NASA and ULA absolutely BTFO

Capitalism wins again.

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FUCK ELON MUSK BUT THAT WAS STILL COOL

the livestream felt wierd

>capitalism

It's not capitalism when government gibs are involved.

FUCKING AMAZING

gobernment

explain

Good job, americans. Outstanding. Congratulations! I hope you guys are proud.

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we wuz space n shiiieet

>capitalism
How? They are burning taxes, not selling anything, and have no competition.
It's literally a fascist enterprise.

I'LL be frank. The black host wasn't really that black. And the rocket was clearly in the shape of an uncunt smooth penis with balls.

poor bait

>can send a car to mars
>instead of sending a car that trully shows the aesthetic greatnes we're capable of, we send a fucking tesla

GODDAM american bastards you guys make me proud of being human, sometimes

that was an amazing show.

Guys, theres a car in outer space right now.. mind blown or what??

They have been selling their lift services for profit for years now, and are not using taxes beyond selling their services to NASA and scoring a contract. Pure capitalism.

agreed

of course they have no competition because ULA is useless and Blue Origin is nonexistant

>Send a Tesla to space
>Show the tesla multiple times
>Worlds most expensive ad

Blue origin will be first to send paying tourists to space late this year.

Tesla is a welfare company, sadly. They're NASA 2.0 with less career moochers and less regulations. Actually, that sounds great.

Twice the power of their competitors and half the cost, the rockets industry seems to be stuck in the 60s

CGI

There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

>No competition

dont fret, aboard the Tesla in the usb port theres the only footage availabe of Amber Heard giving head in 4K.
The resulting Alien boners will make possible communicating between long range radio towers

What it did not fail? Im shocked.

Why people hate elon musk? He should be the next Vicepresident with zuckenberg as POTUS

FIRST VACUUM CLEANER IN SPACE

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>Why people hate elon musk?
you see everything in this pic?
he wants to take it away from me

Finally progress to move us to the next era. ULA is a joke of earmarks and pork spending by the government to their contractors. At least with SpaceX around giving pressure, they finally have to compete.

Fucking kek
This has amazing meme potential boys

this shot of the car just begs for fashwave edits

SCREEN CAP ME IN LE MEME HISTORY

das a big rocket guis

musk is an african america he has a standard to mantain regarding welfare.

The madman will get us to mars tough

4u

You know that tha US is not capitalist, its corpotist

only slavs, turks and subhumans drive BMW

>DON'T PANIC!
fucking kek

How do I upvote this?

>be nasa send people to moon with your latest tech
>be nasa now
>have budget cuts everywhere
>cannot use the latest tech
>literally have to reuse and take shit from older missions to even have a mission.

Elon musk is a fucking loser profiting off the effort of actual valuable people. Tesla/SpaceX did not invent any new technology, Elon is just using your tax money to fund other people and build shit with technology that already exists.

If you like this guy or see him as a role model. Kill yourself. He's no different than a plain money changer.

I love the Hitchhikers guide reference.

>I don't understand words I use
Hahahahahahahahahaha

also i'm sure their control room has "applaud or die" signs

Wow

>he doesnt like the GODMACHINE
I was refering to the steeringwheel, shift stick and everything that goes with actually driving the car and not letting a computer do it for me

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>still no footage of the central core landing

>Hurr le corporatist US meme

It doesn’t fucking matter so long as it gets us to space you absolute piece of shit. Fuck you.

We can't afford sending something of value.

Are there any good documentaries regarding rocket development for space flight?

more tech heavy, rather than pop-sci preferred.

pls respond

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Made me tear up a bit not gonna lie. This is a beautiful event to have witnessed. See you lads in zero g one day.

Poor Starman. I knew he was going to become a meme the moment I saw him chillin in his car.

That’s a subset of capitalism because corporations would not exist without capitalism.

>i fucking missed it

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why does it look so fake?

We cant give aliens superweapons dude, I said car

That's like saying amazon did not invent anything because HTTP and HTML were already made by other people.

>literally have to reuse and take shit from older missions to even have a mission.
You mean go to russia as they had the only way to the ISS. Not anymore however.

Is it just me or did the last sequence of the landing look weird?

Are the letters on the front photoshopped in? Looks weird.

The picture in the op is from a rendering. I didn't want to waste time trying to screenshot the video.

I'm glad I wasn't just seeing things. Confirmed bullshit.

Seriously. Who the fuck cares? I care only about the end result which is getting into space and creating colonies. Fucking pussy whiners always complaining about some shit. No one cares.

because da joos, of course

Fuck that guy he can’t into innovation.

The car insurance was astronomical !

It almost looked CGI.

>half

Don't worry, all those hohol hellholes are 40 years behind the rest of the world anyway, by the time you catch up to the new age, you'll die off old age anyway (~35y)

Amazon didnt invent anything they just sold shit online ya dingus.

no I remember reading they took some tanks from older missions from the 70s-80s to reuse em in a more current mission.

> basically build good shit at peak
>have to take the extras currently cause it is too expensive

yo i was about to ask that

Stalin had launched a tank into space.

make one with niece as the background or some christmas markets and give the driver a muslim look kek

Trump and his boi Rexxon just gave ANWR to China.
There will be no American methane rocket systems now to exodus earth.
It has to be super cooled hydrate Methane.
Trump just killed the US in space actually.

>everyone is going to ignore this
IT WAS FAKE YOU RETARDS

People who have no foresight or discipline to see long term goals to their completion. Whatever, with any luck we will have a space war against such people. See ya up there user.

did anyone else notice that the camera has adjusted settings to make everyone in the crowd appear all white?

wtf. maybe NASA should dig out some old nazis again to get them back into track

Light it up faggots

if catching up to the world means what you're doing
then I really prefer being 40 years behind

sure beats having to play russian roulette everytime you go out wondering if that paki or 20 that just moved in last week will decide to blow shit up

No. What do you mean?

Can I get a quick rundown on what has happen?

Go away.

It failed no doubt

>chanting against NASA
>Chanting USA for a group of eurocucks and traitors promoting a conartist cuck south African
Stop, have some respect for yourself

What did we do this time?

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WE /SPACE/ NOW
USA USA USA

Don't Panic was a nice touch.

No it did make it to earth but it missed.

Capitalism? SpaceX is a company that rely on government money. NASA saved them in 2008. There is no private company here folks