LIVE MARKET CRASH HAPPENING THREAD

BRACE FOR IMPACT

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liveindex.org/futures/
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money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures
bloomberg.com/live/europe
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>Americans are waking up, seeing all red
>Jim Cramer has been shilling all morning
>Europe is down across the board
>Global financial crisis appearing with Chink markets in freefall
>Shitcoin currently crashing with no survivors
>XIV, VXX after hours trading down 80% - Drudge says they are kill
>VIX (benchmark volatility index) currently mooning
>It's really fucking happening this time

>GLOBAL MARKET WATCH
cnbc.com/markets/

>/comfy/ GLOBAL LIVECHARTS:
livecharts.co.uk/

>SHITCOIN WATCH
bitcointicker.co/

>LIVE FUTURES (REAL-TIME)
liveindex.org/futures/
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Global Market Hours:
money.cnn.com/data/world_markets/europe/
>Dow Jones
google.com/finance?q=INDEXDJX:.DJI&ei=P69fV4HSOOrzigKZ0bOIAw
>DOW futures
money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
>S&P Futures
marketwatch.com/m/quote/sp 500 futures

LINKS TO ALL MAJOR YUROP MARKETS:

>Bloomberg Europe LIVE Feed:
bloomberg.com/live/europe
>Krauts
www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/dax.php
>Frogs
www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/cac.php
>Britbongs
investing.com/indices/uk-100-chart
>Medpacks
www.livecharts.co.uk/MarketCharts/swisssmi.php

In one hour, let’s see what will happen.

DOWN 2% MARKET OPEN HERE WE GO

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Looks like they stopped trading to stop the bloodbath!

Only -1% now.

sorry, trading not stopped

Bitcoin seems to have a support at 6.400

DOW JONES DOWN 530 AT OPEN THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE BIG ONE.

vocaroo.com/i/s0fGrhgDzDwk

Where is the happening?

its all going back up again, but biz was fun yesterday.

Why are conservatives so bad at economics?

inb4 another sea of red in a Trump economy.

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It's climbed 500 points in the last ten minutes - looks like whatever stupid AI shit caused an inexplicable crash yesterday got fixed.

So, no happening? It’s fucking like Anschluss, have been waiting for my whole life.

kek

FUCK OFF SHARIABLUE ITS JUST A TINY BASED CORRECTION THIS WILL ONLY HELP TRUMP MAGA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Someone summon Obamaleaf, quick!

/biz/ flooding Sup Forums. Are you retards woke on the kikes yet?

Btfo

Uhh excuse me, the recovery during obama's first year was due to george bushe's economic policies.

First year of the term belongs to the previous president.

Dow breaking even - drop seems to have leveled off. If it closes up 300-400 points than we can expect it to resume its previous level before the end of the week.

TAKE IT TO /biz WE DONT GIVE A FUCK HERE

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>First year of the term belongs to the previous president.

Ahh so that explains that huge dip before Obama era policies take over

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In March no-one will remember this non-event.

trump confirmed based. apolpgize rn

>Ahh so that explains that huge dip before Obama era policies take over
Both the dip and the recovery belong to bush. The obama era policies are characterized by mediocrity ---- a flatlined economy

BIZ TAUGHT ME TO ONLY BUY HIGH AND SELL LOW

I DONT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE NEW INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITIES SOMEONE HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAA BUY HIGH SELL LOW BUY HIGH SELL LOW MUMMY MILKIES HELP ME GROW BUY HIGH SELL LOW MUMMY MILKIES HELP ME GROW

NOOOOO DRUMPF WAS SUPPOSED TO LOSE THIS CANT BE HAPPENING SELL SELL SELL SELL

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/biz/ actually sucks now, all shilling for and against cryptos. Would be nice to see some regular stocks, tips on investing, or at least anything else there. Tried going there this morning to see if there was any news on the market drop. It was easier to find here.

Nice rally going now.

Do you actualy know what a bear trap is or are you just saying things you hear other people say

HERE IT COMES

>it went up
HAHAHAHAHA

Crypto needs to die - I've been waiting months to build a new computer but finding affordable processors and graphics cards is like mining for gold in the desert because cryptofags keep scooping them up and burning them out to mine a few more coins.

Agreed, we're fucking politicians, not economists

Do they really understand why was crashing?

They can't see how their immigration stances are affecting trade?

obamaleaf would be like
>stock market crashedwe are entering Trump economy
>nothing happened, thank you Obama for Obama economy

>up 360

Something really fucky is happening.

Suckers running to them thar hills fer gold when there was none.

Bitcoin has been exposed, vulnerable to hackers, perfect for Ponzi schemers, people have lost all faith in it and the fools who jumped on late will be forced to recoup losses by selling hardware.

Very soon the market will be flooded with used high end GPU's, so sit tight, the effect on the retail market will be profound.

what are you talking about

24.653,36 Price increase 307,61 (1,26%)

Major hacking led to the previous week of sell offs. Probably China..

shiggy diggy

welp

Holy shit! Another major bullrun incoming. Remember me from yesterday when I said it would be nothing and everybody laughed? One mo again, no matter what happens, NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

Its falling

It’s still climbing, what you are talking about?

Dont be dead cat bounce, dont be dead cat bounce.

>nocoiner tears

How's the bond market?

IT UP

If numericals black Tuesday becomes a reality

nothing goes down in a straight line
a bearmarket is filled with bulltraps
it can rise momentarily while falling

nice try, Russia. You can't stop the Trumpbump.

If numeros the market gains dineros

Anybody know what is happening to SVXY now that XIV is terminated? Proshares released a statement it was business as usual, but it doesnt seem to be traded.

Obamaleaf where are you?

IT DOWN NOW

ANY MOMENT NOW

WAIT FOR IT

what the fuck is a dead cat bounce? is this a shitlib meme?

200 points up today, I guess.

Nah, it's an economical term. Even a dead cat will bounce, which means that even a market undergoing a crash will bounce up at some moment.

You can google it you fucking faggotnigger waste of a trips.

Because he's a fucking retard.

(((CNN)))
(((CNN)))
(((CNN)))
(((Bloomberg)))

Yeah, seems legit.

You fuckwits will believe the absolute lowest click-bait sensationalism.

>A communist telling him the right answer while the American is lazy and does not help, while calling him a nigger

I feel like this is very ironic

Seriously I got so sick of listening to muh longest bull market when my monthly statements went up like 0.2% a month for 6 months then -1%. There was one stretch in there I was making "business" loans to felons banks wouldn't touch just to get some yield.

It will fall, I recognize the pattern (im a kike)

no it isn't, the commie is instilling bad habits by spoon feeding newfags. Pull yourself by your bootstraps.

Wow fucking wasting hitler digits on this shit, get out of the thread, digit denier.

>Bush decline
>Obama recovery
Its almost like the stock market goes back up after it goes down

YES... plunge like a rock!

I have 20K that I have been waiting to put into the stock market.

Buy low sell high.

PLUNGE stock market PLUNGE!

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If this closes in the green it will prove just how fucking useless and irrelevant DOW futures or any futures are.

I had some BTC from 2011, 0.365 to be precise, and I sold at $11k end of last year, they cost me nothing, I was fortunate, I could have held out for more but then the hacks began, the problems selling and then the crash.

I also bought a 1080ti for $650 in august, before the insanity, so overall I did OK out of it.

It's time, the dip is over. Normies still uncertain, so now's the time to buy before the dust settles and a huge bullrun ensues.

Good luck with that bull trap mate.

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Person of interest predicted this.

You kikes lost, you can't even crash a market.
SAD
Witness the greening of earth.

Wait, it’s falling now.

the dow should be no where near 25k, it should realistically be like 15k max, but with a bullshit pumped up unregulated system you will see 30k soon here until they realize that the free money is no more and it falls all the way back down like last time. the growth was bullshit, so was the dow showing it as that. short sighted fools, i can even tell you that. its like these faggots dont believe tomorrow even exists.

Even better.
If the kikes want to go down hard I've got plenty of rafters.

These digits say it'll crash hard.

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Just wait goy

>Very soon the market will be flooded with used high end GPU's, so sit tight

It was just a blip, a combination of various contributing factors, the markets will recover and settle, there is literally nothing here.

>Very soon the market will be flooded with used high end GPU's
By the time those cards are used up, people looking for GPUs will prefer to invest in something new.

t. bloomberg just now

Going to wait for recover of 3 or 4 hundred points first... then buy an index fund (emerging markets)

that too, i was telling my girlfriend this yesterday. so many faggots ruining good fun over shitty fucking useless schemes. anyone who still has their money in crypto anything at the moment is retarded and naive. governments around the world are going to regulate it and tax the shit out of it where buying a new 1080 just so you can make a lousy 100 bucks a month won't be profitable.

i should say this again though. ANYONE who thinks the dow should be at even 20k is retarded.

This is only the (((beggining)))

Until it does.

>ITT:panicking brainlets

I'm thinking more about those who wish to build a PC for gaming and the like