Brit/pol/: Cleanse the Land of Gregg's Edition

Please report all sightings of the European robin to the Hate Crime Commission. It's time we stamped out these xenophobic, racist thrushes.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2015/jun/11/british-national-bird-robin-murderous-bully

Pigeon Fancier caught cheating. Has been banned for life.
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3713843/Fowl-play-Britain-s-pigeon-fancier-admits-CHEATING-win-sport-s-biggest-race-banned-life.html

>Pigeon Fancier struck once more by pigeon haters. Ordered to get rid of these gentle creatures.
telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/9617840/Pigeon-fancier-ordered-to-get-rid-of-birds.html

>Primary schools are to be receiving Pigeon Lofts to combat Columbiphobia - the untold evil.
rpra.org/diggle-primary-own-loft/

Pigeon Fanciers show of the year sees thousands descend on Britain's favourite sport.
rpra.org/bhw-show-of-the-year-2018/

>Keep your Pidgers safe from the raptor menace.
rpra.org/racing-handbook/hawkwatch/

>Another Pigeon hate attack. Dozens of prized, beautiful, gentle cooing pidgers murdered in cold blood.
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pigeon-fancier-devastated-after-arsonists-7950526

>Blackpool Pigeon Fair sees people flock to see the latest in pidger husbandry and breeding.
bbc.com/news/uk-england-lancashire-21099559

Birdsong of the Day.

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gas the rich
americans arent white let alone human

>Cleanse the Land of Gregg's Edition
Stock Market Edition

I legit get excited thinking about all the scousers who were squashed during the HILLSBOROUGH DISASTER. Take that, working class bastards

t. pret internet defense force

someone come up with a new meme quick

We pretend to be poor people by adopting their vernacular and posting brainlet wojacks alongside our posts.

MEME STIPULATIONS:

>Observational comedy
>Universal to all British posters
>Gives us a sense of superiority to normies

How to save England.

>Ban payday loans
>Ban bookies
>Ban Greggs
>Demolish all football stadiums
>Turn all Betting Shops into rubble.
>Increase tax on all sugary drinks
>Increase the price of cheap alcohol to maximum levels.
>Revoke licensing extensions, no selling alcohol after 23:00
>British soaps placed behind paywall
>No access to home entertainment other than books and chess till you are earning over 30k.
>Anyone under the IQ of 95 is sterilised
>Anyone under the IQ of 80 is made into tropical fish flake
>Staffordshire Bull Terriers banned.
>Debtors prisons reinstated
>Workhouses installed in the poorest parts of Britain.
>No more NHS is you don't pay into it.

Saved England.

Blimey, where am I gonna get me 3AM shitroll?

Postmodernism is unstoppable

GAS
THE
RICH
CLASS
WAR
NOW

>n0b
try again next thread foucalt

>Force people with an IQ above 120 to have a mandated number of children, starting at 3 and increasing towards 6 as the average parental IQ increases

brainlet

>i sold my 2nd hand nikes on facebook

>i bought my ikea furniture on gumtree

>i bought my voting license from my local newsagent

VOTING LICENSES: DONT GET CAUGHT WITHOUT THEM

youtube.com/watch?v=nrZ3s1XCQD4

Hyena shits BTFO

ça ne va pas bien

>lion saves lionesses (male lion saves female lions)
>Having to qualify that a lion is the male of the species, and lioness is the female of the species

NO WAR
.. BUT
CLASS
..WAR

So, just ban stuff, tell others what to do and automatically assume that just low income people drink sugary drinks? And that's the day saved?

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?

How to save England?

Ban Jews.
Fix the education system.

Simple really

Class peace please.

>So, just ban stuff, tell others what to do
Ordering people to change is a pretty good way of enacting change, yes

>Ban Jews.
Copycat

youtube.com/watch?v=PzP1XC51kro

Do you want your kids to grow up around these people?
What if your child grows up into one of these?
Just six cans of White Lightning and a missed payment on your Deanobox could see you join their ranks
You could be next.
Do your bit to save Britain.
Stomp out the poor.

What about freedom?

What is with this anti-poor shilling and communist nonsense at exactly the same time.

Really makes me go hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Go to America if you want a brainletocracy

What about it?

>He thinks we have freedom.
We'll just be honest about it. No freedom till you've earned it.

class war inshallah

DAILY REMINDER:

>We are all bubble-children, like the boy who died recently in the United States. He lived in his bubble, inside the medical surroundings of the NASA space suit, protected from all infection by the artificially immunized space; his mother caressed him through the glass with rubber gloves, as he laughed a gew up in his extra-terrestrial atmostphere under the observation of science (he is the experimental brother of the worlf-child, the savage child adopted by wolves -- today computers take care of the disable child).
>This bubble-child is the prefiguration of the future, of total asepsis, the elimination of all germs, which are the biological form of transparency. He is the symbol of existence in a vacuum, until now exclusive to bacteria and particles in laboratories, but which will increasingly become ours: that is, to be pressed in a vacuum like records, preserved under vacuum like frozen foods, dying in a vacuum like the victims of unrelenting therapy. We will be thinking and reflecting in a vacuum, as illustrated everywhere by artificial intelligence.

Varg is easily one of the most relevant Occidental philosophers currently active. He is undoubtedly a lover of wisdom, a researcher, a genuine literary producer and truly inspired musician. His writing style is often clunky and convoluted, but it is thorough and honest (and he is of course ESL).

Fuck the academia. Academics are almost without exception only ever sucking their way up the dick pile that is bureaucratic capitalism. Someone like Varg is vita contemplativa and vita activa combined and balanced in one individual, which is much closer the majority of prePlatonic philosophers than anything that came within the Christian era.

Read his short, worthwhile books and watch his concise videos while remaining skeptical and antagonistic like a good pagan should.

NO FOOD
...BUT
GREY GRUEL

i partially agree with his politics about primivitism and forgein policy but his music is fucking horrrible desu

Burzum really legitimizes Varg. His musical output and progression over nearly thirty years is undeniable evidence of his inspiratory influences. He isn't "just" a thinker, he is also a professional audio artist (and amateur mechanic!), and that artistic impact, which has been hugely influential for a lot of people (and is by now clearly by far the best of what was happening at an origin point for a subculture around which a steadily increasing amount of people genuinely live their lives), really buoys what he has to say above the rest of the horde of WN racket.

I mean, most of what he says is pretty standard stuff, but the fact that he is not just a guy saying stuff adds a lot to what he has to say.

youtube.com/watch?v=moN67R7Vew0

>pagan
>writing
not honouring his ancestors

>lasers in the jungle

>Poor people ancestry

i just realised this is danthemans stormzy pasta modified

>Non poor people ancestry

>Cleanse the land of Greggs
Did ISIS finally figure out how to hit us where it hurts?

more like

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I reckon if about 50 lads got together and burned down every shop that sells food in the land the country would have a revolution to depose the govt within a week


>reminder this post is satire and should not be taken seriously in a court of law

>Disgusting soot stained poor person blaming his troubles on the rich again

No Wayne, it's not always the Jews. How about I give you fifteen quid and you can go and get yourself a bottle of white lightning and some weed? That'll take the edge off your poordom.

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No tarquin , its not deanos fault , I'll give you a pret voucher and you can fuck off

DAILY REMINDER TO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>PLEASE CALM DOWN

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>50 lads
>every shop that sells food in the land
Your maths is shit you cunt

Deano is lower middle class. He is the lowest acceptable threshold of peasantry.
Anyone beneath Deano such as the Waynes and Owens will be put in a place where they can actually be of use - as either food for ornamental carp or organ donations for people who aren't bone idle and fatally ignorant.

We can wean Deano off his football and soaps, but we can't wean the underclass from being oxygen thieves.

owens a upper class london wanker name, tyler, bob , charlie etc are lower class names

OHHH

Fite me Lawrence, this oxygen is all mine

Where has Mair gone

JEEEEREMY

CORBYN

He’s ascended

Fucking knew some mong would say something like this
>implying you would need 1 person per shop instead of just having them go around in cars with molotovs

just strike all the big chain shops and the country would descend into chaos

t.owen

He's in hiding

HATE TV LICENSE

>gas the rich
>poor people die because no one is paying for their bennies

>poorthener logic

Brought a tear to my eye. Fight the good fight!

youtube.com/watch?v=1Q9CsRRhWQI

You have to seize the memes of production to truly make a change

yeah im called owen bby, wanna meat up in the toilets of london victoria, i'll let you be the top btw

So when are you fuckers going to leave? Just pay and leave I am sick of you toothless faggots visiting my country and filling it with piss and loud bongs.

no thank you

Europe must be destroyed

You could manage like 3 supermarkets each if you are lucky, before they caught on to what was happening. There is 3 lidls in a five mile radius of me, and that is discounting the major chains. Silly cunt. You'd be first to starve

>modern audiences
Absolutely necessary.

>You could manage like 3 supermarkets

more like 10 m8 but whatever even gettin 5 and concentrating on a major city would destory 250-500 major shops which would cause absolute chaos

>Staffordshire Bull Terriers banned
No
Nothing wrong with staffs, it's people that ruin their reputation.

for user who wanted a reminder, thread for the Falcon Heavy launch

It's the poor.
If we got rid of the poor people and their package flights to Marbella, Ibiza and nice places in Europe our reputation will increase 1000%

I used to live in Spain. So many of the Spanish actually hated us English because of the underclass rolling up into their pristine towns and villages, getting drunk, violent and fighting the locals whilst vomiting in their fountains and insulting bar keepers.

Not sure HOW they afford to go to Spain. They most likely deal cannabis - another Poor Person hobby.

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>Pampered mummys boys actually believe this

How the fuck do you expect to burn down a supermarket with a couple of petrol bombs?

(You)

>Suffragettes 100 years on: Meet the women fighting for females in 2018
bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-42949970

>Martha led an anti-street harassment campaign while at university in Nottingham.
>It led to misogyny being made a hate crime in the city.
>Officers in the city now define misogynistic hate crime as "behaviour targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman".
>That includes things like wolf-whistling and cat-calling.

Poor people once again.
They lack the understanding of basic animal husbandry.
They view these dogs as weapons or tools of intimidation.
They mistreat them so these dogs act like cunts.

IF we ban poor people we don't have to ban the Staffie terrier.

Leaving won't stop us. Enjoy your chavs.

>I used to live in spain
The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood

You're a hypocrite like all of your sort

>Not sure HOW they afford to go to Spain
Spain is cheap.

>animal husbandry.
Dogfucking nonce

But you guys leave it will be harder or more expensive to come and ruin everything

Rees Mogg will save us from SJ-

*if you leave it

>implying the underclass can afford to move to Spain

That's not news. I've heard him talk about how we need a more "representative" parliament before now.

I will cancel my next holiday to europe if you fuck off out this thread.

>How the fuck do you expect to burn down a supermarket with a couple of petrol bombs?


if you so retarded to be unable to see how its possible then you need to get your fuckin head checked, the practicality of it is not an issue

>Fat boot faced lesbos ruin everything again

Why not just become Venezuela and let your supermarkets empty themselves?

Whens that from whateverthefuckyouareanon?

t. monolingual ignorant poor person with a simplistic view of other peoples cultures and a rudimentary understanding of other nations.

hamiltonsoflondon.net

It's the Estate Agents I use to own. :)

OOOOOHHHHHHHH

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