Americans will defend this

>americans will defend this

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>automatic weapons
fucking frogs

how are you supposed to defend your home with cheese?

You've only proved we need less regulation.

Nigger, I own a gun, I just have a license for it. I can defend my house

>literally all the guns from mw2
FUCKING FROG

I just had some Epoisses the other night though.

>I can defend my house
you can, but you won't

So will I, cheese-eating surrender monkey.

I do genuinely wonder if claps feel safe with guns being freely available.

About 4 months ago I was doing deliveroo (bicycle food delivery) at 9pm, and a group of 3 people tried kicking me of my bike and chasing me with knives.

The thought that I could well be dead if I was in clap land really worries me. I know you could obviously carry one yourself, but I wouldn't have been able to take out 3 people

Why would I defend useless regulation that bans perfectly safe and delicious foods?

American cheese is superior, you can't even put that french garbage in a spray can.

I am about to vomit.
You bet?

This

Dumbass leftist comment. No , not all automatic weapons are legal, only pre-86 guns. Likewise, said automatic weapons go upwards of $10,000 for a POS sten gun. If you want an auto M16 or AK, look for at least Mercedes Benz prices.

Likewise, it may be illegal to get non-aged Brie, but it's not a felony to obtain it either. Try obtaining an full auto sear or drilling a 3rd hole in your lower receiver and explaining that to the ATF... from your prison cell and slapped with a felony.

I too enjoy eating duck feathers.

And why tf is Kinder eggs banned in America?

Another important thing to note. Since the 1934 NFA, there's been only two homicides committed with machine guns. That's basically 2 deaths in the last 84 years. At least 199 people suffer from e-coli every YEAR, with 3 e-coli related deaths per year. I'd wager the cheeses are deadlier than machine guns.

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specifically, I did not know certain cheeses were illegal in Burgerland. What is the deal here?
Also why is pic related illegal?

Because young burgers are so burgers they'll eat the toy and choke.

Bitch, this is real American Cheese. I shingled my roof with these. In the winter I cover my body with a layer of them, don't spend anything on heat. I once used American cheese to patch a sinking ship, Saved 32 women and children

You wouldn't get shot with a gun unless the person is willing to risk a murder case and extreme attention brought to them
The vast majority of people willing to kill aren't going to stop killing just because they don't have access to a gun, for the vast majority of robbers it's used for self defense and threatening, the last thing you want to do is actually fire it
You'll always have niggers that will shoot at random, but it's mostly a nigger issue and not a gun one, if guns disappeared they would go back to chucking spears

how retarded can you get to choose cheese over access to firearms

fucking frogs

J'ai faim

That's not real cheese. Patricians choice coming through.

I'd rather have guns than aged bovine tit juice desu senpai. I like that I can use my guns to do away iwth any undesirables that want to fuck up my day too.

saved

We have guns because self defense is a fundamental right. You don't have the right to pretend that rotten milk is food.

automatic weapons aren't legal tho fucking retard

Reported to Gendarmerie for malicious intent to cause harm with firearms. You need to be more tolerant of migrants. Expect a visit from GIGN.

Gotta do my autistic rhee about this statement.

Some are legal (pre 86), but all are fucking expensive. Depending on if you live in a communist state, it could also be illegal even if you dot your i's and cross your t's.

Though generally yes, full autos are not common.

American cheese is so non-cheese that they call is Cheez or Cheesy because they can't legally call that toxic plastic garbage cheese

Lol are you retarded, maybe if you were carrying a single shot muzzleloader you couldn't take out all 3. With any modern pistol, revolver or semi-automatic you could easily drop all of them and be in no trouble for defending your life.

Burger goblins aren't particularly smart, but bongs seem to take the cake for being mindless soybugs

It's illegal because they think it's dangerous

The fact that there's guns means that people are far less likely to pull that kind of shit unless you're in the ghetto. If one of those 3 fucks thought they could lose their life doing it, they probably wouldn't do it.

MW2 was the last good COD game

'Murika needs automatic rifles to defend itself from foreign cheese.

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and considering that avarage amurican smells like french cheese i think that we have a compromise :^)

>specifically, I did not know certain cheeses were illegal in Burgerland. What is the deal here?
not pasteurized. The eggs were a choking hazard. You can get them now that the toy is a shitty little sticker.

It's called processed cheese product. If you stopped huffing petrol then perhaps you might actually learn English.

I have been able to get them since I was a kid. just bought them either from a local Italian or Russian grocery store. They're not supposed to be sold commercially, but they can be had for personal use. I knew websites that would send whole cases to your house which is how the ethnic euro stores were getting them for retail here.

>how are you supposed to defend your home with cheese?
well, in my area, I supposed I could leave the cheese out and draw bears in to hang out near the perimeter.

This is why we need more common sense gun laws and cheese registers.

And? You own what, a sidearm or something?
When you're getting rushed by guys with AKs and M4s, all I can say is good luck, frog.

>I can defend my house
And get jailed for it when you shoot down a trespassing Mamadou.

>AA12
god, if only

It’d be hot of Twitch showed up with one of her drones and some handcuffs.

I guess this is true, but if they were chasing me with large knives I expect there's at least a small chance I could have been killed in the heat of the moment.

How the fuck do you expect me to stop my bike, turn around and shoot down 3 gun armed people?

A single armed person would be near impossible since they'd easily have enough time to get a clean shot before I stopped moving, 3 is fucking ridiculous

There's no constitutionalendment guaranteeing rights to shitty cheese you filthy surrender monkey

t. someone that has never watched a self-defense video

niggers attack in packs and run like scared dogs when one of them is shot at

fun fact, only the sniper rifles, handguns, the FAL and the SPAS-12 are legal and 'readily' available on that gun list

That makes a lot of sense. But really it would have been risk free (I was moving forward on a bicycle, back towards them) if they wanted to kill me

I heard this was french, what movie is it from?

It's a health and safety issue you dumb fucking frog.

nothing compares to authentic truffle cheese

WTO case

I was cycling away from them with my back turned when one kicked my tyre. It was a no risk situation

Jokes on you. You can buy Kinder Eggs here. USA USA USA

today.com/food/kinder-joy-chocolate-eggs-are-coming-us-t118667

>yfw merifats ban healthy cheese
>yfw they continue to consume their young cheese

Cheese isn't going to help you against the tyranny of your leaders and the hordes of savages invading your country to rape your wives and daughters.

There is a French guy that posts all types of weapons and has semi-automatic rifles too.

>I can defend my house
no you can't.(legally) Honestly I'd rather live in a place where the government only allows blackpowder pocket pistols with the right to carry + self defense over one that allows me to strap FlaK 40s to my rooftop without the right to defense. The best part about the US is our self defense laws and more importantly, a court system that honors it.

>americans will defend this

you are right ..well for as long as they have guns to defend.
Dumb fuck did you know that swizerland has more guns per captia than murika? No?
Did you know most shootings and crimes are done in democrat controlled "no gun" zones? NO?
Do you actually know anything at all?!

Almost for sure the EU-Horomones WTO case has something to do with it. The EU banned American beef after their own scientists proved it was safe. Sure looks to be at least partially motivated by revenge

dairy isn't healthy
not for adults
its literally baby calf growth hormones

>tfw the US made raw airy illegal because they wanted to flood us with shit skins.

dairy

ask /k/ about that, seems you're just as likely to go to jail as the guy you shoot

>MW2 was the last good COD game

Wrong. There has never been a good COD game. All of them suck and only appeal to online gun spergs who've never actually touched a rifle.

>Dumb fuck did you know that swizerland has more guns per captia than murika? No?
kek no. e have more guns than people AND that's using bullshit "stats" that, were stagnant since the 70s, don't account for homebuilds which are wildly popular, are incomplete, and even the ATF manufacturing data disagrees with.

>/k/
full of eurofags with no concept of self defense. basically any state with castle doctrine is going to be good to go. here in texas some guy smoked a couple of niglets for tping his house. legal, as we have a mischief after night justification in our use of force law here in Tx.

>inb4 that's Tx.
TX is a libshithole. KS,AZ and many others are way more conservative and many, many states have better gun/defense laws than us.

Why would you put non food items completely enclosed inside of food? That is dumb, and there should laws against companies doing it.

They aren't anymore I've seen them at gas stations recently

well you can throw it for starters

La Grande Vadrouille

> baguette
Fuck off.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Processed_cheese#Legal_definitions
kek

>be German
>you will never taste superior American canned cheese
>why live?

>The eggs were a choking hazard
So greedy burger spawn shoved the whole thing in their mouth at once?

The only common sense law I would support is a repeal of the NFA. Of course, I doubt very much Brady et al would count that as common sense, but that's because they're fucking disarmament enthusiasts.

>literally living in the last commie dictatorshit in europe
>muh nazi ancestor
KEK!

>sawed off shotgun
>automatic
>legal

Holy fuck did you just screenshot a gun list from COD or some shit half of those we can't even own or aren't automatic or aren't even semi auto you stupid fucking croissant

Do you have to get a permit to legally hold cheese?

Fuck you, Kraft singles on a burger or lunch meat sandwich are amazing
You're missing out

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why the quotation marks around handguns?

Yeah but they're separated into two halves before you even open the container. It's like two chocolate domes

why did you ban camembert?

It's MW2, OP is fucking retarded

thanks

Dude, that's the retard version.

Jokes aside the American version of most foods tastes way better, just don't have it all the time and you can avoid becoming a lardass

Playing MW2 is illegal?

Damn! How did I miss this wonderful news?

Your made up picture? No I won't.

t. Mutt

>be American
>believe nice cheese are banned because of "muh health"
>consume unending crap concocted in some lab and filled with shit, believing that your government isn't poisoning you because of 1st and 2nd Amendments.

American food is basically the most toxic and unhealthiest garbage around. Normal, healthy people get upset stomachs just from being in America and being force to eat your garbage "food"

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NFA voodoo

>Normal, healthy people get upset stomachs just from being in America and being force to eat your garbage "food"
That's the freedom. It takes a little while for your system to get used to it.