Star Man

Is there a way to track where he’s going? Is Space X gonna bring him home?

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You have to assume they are going to at least monitor the effects of space on the suit. Surely that involves tracking it. Don’t think he will ever come home. Not at least until we have some means of long distance space travel

Whoever goes to mars first gets a free car.

If he survives the descent to Mars and we have a way to get to Mars and back fast, then yeah we can bring Star Man home.

It’s not going to mars nigger

He was dropped off at 106 miles above the earth in what is known as the thermosphere. The temp there is 1000 to 3000 Celsius... there is no star man.

It is, but it's coming back.

It's going to perpetually go to Mars and back to Earth

How?

yeah it is

ocregister.com/2018/02/06/where-is-elon-musks-space-bound-tesla-roadster-headed-heres-the-mission-strategy/

Because it’s orbiting the sun and not actually going to mars

Orbital mechanics

it is, or atleast its passing Mars before it continues into deep space

sure, check this out: n2yo.com/satellite/?s=43205

along with satobs.org

It’s in a heliocentric orbit if the engine fires. Otherwise it’s not going anywhere. It will never touch mars. That wouldn’t be approved

Sorry to burst your bubble retard but "Star Man" isn't going to Mars

Huh I thought they were going to land the car on Mars.

he doesnt want to come home

There is no car in space. Did you know you cant see sun rays nor lens flare in space since there is no atmosphere... whomever did these photos should at least understand the actual science.

No it’s orbiting the sun

I only saw a picture of the path where it is headed on briefly but it showed a long lopsided orbit around the sun, going near mars and then coming around near earth again.

they sent a white male to space? tf is wrong with them?

To the moon

ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO
SERIOUS FUCKING QUESTION LADS.
I MIGHT MAKE A SPECIFIC THREAD FOR THIS.

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THERE IS A LEGIT GROUP SMEARING ELON AS A "FRAUD" AND A "CONMAN"?

its CONSTANT and I cant tell if its some discord meme or actualy shareblue cunts carrying out secondary orders to shit on elon

There is an atmosphere inside the camera lens.

Neet

Lens flare is because of uncorrected internal reflections in a lense

Dibs

There is, but he told us not to blow it. It will be all worth-while.

it's just typical trolling. you'd see the same thing if it was a Bezos thread, a Zucc thread, anyone really. Don't think of it as limited to ol' musky

Really? At 3000c ?

r u braindead lensflare is from all the glass elements in the lens

He's one with the stars now.

Elon’s space shit is cool but Tesla, solar city and his battery shit is all a joke. Almost no automation and not very profitable. SpaceX is cool at least

Needs an atmosphere

no, don't listen to him. The cameras onboard are custom RED Gemini ones made specifically for this mission. They're designed for vacuum.

>2 million years from now, ayy's show up to hand us a $600 trillion galactic credit parking ticket

There is a live stream you absolute nigger.
youtube.com/watch?v=UO3h4FBLWqY

Ok nigger

Why wouldnt there be? Bubble of atmosphere like in the factory where it was made.

You seem to only be familiar with camera use near sea level.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lens_flare

Stupid nigger

The temp where this car is, is about 1000 to 3000 degrees Celsius, seriously give it some thought s leather, plastic and an led screen would survive this...

I can put a crash test dummy in front of a black canvas too

Has nobody noticed that Pepe is soaring through the stars right now?

Yay more space debris.

Fuck you made me laugh

I am a brainlet so this might not make sense but at what point will the livestream no longer work if the car is flying through space?

Light doesnt scatter in a vacuum goofball.

Actually, you cant do shit, this includes putting a crash test dummy in front of black canvas.

>tfw you would actually go on a suicide mission to Mars.

Sup Forums says the batteries on the stream will only last another 10-12 hours. I saw a graphic of what looked like them aiming to get the car into Mars orbit on it's own orbit around the sun. Amazing stuff.

Well being how we get pictures back from Voyager 1 which is over 16 billion miles into interstellar space I’m pretty sure the stream will be up for awhile

I don’t know if that’s true but I do know it reflects off the surfaces of lenses causing lense flairs and I know you have a double digit iq

yeah like 10 elon threads back ago

This is what niggers actually believe about orbital mechanics.

Tons of nigs seem to get off their front porch to come suck elon’s dick and be wrong about things

saved

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Fuck this gay Earth. I'm out.

Aren’t we all?

Kangs

flatearthers btfo

>fuck this gay earth
Favorite

Disks are flat

Let them speak to Earths lawyer Heebey Kikelburger about this matter.

Kek loves the star man

Starman is headed Earthbound.

youtube.com/watch?v=qhxPq5xjquI

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Blacks were on mars.

This is so fucking cool.

you remind me this retard

youtube.com/watch?v=HgqfzFcCwhc

user was wrong

.MGTOW

the central booster which carried the car failed to land correctly. still good.

space elevator thread when

those are just the libertardians who believe that things should only exist in a government-free vacuum

Uber and Lyft aren’t publicly traded companies.

its old money vs new money man. same shit as when people shilled hard against trump.

Tesla gets shit on for being what it is, but here is the thing, even with its "subsidies (see: not paying full taxes)" it still hasnt soaked up as many gibsmedat, loans, grants, and bailouts as any of the other big Detroit automakers. On top of that its forcing something the industry doesnt like to do, spend on R&D. real R&D, not mickey mouse bullshit.

It brought battery production to the US as well with the "giga factory" thats gonna take a bit, but the US has BADLY, BADLY needed domestic battery production.

Finally, solar city. Its shit at the moment, but give it time, we need augmented power grids. decentralized power allows us to sustain in a high threat environment.

no it doesn't you turbo retard, lens flares are caused by light reflecting off the glass lens elements inside the lens, mirrors still work in space you know

Is he going to be OK? Do you think it was one of Elon Musk's enemies?

god damn this leaf delivered . my sides.. (note: this is surely already what a ticket is in Vancouver if its half a Sydney parking ticket now..)

you need to color in the don't panic rare pepe to complete the picture.

already been done

Going to the same place he went in the heavy metal movie

He's going to orbit the sun for a billion years or so.

He won't go to Mars because they don't want to risk contaminating the planet.

kek

I stole this pic from another user. I think it's the best one I've seen.

We need to turn Starman into a symbol of white supremacy

that's an 80s rock album cover

>2065
>cruising home from your Martian gf's place in your Honda Civic spacecar
>see old ass Tesla in your rearview
>Stig in the driver's seat
>he wants to race
>floor it, m-drive kicking into high gear
>25 seconds later VTEC kicks in and you leave the Tesla in the dust
t. /o/

Wrong

At least get the swastika right you 53%er

Voyager has nuclear batteries on baord

>twitter.com/elonmusk/status/961083704230674438

damn the ads make themselves

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inb4 protomolecule

I'm really happy that Falcon Heavy worked and I believe in the things SpaceX is trying to do (except the Mars colonization - which is stupid).

That being said, the constant public sucking of Elon Musks cock is really immature and does get on my nerves. He's a great businessman and very driven and he is able to make things happen because of his personal traits. His fortune was at least partially acquired by being in the right place at the right time though. It would be foolish to argue with his success, but the hero worship is over the top with this guy in some circles.

I do have personal experience with the man and his company, I am an Aerospace Engineer and I put it my 5 years at SpaceX to see my stock options mature and then I moved on to a better work environment. It was a very lucrative time for me and continues to pay dividends in my life. That being said, the Musk worship always makes me laugh. He's really rather autistic/ocd when not in public and also quite a cock most of the time. I always think of him as this generations Howard Hughes.

Oh, and his recent "flamethrower" was the most metrosexual thing I have ever seen him do. Embarrassing. It was a giant butane lighter.

intergalactic jews are common. Hence central banking

We will probably never know, but I can see this car becoming a popular selfie opportunity for the ayyys.