FALCON HEAVY LAUNCH THREAD

Just a reminder that this is essentially an Aryan project.

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*African man doing African things.

Sure as fuck isn't African genetics now is it?

>that oh shit moment when the rockets come back home

FUUUUUUCK

>Liftoff of SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy from the Kennedy Space Center is now targeted for 2:20pm EST (1920 GMT).

> pic related

Indian pls

Musk makes it easy to low-key troll people. Feign the role of the Progressive in a conversation; defend the intelligence and industry of Africans. When asked to provide evidence, just cite Musk and SpaceX. When the real Progressive argues that he doesn't count as African because he's white, ask if black Europeans don't count as real Germans or Swedes.

>ask if black Europeans don't count as real Germans or Swedes
I bet they would come up with some bullshit excuse to disregard this, like invoking muh slavery muh oppression or something.

Relax, I'm just countering these meme flags.
Third world shithole pls.

I hope you don't wear jeans - this 3rd world shithole invented them.

Will watch from my front patio in Seminole County. You fags have to watch online

>In the year 2050
>NASA finally gets a manned mission to Mars
>"Sir, we lost comms with Apollo 20."
>"What happened?"
>"It appears they were in a fender bender with a vintage car in orbit."
>"How bad?"
>"It'll buff out of the Tesla, but it was a complete hull breech for the capsule and the crew, including commander Deshawn Kangz Robertson, are all dead from suffocation."
>Damnit, with the loss of Deshawn, it's going to take 10 years to train a new transgender polyamourus Xer to command a mission."

Oy vey

>this is essentially an Aryan project.

show me proof that the team behind it is not full of indians and asians.

An IQ boost always helps.

Why did it get pushed back

If it explodes on the pad:
>Pajeet engineering
If it falls apart or fails to start:
>Chink Harbor Freight engineering
If it crashes into a boat full of immigrants:
>Hitler is still with us

now america has S-P-A-C-E

twitter.com/SpaceX/status/960920426485399552

You better recall your troops from Poland.

>Leaves shithole country for the glorious US.

new target time
UTC 19:50

Mostly White but yeah like the other guy said, if anything goes wrong, blame the Poo.

hey we don't refer to them a soldiers. they are "well armed diplomatic and military advisors against potential hostile threats in eastern Europe"

much respeck to elon musk, he is taking things into his own hands

10 more men like him and we will have terraformed planets in the next 2 centuries

>Deshawn Kangz

thank you for delivery

No argument there
That is a very long winded term for cannonfodder.

His mom's mom was Jew which by Jewish law makes her a Jew and him a Jew.

Remember that Elon Musk that given the current demographics and birthrates in the West, it should almost be a social duty to have kids and immigration (From where??) would not solve the problem.

Latvia, Estonia or Finland being invaded by Russia is legitimately the only way I would voluntarily die in a war. I wouldn't even fight to defend America.

proofs?

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am i right that the launch time is around 1:20 CST?

hes jewish tho

No thanks. We don't need you appropriating a centuries old tradition of ours: getting killed. Go die for the US or something instead.

Black people spend their money on Air force 1's, and crack.

Ignore the Jew shills. Nobody gives a fuck about Jew-laws. He is obviously Aryan.

Fine, I'll die on the Latvian-Estonian frontier, keeping the Onions out of Eesti.

>At least I'll get to see Elva and Lake Verevi once before I die.

>Air force 1's
>named after flying phalluses invented by the white man

current NET is 7:50 pm UTC

use the app "spacexnow" for updates.

>Verevi
>a fucking lake
Don't you have any of your own? Same aplies to the town.

does the app have the livestream

The Haldemans were are a well known Jewish family here. No one that knows Elon denies this. He's not practicing because his grandparents stopped practicing.

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I need the exact time of the launch or a time window as they call it that launch is estimated in so I can convert it into my time zone and see if I can watch it live.

Thank you kind user, whoever would be so kind enough to tell me when the launch is.

Thanks! :)

I live on the shore of Lake Superior, which is actually bigger than Latvia in a small town that used to mine copper but now really has nothing but a bar and a lot of depressed people.

Holy fuck it looks like they have all of the diversity and women up front so they can hide how white and male it is.

nah
go spacex.com for the stream
and i guess lots of youtube channels will cover the event with live commentary

2:20pm EST is the current launch time.

mobile.twitter.com/SpaceX/status/960920426485399552?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet

Delayed until 1420 EST.

Nevermind found the official stream!

youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c
> youtube.com/watch?v=wbSwFU6tY1c

181k people waiting already, waaaaaaat!

oh and as said download the app it should autoconvert the time

Atleast you have a bar.

currently 7:50 pm UTC
but there is nothing as delay-heavy as rocket starts and this is even more true for maiden flights.

I hate it when 80% white/20% black people claim they are black.
That ''nigga'' looks like an italian or something.

Reminder that Elon Musk is this reality's Doctor Victor Von Doom, and that's a good thing!

This launch was inspired by this launch in 1981

youtu.be/t_KXgFpguE0

bro I don't want to sound like a poof but when they landed Falcon 9 and said "Of Course I Still Love You we have a Falcon 9 on board" I teared up, we have the most coverage of historic events these days and it just feels pedestrian to everyone, it's too overwhelmingly for me.

HE ADMITTED AMERIMUTTS ARE WHITE. WE ARE WHITE EVERYBODY CELEBRATIOOOOOONS

wooooooooooo

Under the Nuremberg laws he would be a Jew though

He's actually 0% black lol

1/16th or something.

>BERG
More like Nurememe

Too crowed with drunk, depressed, out of work miners for me. I like to drink in solitude while putting my puukko to my wrist between shots and saying, "Come on, faggot! Just do it!"

>The Haldemans were are a well known Jewish family here
Any more proofs than that?

Bumped to 1505EST.

Literally what is the point?

y

build sturdier rockets
you're not going to have reliable passenger travel if you have to keep delaying

fuck off peasant

>puukko
can opener*

>sturdier rockets
>less delay
nigga wut

Upper level wind sheer. I doubt it goes today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNgByUWwFKU
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP

ok, ok. I smirked a bit.

the launch is getting delayed because the rocket cant handle high winds

Hardly.

Also Space Weather is predicting a 22-25% chance of a Solar Flare in the next hour or two.

Unless the rocket blows up, then he's clearly a jew.

227k watching. That is more than any trump livestream ever had.

Waiting for upper level winds to subside. Launch time 3:05 pm EST

>Launch time 3:05 pm EST

Window closes at 4PM. It's not gonna go today.

BREAKING NEWS

Elon just got the call, they never thought he'd get this far and he has just been informed space isn't real and if he launches the rocket the dome will crack and they will get us.

Sorry guys no launch now or ever.

>yet another pointlesws rocket launch to showcase micky mouse shit like landing on a platform over the ocean

It's getting real old

Hodor. Also, hodor.

>Musk: we kind of tabled Crew Dragon on FH and lunar mission for? to focus on BFR
Aaaaand it's fucking nothing

hubris

Cool. And here's mine

Yes, true. Elon she be inventing condoms for dogs so Canadians can get fucked in the ass by dogs without having the cum leak out of their asses and all over Trudeau's slacks.

Elon is a cool guy, he accidentally CIA satellites and doesn't afraid of anything

Post yfw when SpaceX's Falcoln explodes.

Toppest Kek

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>drop $100m+ for a trip to the moon
>get your flight canceled

Harbor Freight sells quality tools at affordable prices damnit!

>"They ain't be giving us no gibs, and shit, yo."