCHIFF THINKS BTC WILL FREE FALL TO 1000 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

and the threats of more memo's to come, yeah

Big girls don’t cry

I literally won't survive another crash. It took me years to recover my business from 2008. I can't fucking do this TWO times in a decade.

>completely ignoring the part where I describe why its volatile

Listen faggot, it has almost no liquidity. Over time liquidity compounds into crypto and it becomes more stable. This is a long fucking process. Its already more stable than many national currencies and at least its volalitlity tends upward.

>inb4 the last month of data negates the rest of the trend

don't sell you stupid cunt be diversified enough so you can take loses off company's dying out during a crash and you wont lose money you'll will be up within the next ten years unless this causes some sort of Apocalypse but then everyone's money is worthless.

dawww. maybe selling lemonade isnt a good life plan

Well China has been buying up foreign bonds forever to back it's own currency, if that goes to zero won't your economic system need a major reset to?