Men Who Marry Chubby Women Are 10 Times Happier

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On some level I'll bet that's true. You have to be the kind of guy who would be happy with a fat woman though... it's rare

Chubby. Those fat girls are delusional.

chubbies and feet are patrician fetishes.
Obesity is a mental illness

Probably just better at lying since they tell thier wife they're beautiful

Source: my fat ass

t. fat roastie

Chubby chaser here, let’s see all of you delusional, single faggots try and tear me down from my pedestal while you hold back tears.

>eating good all the time
>no pressure to look like Chad
>no wasting time and energy at the gym, all my workout is from amazing sex
>loves to be dominated
>juicy ass, birthing hips, big tits
>fat/chubby girls statistcally proven to suck dick the best (inb4 cucks use porn gifs and webms as evidence against this)

If they married them while they're obese, then they're alright with that. It's a loaded hypothesis. Still degenerate.

Yeah becaue no rich and/or good looking guys are going to try and steal them from you so your wife isn’t going cheat

There’s a fucking song form The 50’s about never marrying a pretty woman because she’ll cheat on you and fat girls can probably cook better.

there's a folk song from pretty much every European country about this

Those waman are fucking fat. Misleading

Of course they are, they married into their fetish.

Only because they're already okay with fucking fat chicks in the first place.

Parsely.

You want something like pic related.

They constantly smell like sweat of the food they eat. Their fat rolls cover their vagina and make it smell worse too.

Smells alone is why I'd never date one, also food bills.

Fat women give the best blowjobs because they're hungry.

Also, “never trust a skinny cook”.

Jimmy Soul

You would have to be a complete retard to get married in current year.

#waste his time
#metoo

Western woman DO NOT care about men, they consider men a walking wallet.

He can cheat and she won't go away.

Breeding with fat women will curse your offspring with literal degeneracy.

Dumb whores

I had chubby gf once, she loved me and totally adored me. Me, being a twat who only cared about looks cheated on her with a prettier girl and left her. Today, I'm single and haven't been in a relationship for 5 years. I deserve to die alone.

10x happier
lmao these liberal arts grads are really pulling the headlines out of the arse now.

My Chinese gf is chubby and I'm pretty happy.

Probably because men don't have to constantly worry about a fattie leaving them for another guy. If you have a smoking hot wife or gf, there's always the very real possibility of them "trading up"

They're also 10x fatter.

This is the ideal female body, you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.

What would be enjoyable about marrying a fat woman?
>lower self confidence
>less energy
>higher risk of heart disease
>moody
>no self control

>eating good
What planet are you living on?

>not having to worry that any other man will want to harpoon your landwhale
>not having to worry about the fact you suck as a man, because "LOOK, I HAVE A WIFE"
>happiness

Cause the food is better.

Are you even trying?

Timestamp or fake and gay.

Men who like asian women and marry them are happier !
Jesus

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Clever, calling the submissive yellow woman chubby to keep her on her toes. I like it abby.

more like lumpy

that is because it is harder for fat chicks to cheat. Hot chicks have men hitting on them every waking hour of their lives. That's a lot of temptation and opportunity that Nelly Lardlegs doesn't have.

I call bullshit. I'm with a chubby woman and I hate it. She doesn't have a job, refuses to go out places with me (prefers to sit on her fatass playing mmos and watching anime/streamers) and on top of that, she doesn't know how to fuck.
Only reason I'm still with her is because I like to make fat jokes and watch her cry.

What do you mean? I actually regret not staying with her. I've had my fair share of slim pretty girls, they are not worth it in the long run imo.

Be my guest.

Oinkers is what we call em in my state!

MARRY OUR USED WHORES GOYIM

What if I enjoy going to the gym?

Can confirm fat/chubby girls suck dick the best. She leaves no mess of mine behind.

It's easier to feel satisfied when your standards are lower. Ignorant people are happier, too.

Not wanting this?

It's probably more that she was young.
Being fat is not a virtue

Marry the leftover women no one else wants, goy!

HAHAHAHAHA fucking wrong. Nobody that has friends in reality believes that.

>Being with an obese woman
No thanks, if she doesn't have the willpower to take care of her own body then how can she take care of my children? Gluttony is not a trait that should be celebrated.

>cherry picking

NOT AN ARGUMENT

>men with a fetish for fatties are happy marrying them

in other news the sky is blue

high test my senpai

plus fat chicks are more self conscious of their fat folds, and thus, less willing to reveal their poontang, since it is surrounded by folds of belly blubber, for public scrutiny.

I should have been more specific. Its been 5 years are you trying to bag a wifey now? Dont be forever alone bro.

Diane Poppos when she was young was a goddess.

its like liking oatmeal cookies
you're the only one who likes them so you get to keep them

And betas still fall for it

>ten times happier
Any number times zero is still zero

Probably because they can hit for 20 years, reap tax benefits before she dies and then they are off the hook.

no

>muh body positive propaganda
Work out you fat bitch

Sounds like my ex but she was black and nigger jokes. Good on you pal

We used to call them Michelines as in the Michelin man but now the term vuduka has become popular.

I could believe it if we're talking chubby by international standards. American 'chubby' is just codespeak for obese slob, though.

I want a wife who will fatten me up until bedridden.

Messed around with chubby and skinny here.
The chubby ones always had cleaner pussy. Im guessing due to not being a cum dumpster, and or trying harder to keep clean and impress due to being heavier.
Chubby ones are also more faithful because not every dude is trying to fuck them. Thus less tempted to cheat.
You my young friend are a teenager and know nothing of pussy.

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>But if you make an ugly woman your wife/ you'll be happy for the rest of your life / An ugly woman cooks meals on time / And she'll always give you peace of mind
>plus she's got low self esteem and will do big fat ass to gaping mouth without complaining

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I can tell you user. I dumped a fat chick before my wife. My wife is skinny little hottie, but she is also a cunt.
The fat chick I had had a pretty face, she treated me the best, she would sleep with my cock in her mouth, swallow everytime, was very bubbly, giggled all the time, loved attention from me. Regret dumping her because 1 did not like being seen with a fat chick and 2 thought I could do better.

I was wrong and regret it everyday.

A study that was able to quantify happines?

>when she poops in the toilet can't use for hours
>always dealing with a rash around her pussy and ass so we never have sex anyway
>shes fat
>shes disgusting to look at
>shes always catching the flu or a cold because shes fucking UNHEALTHY
>didnt know she was pregnant for months now my baby is retarded cause we smoked dope together playing video games for the first trimester
>ugly
>fat

bro if you don't want any pressure just order a couple grams of fentanyl and get high for the rest of your life

holocaust ass

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I used to be fat, and come from an obese family. The only thing that saved me was sports. it's fucking disgusting the things fat people put up with. They smell, their slow, they take breaks going up the stairs, and the part that is relevant to this study, they are never "really fat".

9 times out of 10 the husband of a fat woman is a fat man. Of course they are "happy" with their fat wives because to them they aren't fat. Any small admission of the truth and their entire world crashes down around them. They live under so many layers of denial that the thought "maybe I could get in shape and trade this fat cow for a younger more attractive woman" never crosses their mind. Pure hideous complacency.

He means "eating disgusting amounts of fat/sugar/salt that tastes good", not eating healthy.

excellent taste

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To be honest I'd marry a whale if she wasn't the usual total cunt modern women are these days. Sadly even fat bitches seem to think the world owes them something for turning up.

Fucking 10 seconds faster. Fug.

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Yeah that's true. She'd never let me see her naked and lights always off when we fucked. Her pussy was tight as fuck though. I miss that pussy.

Well, karma came back and smacked me right in the face and I've been cheated on myself since. So, I decided to stay single for a while. I will get myself back in the game though and ironically I want to find a girl like my ex. (The one I cheated on)

How chubby are we talking about?

You might as well date an asian.

Up to 35, for me.

bit of a butter face
but this body gets me hard
problem is a lot of the time when it comes to girls who look like this is that they especially whale up after kids

The one you posted is literally a typical FAT Amerifatt / Obese / heavily overweight.

>start talking to fat bitch
>sends me pics but fuggit I am desperate
>send her pics
>she says I'm too skinny and she will break me
>say Im not that fragile
>completely ignores me

They are stuck up cows that want to be coddled by a rich man that is a perfect 10/10, but have 8 backfat tits and a front butt. Then they wonder why they are sinlge and nobody wants them after the third stomach stapling and arterial blockage removal procedure.

>Nelly Lardlegs
My sides have gone into orbit

>problem is a lot of the time when it comes to girls who look like this is that they especially whale up after kids


It's your duty to force her to work out, punish her and shame her...

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Well, duh. A chubby girl is less likely to get around and cheat on you than a slim girl with a bunch of orbiters.

>more cushion for the pushin'
>more jiggle for the wiggle
>more cow for the plow
>more whale for the impale