Brit/pol/: The Deanocracy Edition

>Thousands protest against RNHS' destruction
inews.co.uk/news/health/nhs-march-protest-london-cuts/
archive.is/VJQG8

>British Courts protecting the arms industry
middleeastmonitor.com/20180203-do-british-courts-really-need-to-protect-the-worlds-most-corrupt-industry/
archive.is/29xEn

>Security Minister outs Russian Oligarchs - Not Saudi, Qatari, Chinese etc.
[Is the UK the new home of muh Russia narrative?]
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42926819
archive.is/oCd0X

>'Angus Robertson steps down as depute leader' (sic. The BBC always typo headlines)
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-42931413
archive.is/07o1k

>Brick thrown through Tory window over 400% council tax hike
metro.co.uk/2018/02/03/brick-thrown-through-tory-councillors-door-after-council-tax-is-increased-by-400-7283828/
archive.is/0ddOg

>Mogg attacks treasury on Brexit 'fiddled figures'
cityam.com/280001/conservative-mp-jacob-rees-mogg-accuses-treasury-fiddling
archive.is/yNirS


>UK govt bails out Carillion vultures with £100m freebie
news.sky.com/story/carillion-contractors-to-get-loans-in-100m-government-support-package-11234316
archive.is/XciEz

>Theresa May continues to manipulate migration figures for economic forecasts
politicshome.com/news/uk/home-affairs/immigration/news/92567/theresa-may-hints-students-could-be-removed-migration
archive.is/KOQjS

>UK help USA and Saudi to kill Yemeni civilians
thenational.ae/world/saudi-arabia-and-uae-discuss-yemen-with-us-and-uk-1.698222
archive.is/7uqXS

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I'll post again because i'm genuinely curious, Just got back from the agency, after 2 months of sporadic work i now have a full time job which I start tomorrow. How anyone can seriously claim to be absolutely unable to find employment must be nigh retarded. I'm quite anxious so it was hard for me but if i can do it why can't these other autists?

GOOOAAAALLL

>got job offer after interview
>referees aren't responding to phonecall
>might lose job offer

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The unemployment figures include people temporarily out of work, have completely unrealistic expectations about the jobs available to them, or are simply wastes of oxygen in ways you can only imagine.

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>or are simply wastes of oxygen in ways you can only imagine.
Brit/pol/ in a nutshell

No, the people here and can read, write, and have a reasonable grasp of spelling and grammar.

Deano builder is round fixing my bathroom lads,

It's ridiculous. I get the struggle it can be to get a job sometimes but if you are relatively well dressed, punctual, don't mind putting in the effort, you will definitely get a job. I thought i was a lost cause but if i can do it anyone can. Problem is I think people get too comfortable so they avoid the issue. You'll never get more confident unless you push yourself.

I think we'd end up with a mess like the American system. I don't think privatisation of railways made them any better for the end user at all.

good morning

(((referees)))

oy vey if we can't monitor your life for the past 5 years then no job for you! You better not take any personal time!

Has he done a cheeky shit in your bog yet?

The railways are a perfect example of why any form of privatisation must have a heavily competitive market.

KEK

rare handcrafted Eddie

Yeah cheeky cunt left this in there

You mean council estate dwellers aka the working class?

You can get work in a supermarket without being functionally literate.

kek i remember working in a house once when i worked construction and the owners were out and i was starving so I raided their biscuit tin and even made myself cheesey crackers. Felt bad but it was either that or be starving for 2 hours.

I worked at one when i was 17 and they a chink lady who could speak about 5 seconds worth of repeated English before she went into Mandarin, kind of funny

I was unemployed for 1.5 years and I applied for atleast 300 minimum wage jobs and went to dozens of interviews. Some people are bound to fall through the cracks.

need a shower and got no towels help lads

Qualifications?

2:2 in literature

Join an agency, the whole point of them is to find you a job. But i agree it is down to luck sometimes. But its weird iv'e never had *stable* employment until now and I still managed to make 14 grand in savings through odd construction work. How am i doing better than people who work full time jobs for years and live at home?

Throw Talcum powder on the floor and roll around

Lel. I wonder why.

I've got a job now mate. But I was fucked for a long time. It's down to location and luck.

yeah funny

Should have got a 2:2 in Chemistry then you could work in Morrisons like me.

I was better at science than english but i liked pete doherty when I was choosing which degree

Fucks sake man

What did you do when you were unemployed and what do you do now?

When I was unemployed I was on universal credit and constantly applying for everything in my area. Now I work at a nursing home.

Why are scots called jocks?

Good for you mate. I know that's a hard job too as my family members care for the elderly. I presume you're a white british man?

Cheers. Yeah I am

Thank God. My mother works for the NHS (ENN AICH ESS) in dementia care and says when she works nights the blacks literally just roll up and go to sleep all the while getting paid three times her earnings because they're agency. It's a joke.

I'm so fucking glad you guys are Brexiting because Europe (including Britain) is responsible for the downfall of western civilization. Hear me out:

WWI: Europe lost loads and loads of men. How do we introduce them back into sexual relationships? Introduce Jewish porn (what you call degeneracy) to get man's juices flowing again.

Pre WWII: some bigot decides he wants to eliminate the Jews off of the face of the earth. Birth rates at an all time low

post WWII: population of Europe at an all time low

Over the years: try to introduce sexual acceptance into the world via music (Franz Ferdinand, Beatles David Bowie , gay rights, etc) doesn't work. Europe is dying.

Modern day: Europe decides its necessary to import millions of Muslims (from backwards societies) into the EU.

No you've wrecked western civilization. Live with it while America continues to prosper.

She should report them lmao

Our underclass basically has the idea that they can't better their lives, it's out of their hands as far as they're concerned. So they just live off welfare and spend their money on lottery tickets and betting. These people don't want to work.

>WWI
>Introduce Jewish porn (what you call degeneracy) to get man's juices flowing again.

Hardcore pornography was illegal in Britain until 2002

She said some are okay but one guy literally refused to get in an elevator with her and another white woman and he was basically like "you know why." insinuating it's because they're white, but, one rule for ye one rule for me, eh?

sketchy shit wouldn't tolerate that

Just been suspended lads. What should I drink?

the whole porn industry comes from bugerstan m8

This is absolutely true for most. I know a girl who is pregnant, doesn't work, has her flat and bills paid for her and eats from food banks.. yet she still went and bought a fucking dog which she now has to send away as she was feeding it pasta as she had no food. The absolute idiocy of these people. Makes me sad and angry.

My cock juices ;)

Bha

HAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAAHAHA WHAT?

>I know a girl who is pregnant, doesn't work, has her flat and bills paid for her and eats from food banks.. yet she still went and bought a fucking dog which she now has to send away as she was feeding it pasta as she had no food

That sounds like a Sunday Sport story.

Why are Americans constantly trying to turn Europe and the world into the 30-52% face? Every NGO funds migrants, every American foreign policy in Europe and all American interests are to create multiracial market 'democracies'. That is all they've done in Europe for the past 70 years, promote multiculturalism, markets, consumerism, and 'democracy'.

Let me enlighten you.

youtu.be/r4DDv1rtdVY

This video is from 1943. Listen to the narrator. There was no great, secret conspiracy. Everything was done in the open. They were going to smash the Old World and supplant it with a unipolar world order with America as the master and everyone its slaves. This is what Americans dreamed, and planned and made happen.

Of course, Americans didn’t expect to be supplanted by Jews and other subhuman minorities, but ultimately they didn’t care because Americans believe anyone can be an American so it’s meaningless who comprises America as long as America swallows up the whole world

America was very eager to destabilise and bomb North African and ME countries and then shill for the refugees and economic migrants they themselves had created.

America and it’s people deserve nothing but contempt, and don’t let them off the hook by saying they good bois who dindu nuffin. They knowingly and willingly set up the world to be destroyed on the altar of progressive ideologies and persist to this day in sacrificing everything in the name of universal liberalism. Read Heidegger, read Evola, and you will understand.

America. It is the enemy of all that is European and Natural.

tl:dr: Americans betrayed everyone and didn't care if they destroyed themselves in the process.

Oh you

what did you get suspended for

but in all seriousness why were you suspended? Someone ring your phone at work and "Erika" start playing or some shit?

>The sale or distribution of hardcore pornography through any channel was prohibited until the rules were relaxed in 2002.

It was possible to get it smuggled from the continent, or on the internet, but obviously most people didn't really have access to it.

There's a great book all about it. Life at the Bottom by Theodore Dalrymple.

It's fucking true though. She was making posts that said "can i get a grant for new carpets?" and i felt like writing, "yeah it's called a job" but whats the point?

I'll give it a look, thanks mate

>very eager to destabilise and bomb North African and ME countries
true they fucked up iraq and syria but wasn't libya davey camerons thing

>It was possible to get it smuggled from the continent
the paki shop near me used to have dvds of german porn

Ballsed up some paperwork from a client. Went in this morning and was told I'm on suspension until they've done an investigation.

youtube.com/watch?v=t93u0qg5q_M

That's it? How important was this client? Sorry to hear that man sounds like an overreaction on their part.. how did you respond?

They were trying to get some more business off of this client. I put my hands up and said I'd dropped the ball and apologised. They asked me to hand back my key card and I'd hear from HR. To be honest I hated the job anyway so it might be for the best but I don't want a black mark on my record if I'm binned for "gross misconduct" like they're stating.

I got my first ever kill a few minutes ago. I was sitting in the back garden with my air rifle using the shed as cover from the neighbors shooting at birds and was just skimming them, it couldn't have been a direct hit on most of them because it would have killed them because it is a 22. 12 foot pound air rifle. But then on a tree just within my garden pic related landed. I was excited as fuck, so I quickly pointed my gun and fired, got a neck shot on it and flopped dead straight away, quicker than I thought. All the other birds are fucking petrified now, so I couldn't get another good shot, but I'm still ecstatic.

might write a book lads

If you're that concerned, contact a lawyer. I'm not kidding. It shouldn't be too much for a consultation and a strong worded letter to them may scare them off. Keep a low profile and don't get touchy with them and if they call you just keep apologizing (even though its a small fucking mistake, lets be real, its literally the same as misplacing a piece of paper.) chin up bud, things happen for a reason, that i promise you

kill crows, they are fucking annoying and fuck up sheepstock

>Killing a defenseless blackbird that only wants to eat worms
for what purpose?

Fooking black cunt tried getting into me garden, shot im now

>Killing the bird of the Englishman
No, shoot those thick cunt pheasants

>killing a blackbird
???

At least go for Magpies or pigeons you cunt. Don't kill shit you're not going to eat. This is coming from a bloke who's shot more rabbits than I can count.

Appreciate the advice, bud. Problem is I'm still on probation so according to what I've read I could be binned for any reason. Today's going to be a drinking day and depending on what HR say I'm going to haggle for at least a decent reference.

>crows
>english

t. Rasheed Me'gh Abdullah

>shooting a blackbird
motherfucker

think im gonna quit ganja lads

>Crow
>Belongs to the corvidae family, Smartest birds in the world
>Quiet, resilient, cunning and strong
> not /ourbird/
come on son.

It's my Boer blood, I can't help but shoot blacks.

(((corvidae)))

For fun.

GET IN THERE, DEANO MY SON! YOU FUCKING LEGEND!

Sounds like a plan, don't over-do the booze, just enough to numb the annoyance. Sounds like you'll do great no matter the outcome

>crow
>quiet

Fair fucks to whoever laid that.

>inb4 blackbird shills

Quieter than those Gull cunts. Seriously, they can fuck off.

Here's to 100 Years of votes for women!

Congratulations! Where would we be without you?

THA FUCK IS THIS SHIT??
First I've ever heard about it.

Pick your target you fucking nonce. Don't kill black birds.

ikr, when I started shooting at them and especially after I shot that bird they started making all sorts of caws, I think i might have shot a crow in the breast and it dropped into someone's back garden and made some weird fucking sounds.

Avoiding the fact that the first women elected to Parliament was a murderous terrorist.

*/blackbirdpol/ shills furiously pecking at their keyboards*

Got a good book and a 6 pack. Will see how it plays out after today. Ah well fuck it.

Admit it. Magpies are cunts, blackbirds are alright.

>Listening to radio 4 this morning
>Talking about female campaigners
>Never heard a more spoilt, privileged group of people racing to see who is the most 'oppressed'

>He shot a fucking blackbird.

You bastard. Blackbirds are fucking lovely creatures I used to have a tame one at my nans who would eat out of my hand and sing away on the bird table.