How would Sup Forums be reacting if Evangelion were being aired now?

I would bet 70% of the posts would be about Shinji masturbating to Asuka's naked body.

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calling pretentious trite probably

>is neon genesis evangelion the dark souls of anime?

>Shitposting
>Reaction Images
>AOTS talk
>People bitching about AOTS talk

>I bet 70% of the posts would be about a scene that wouldn't air for a year and a half after the show came out
Seems legit

Discussion would be flooded by endless trainwreck shitposting.

It is being aired now, they're called rebuilds and they are trash.

Actual answer: nobody would give a shit about it and it'd fade away as another seasonal anime that nobody cares about after a month.

Times are different now, it was great for its time but today it wouldn't hold up at all.

but all of this happens anyway, just in threads like
>DURRRRRRRRR I JUST SAW EoE, WHAT DID I MEAN BY THIS
>I DONT GET THIS ANIIIIIIIIIIIIME EXPLAIN IT Sup Forums
>guys rei is best girl
its fucking awful

Then why are the Rebuilds still so popular?

Because it's from a popular series.

it wouldnt hold up nearly as well, but an industry without eva in the 90s would be noticeably different. therefore, what we would even have would also be different, thus influencing the future. Either way people would still shitpost

>it is being aired now
>4 years ago

user....

>Times are different now, it was great for its time but today it wouldn't hold up at all.
This is such a claim. Can you think of ANYTHING that has aired in that last 5 years that has even come close to rivaling NGE in terms of cultural importance?

Sup Forums would call it a trainwreck full of """""plot holes""""" that are actually shit they didn't get due to short attention span. It already happened with Guilty Crown.

>synced up dance episode saved anime shitposting
>magma diver shitposting
>people getting called retards every thread for not "getting it"

What would be the 2017 equivalent of the Dance Dance revolution episode of NGE? I stopped following console games 10 years ago.

Is GC any good? I saw some gif of that one girl wheelchair girl getting upsies and thought it was cute so I looked into it, but heard it was kinda bland.

Just Dance

youtube.com/watch?v=bEv0WGvRs9Y

Is there anyone who can even remotely control our boy Kaji

>I would bet 70% of the posts would be about Shinji masturbating to Asuka's naked body.

Yes, because Sup Forums is the masturbation fantasy board.

Watermelons

and Misato's melons

It's not as shit as people make it out to be, but it's not that great either.

>Even more best girl posting

It is such easy bait too

So like SAO but not as polarizing?

>guys rei is best girl

She is though?

All eva girls are best girl for different reasons

How so?

Because I'm trying to avoid turning it into one of 'those' threads. I have a favorite but I like them all.

Waifuwars all day
And
>this show is lame, it's not even good animated
>2 deep 4 u
>REI CLONES WHAT THE FUCK
>shinji a pussy
>shinji a cute

Was that thread like 3 days ago? I swear there has been like 5 threads with waifu wars in them since.

Ritsuko would be waifued until 23 aired.

kek no, there is one every week since ages
pic related can be years go, i don't know

Dont be a moron and look at the post numbers. it was 50 million posts ago, which is about 1/3 of the total posts, so its been 4-5 years ago.

People would deem it "trainwreck or the season" and the thread would be full of shitposting and ebin memes

>synced up dance episode saved anime shitposting
>implying it didin't

It would be a large mess, after the series is over some people would get the main message, things would slowly get clearer, but the series would be considered 3deep5u, way more than it is already considered now.

There would be a lot of hate about the lack of lore exposition, too.

Watermelons saved anime shitposting

I bet 0% of the posts would be about that since that didn't happen until the movie

>I would bet 70% of the posts would be about Shinji masturbating to Asuka's naked body.

What else is even worth discussing?

>implying i noticed the post numbers
I don't know if I am nuts but I swear the recent thread started with the same picture of gendo and the you cunts have been doing this for 20 years.

To be fair thats how most go so eh.

It's a meme here mate, you are going to see it again
Don't sweat about that

Of all the ones you could've chose, it was the one with the mole.

It also mentions 20 years since Eva was made. That post is from 2015 at some point.

Nobody would talk about the message but talk about Asuka, Rei and Misato's looks.

its all about that
P L O T
L
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WHERE MY KAJI BOYS AT

I'd go gay for kaji. No homo tho

Asuka best girl
prove me wrong, pro tip you cant

I can't
>tfw no bitchy german redhead gf

Fuck off, all of the girls are shitty fucking people.

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Most part of Sup Forums would shit it and say that modern anime is shit and pre 90 anime was better.

>

>CONGRATULATIONS
>What did they mean by this?

>implying anyone here is that great of a catch either
>implying that trying to help the girls be less shitty people through whatever lovey dovey carrying about their feelings and giving them hugs faggotry isn't half the appeal of them

>implying you can fix them when there is better, purer and sexier 2d waifus in animu that don't need any fixing
Just by saying you can fix Asuka with your dick, you disrespected her character.

>Just by saying you can fix Asuka with your dick, you disrespected her character.

You're the one saying dick and fix, not me.

If Shinji hugged her in a caring way during the show she'd already be better off as a person.

hugs and improvement over dicks and fix

>>implying you can fix them when there is better, purer and sexier 2d waifus in animu that don't need any fixing
Its better when they need you though, if you choose a perfect 2d waifu then they have no reason to stay with you.

>tfw no bitchy german redhead gf
>russian cosplayer
what did he mean by this

tfw no russian cosplay gf i can't even verbally communicate with at least we could drink

Giving her a hug isn't going to solve her problems, she has PTSD and severe issues. Saying things like "lovey dovey caring" cheapens Asuka as character and shows that you don't understand the message of Evangelion.

>Its better when they need you though, if you choose a perfect 2d waifu then they have no reason to stay with you.
There is many 2d anime girls that want and need somebody to love and care for them, that are ready for a romantic relationship. Asuka is not one of those.

you're saying she needs tough love? Like shinji telling her off?

What she needs is someone to talk to her, be honest, help with her old traumas. A good partner can do it, but just hugs and sex wont cut it.

>First chapter
>Nothing happen
>Second chapter
>Nothing happen
>Drooped

More like she needs a friend, not a lover. She needs help, not romance. You don't understand Asuka if think of her as something you can fix with flowers and a date.

She needs a friend, not a boyfriend. She's too fucked up, she'd kill her bf. Remember when she kicked Shinji violently in EoE?

Asuka needs a good parent or mentor.

>Giving her a hug isn't going to solve her problems, she has PTSD and severe issues.

Didn't say it was going to fix all of her problems, but just knowing that someone actually genuinely cares would help. Not fix, but help.

>Saying things like "lovey dovey caring" cheapens Asuka as character and shows that you don't understand the message of Evangelion.

I was overgeneralizing the appeal since I am just shitposting on Sup Forums at midnight. I know that any of the characters problems can't be solved simply by hugs and shit like that.
Its easier to say something simple as she just needs hugs instead of going into depth about how she needs someone that genuinely cares about her that she can talk about her personal problems with and try to come to terms with her issues.

How can anyone be friends with someone so overtly aggressive and patronizing? You should know, you're satan after all

rei best girl

You speak the truth.

>Ramiel best girl
FTFY

Why would you want to suffer like that? Let the professionals take care of stuff like that. Get yourself a gf/waifu/whatever with one that can have some flaws but aren't dangerous psychopaths. If Shinji couldn't, then you shouldn't either. Here's a tip: venomous romance never works.

>Remember when she kicked Shinji violently in EoE?
huh? I remember a kick in 2.0 but not EoE unless I am forgetting something from the coffee scene.

By being forced to live with and work with them I suppose.

>Why would you want to suffer like that?
I don't know, maybe it's saying something about me if I wouldn't think it would be too bad of suffering, maybe it's irony of the situation. I've been fixing shit for most of my life but can't actually fix my own problems so I feel the need to try and fix someone else's problems

>Get yourself a gf/waifu/whatever with one that can have some flaws but aren't dangerous psychopaths.
>but aren't dangerous psychopaths
Maybe its my familiarity that makes me want to try and fix Asuka, I don't know. The desire to feel needed probably plays into that, I don't know.
>If Shinji couldn't, then you shouldn't either.
He wasn't really trying, missed signs in episode 15 and such.
not trying to sound edgy if I come off as such, just speaking freely

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Sup Forums would be triggered as fuck by Eva. Worst part is that Eva didn't go that far under 90's standards until EoE but the modern otaku is unable to deal with female characters that aren't written as safe moeblobs

it's pretentious overrated trash and Shinji is a beta

>it's pretentious
Stopped reading there

>I would bet 70% of the posts would be about Shinji masturbating to Asuka's naked body.
Nah, that happened in EoE not the tv series, and when it would come out it'd be nothing but
>the absolute madman he actually did it
to when he faps over Asuka
Most likely it'll go a little more something like this
>best girl spamming
>I want to fuck the __ angel
>why is shinji such a fucking pussy
>why is this show so pretentious
>kajis a fucking bro
>misato a slut
>smugwatermelon.jpg
>clones
>shitposting with dance gif
>implying this is mecha
>they all have mommy/daddy issues
>pen^2 is based
>shitposting cause of Misato making the puhua noise after drinking
>what's he listening to shitpost when shinji is listening to music
>I want to fuck that eva
>omedetou shitposting
>shitposting for the last two episodes
>Wanting to fuck kawaru
>stupid theories about the show not happening blowing Sup Forums the fuck out
>4koma guys reaction to every episode and plenty of screencaps of threads

ha ha your sync ratio is shit

DELETE THIS

you know us so well, user-sama

>her Eva won't even move

LMFAO @ UR LIFE

Rewatch End of Evangelion, she kicks Shinji in the shin (where there is no muscle, but bone ouch).

Like I said before, you're cheapening her character by saying you can romance her.

>He wasn't really trying, missed signs in episode 15 and such.
No guy that knew her best did anything either, and for good reason. She doesn't know humility and feminine tenderness.

IT MOVES

IT MOVES

forgot pic

I disagree, not on the grounds that I want this discussion to end, but mostly because there is simply nothing else on the market like Eva, even now.

No, it's Nier.

Seeing as EoE inspired the series.

How does it feel to be a major failure where no guy wants you and you managed to make Shinji gay for a fucking alien? Sad!

I LOVE REI!!!

God damn

SHINJI DID NOTHING WRONG

Looking back on the series he really didn't. In fact, he saved the world.

He just complains while doing it and tries to run away so everyone calls him a pussy. And a creep since i mean come on man, masturbating in a hospital room over your camatose coworker.

At least use the attached bathroom.

That would be Toji

>MC falls and grabbed girl's boob
DROPPED

I can think about dropping EVA every week post easily

if it weren't for the shitty reboot movies, I bet if eva aired right now, it would probably get the same viewership and mal score as samurai flamenco

Evangelion would basically be a harem, millenial animufags like shipping shit. Look at Rebuild.

He was only 14 dude.

yeah and i know. and she was camotose, but like what if there was a camera...

THINK SHINJI.

>reading up the end of the EVA manga
>spoilers
>everything gets fucking reset
>what
>no one remembers each other
>what
>extra chapter at the end
>Mari was fucking alive when Yui was alive, her glasses are Yui's glasses cause she likes her, she tells her she has to go far away

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON

Wow it copied naruto, except they made human instrumentality the ending.

Sadamoto did it by himself. He didn't ask Anno or anyone from the staff. On a recent interview, Sadamoto said there aren't plans for Mari.

>waifu fags
>shinji's dad did nothing wrong
>is there anyone worse than shinji
>shinji feels memes
>what is going on posts
>pretentious
>weekly monster trope
>best angel
>kanji bros
>is evangelion the dark souls of anime?
>theory thread
>feels fags