British police have standoff with stuffed tiger

>The frightened farmer said the first officer to respond to the scene was so scared that he “refused to get out of the squad car.”

nypost.com/2018/02/06/cops-realize-tiger-is-stuffed-animal-after-45-minute-standoff/
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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance
youtube.com/watch?v=8FVkRn2krYg
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050778/Ohio-animals-killed-Lions-tigers-shot-dead-escaping-US-zoo.html
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>be american tiger
>get shot

Tiggers are cute.

Q predicted this.

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>americans

>britnigger does britnigger thing
>"lol mutt"
so this is the highly reputed british banter I've heard so much about

checked. With all these English pussies i see why Britain keeps importing pakis men

This is what the brits are afraid to go to war with to take their govt. These fags LMAO

American police would probably shot him like 500 times before figuring out that it's not a real animal

Did Gazza roll up with some chicken and a fishing rod during the stand off?

I want to ____ the Tiger.

Sweden is retarded and will watch its nation collapse

Canada is cucked, and is lead by a crngy soyboy

UK is just obnoxious besides UKIP and Farage and the nationalists.

obsession

>be scot
>get afraid of stuffed animal
No wonder you never got independence

The UK in terms of sjw bs and retardedness reminds me of the guy who wants to out do you but is not really serious about it.

JESUS CHRIST A TIGER GET IN THE CAR

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Well the capital of out country isnt ruled by a Sunni Islamic Mayor.
>Brazil
Need i say more
Probably bc we have a nigger problem and are not gun shy.

boy you gone done it now

>American tries to make fun of other countries
>gets derided
>WELL YOU GUYS ARE OBSESSED WITH US

>inbred mohammedan humbert humberts
>men

>deraided

The irony is that they're pussies also.

in many ways it's worse, because people are so totally apathetic about everything
nobody ever strays far from the centre, and as 'centrist' political parties are basically parties who appeal more to feelz and liberal sentiments, we're fucked
at least the usa has genuinely right-wing citizens and politicians, even if it is the crucible of sjw cuckoldry

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>>deraided

Given the current reputation of their police, this shouldn't have any negative affect on their image.

These are funny af.

wtf is that

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Tiger

Lols

"squad car"
British police do not have 'Squad Cars"

Praise Allah nobody got hurt.

Remember this?

>"Oi, they say there's a armed man down the street, lets go there unarmed"
>"Sure thing"
>"Iknow, when he charges, how about we just run and abandon our colleague"
youtube.com/watch?v=1PycMLxEHd0

>i bet the racist police would have shot a black panther in a instant

Jesus Christ Nigel! How fucking embarrassing. What if it were real? Pic shows how small town law enforcement neutralizes animal threats in America.

Suprised they didn't run away from stuffed animal

SOMEONE BETTER EXPLAIN THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Russia used meme balls in some ad. Their meme balls were made into meme balls.

So it's Russian autists taking the piss out of somehting. Ok, got it.
But what's this motif of Poles raping tigers?
What's the origin? I know they hate each other, but it's an odd accusation.

Scottish police you mean....probably something to do with being permanently pissed (drunk, to you burger)

oh fuck you burger. Very true however.

>GOD SOYVE DA KAWEEN

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>But what's this motif of Poles raping tigers?
Polish shilling in an attempt to be funny and copy Russian memes

I don't even blame the first guy for not leaving his car. Could you imagine if there were actually a fucking tiger in there?

> only in Scotland
Truely the best and oldest of allies.

>dividing scottish anglos from english anglos
how typical of perfidious gaul

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Kali Yuga.

Are they going to do four separate funerals for the officers who died during this standoff or one public event?

>be british
>be inbred
>be broud illiterate inbred

kek'd
How will the mutt ever recover?

holy shit i photoshopped that eagle on her head like 3 years ago never expected to see that again

emu>oz

abcnews.go.com/US/zanesville-animal-massacre-included-18-rare-bengal-tigers/story?id=14767017

do not shoot cat

>there are no white people!
>Americans aren't white
>Fuck America!
I see you

Scots and Frogs always were allies, against you mostly. Truely the best of allies.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auld_Alliance

Raw video of the incident

youtube.com/watch?v=8FVkRn2krYg

Im surprised they didnt have to shoot it 47 times and then cuff it before they realized it was stuffed.

I kekd

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Satan, why have the British gone soft? I distinctly remember when the police were feared as they operated like a legally chartered gang.

Yes but you're forgetting the Benny Hill level silliness that infects this island

How do you not remember this, Satan?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2050778/Ohio-animals-killed-Lions-tigers-shot-dead-escaping-US-zoo.html

You bongs are difficult to understand.

Bong police. Everytime. The shame of mankind.

Fucking kek.

>Benny Hill level of silliness
Kek

>Inbred
A Downie is more useful than a mutt, at least they can colour within the lines

The two
Faces of Sup Forums

with just reading the title of that picture,without looking at the subject or anything written elsewhere
Britland or France

this is the best meme ever created

>Retarded Britbong thinks Monaco is Poland

>Capture.jpg
Calving in Scotland in February. Those are some badass cows.

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