SHOTA vs PERVY OLD MAN

For one day, you can turn into either an innocent shota or a pervy old man. Grills will do whatever you want. Which do you choose?

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What did OP mean by this?

Would turn into a perverted old man corrupting pure shotas with my dick, no homo.

Turn into a shota. I know what my waifu likes.
Also because fuck old people smell.

Is my dick guaranteed to work in old man mode?

It's animeland, of course it will.

I choose to be a cute, pure shota that reverse rapes other shotas, riding them against their will, but secretly they want it.

Shota. I'm already an old man.

What if I become a shota but want to be fucked by adult men?

Shota who gets fucked by old men Sup Forumsnons.

Shota, because I'd rather to have a loving relationship with a hot onee-san, than rape one

>having a few years to live vs the rest of your life

>choosing between being almost in your peek condition or way past your prime

Gee, I wonder.

this will never be a doujin

Pervy old man just to maximize the chances that the girls won't enjoy it. If I was a cute boy they might like it.

What the fuck kind of question is that. Why would anyone choose to be some old geezer?

Shota, duh. Why the fuck would I willingly pick a choice that would shorten my lifespan?

>for one day

You need to be over 18 to post here. Don't skip English class.

Man, I almost forgot to hydrate.

>shota
>peek (sic)
uhh no

What if they have a grandpa fetish

peak*
Also,
>almost

That's why I said I was maximizing my chances. I am sure some freaks would be into it, but most wouldn't.

>No bald, fat middle aged man option

Shota. Then I will go to elementary school and have best friends. I'll go home and watch a TV show about dinosaurs, study, then wrap up in a comforter that's too big for me and sleep.

I'd go to scho the next day and go to the park with my new friends afterwards.

Shota, and indulge myself in enough /ss/ femdom to last me a lifetime.

It's only for a day user. You'd be back to your old self after waking up.

>for one day
You'd get the cops called on you if you went the next day user

>not obese, filthy orc with a cock bigger than his arm

Fine.
Go to children's museum after school with classmates.