This causes the American to shriek in terror and shart himself

>this causes the American to shriek in terror and shart himself

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I drive a manual, the fuck you talking about meme flag?

I took my test in a 1994 ford escort wagon, manual.
My daily driver is a 2014 Tacoma with a 6 speed hand shaker in it.

Lulz.
I learned to drive on an old manual chevy farm truck.
America has insane urban traffic, so it is basically retarded to have a manual transmission unless you live in a less traveled area.

Eat a dick all I drive is manual

God damnit u muddafucka i just sharted

>all these anecdotes
not an argument

>shifting gears instead of fingering your girlfriend

Thumbs up to the meme flag.

why is it that whenever this topic is brought up all Americans on Sup Forums can suddenly drive manual when only 12% of Americans can do it in real life?

Fake American

Learned to drive with manual first four vehicles were manual, delete your faggot meme Europoor faggot

Manuals are fun as hell in an urban area. Expect if you down shift people will rear end you

>12%
[Citation needed]

It may sound weird but I cant drive automatic properly

I feel like I'm playing an arcade rally or smth

Oh isn't that cute, you know how to push a lever.

Learn to drive an actual manual instead of a gay ass synchronized transmission.

Americans love standard transmissions are you retarded?

ummm, no sweetie, but thanks for playing ;)

I might shriek in joy and shart myself for finding a car with a manual.

minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/10/11/report-only-18-percent-of-americans-can-drive-manual/

its actually 18 percent but the point is the same

Because we're a bunch of nazis who hate giving up control over any aspect of our own lives. When the soyboys are leasing self driving cars to cart them around between their cuck sheds and their wage slave cubicles, we'll still be exercising full control over our manual transmission cars.

fuck you and your faggot thread i drive straight gear you mong.

Manual transmission is a good anti-nigger theft deterrent.

Guess what demographic can't drive manual?

>driving
Might as well buy a rascal you lazy fucks.
>paying for gas
>paying for insurance
>paying for tickets
>paying for parking
>paying for tolls
>paying for maintenance
I'm laughing at all of you. Have fun driving on shit roads that are barley serviced.

Is it actually 12%?

When i got my first manual my dad drive it to a school parking lot on a Saturday, didn't say a word.

He got out and said "i hope You were paying attention."

And he just stood there laughing as i killed it over and over

But I drive a manual, Fuck off stupid meme flaggot and go suck Mohammad's cock, your wife just finished up

This is totally opposite yurofag. Americans outside of cities learn to drive on manual, while Yuropoors drive automatic because it costs 10,000 Yurobucks to acquire a manual transmission license and that 10,000 has to go to paying for the Yuropoor's flat.

niggers are only 12% of the population. 82% of Americans can't drive manual.

I was wrong its actually 18%, but that isn't much better. you would get bullied if you tried to take your driving test on an automatic in any Euro state

>12%
>oops I meant 18%
>btw it is a opinion piece from the worse state in the US

Why do you call it "stick"?
I don't like it.
It's called a manual transmission.

I'm curious about how fun these are to drive

I love my F-Type, but it doesn't corner exactly like I'd like it to

Driving a number stick is stupid and dangerous. It's an outdated piece of crap and according to the DOT driving a number stick means you are 27 percent more likely to get into a fatal car accident. The only argument anyone ever has for driving one is that its fun which makes no sense. Yeah I bet it's real fun to tug on a stick you fucking queers. Do you think it's fun to flick a light switch too? If you drive a number stick you should have your license revoked. I shouldn't have to share the road with you retards.

I cant drive manual becuase ive never seen a manual car, what do you want from me.

Plenty of dumb asses drove a stick when I was a kid I'm sure I could figure it out I guess I just haven't really ever needed to do it.

>number stick
what the actual fuck

44%?

Im a car salesmen. Had to learn how to drive a stick my first day on the lot. I now drive a manual camaro SS. The eurobait flag is right, most can't drive a stick in the US. But dam, its comfy driving a manual with a big engine.

Nice whip son

Driving stick in a city is retarded

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Because if it has synchronizers, it isn't truly a manual transmission. It's automatically speed matching the gears for you, so you can simply force it through the gears.

A manual transmission will not allow you to move the gear lever unless your road speed and rpm are correct for the given gear, regardless of what you do with the clutch.

>going between 2nd and neutral is too hard for my braincell to process

>Number Stick

TFW you have never been out of your basement to drive a car.

because we can afford automatics but aren't acting like it's fucking rocket science to drive a manual unlike yurofags

Lol. Get a load of this guy. Haha

why do Americans pay more money for inferior products?

Nigga I learned on a stick and drove stick for years. The only annoying things are

1. Not being able to eat and drive
2. Accelerating from a stop sign/red light on a hill and not bumper-kissing the person up your ass behind you

oh why is that sweetie??
do your little legs get tired from having to push the extra pedal in? arms too tired to move the shifter..
awwwww, so sad!!

Reveal your flag 56%er

Bullshit. As a burger I find it harder and harder to find a car with a stick. Of the four vehicles I own, three are manual. I need to replace my commuter soon, and I'll I'm coming up with are the ST versions of the Fiesta and Focus, the WRX, or a used Tacoma since Toyota fucked themselves in the head and stopped offering the six cylinder with a six speed years ago.

your car is gay

Checked, not only that but what percentage of cars on the road are manual if 18% of all people that can drive a car know how to drive a manual that’s pretty high when according to the article same article only 5% of new cars even have a manual shifter.

A lot of manual cars have hill assist, even my 1991 subaru does.

Press the brake twice and it locks the brakes until you release the clutch.

Haha, a co-worked of my sister had her car almost stolen. Instead she just had to replace her transmission for this very reason.

It ain't magic, Europoor.

Didn't realize you were still allowed to drive cars in Europe, anyhow.

You need to learn to drive stick, if you don't already know. Its the ultimate anti theft device. Niggers don't drive stick. Same as swimming away from them.

it's like driving a frisky puppy. it's really revvy. i've never driven an f-type so i don't i can't compare the handling. wrx has a noticeably low center of gravity and pulls the car back to center harder and more nimbly (if that makes sense) when cornering. I'm convinced it's the flat boxer engine that makes the difference. tl;dr - fun to drive. highly recommend.

You do realize that truck transmissions have different names that are not "manual" and 99% of non americans refer to a "stick shift" as a manual transmission?
>range
>splitter
>range/splitter

>implying europoors can drive cars

Finding trucks now with manual is a bitch. My buddy has 94 F150 diesel 5spd. Def buying if he ever sells.

>thinking europoors aren't driving more auto's now than ever before
Give it a few more years memeflag faggot, you'll all be driving automatics too.

oh, look its this thread again...

I can shift on a dirtbike and atv does that count?

these can easily be accounted for by the niggers that America brought here

I'd love to learn to drive a manual. No one I know has one though and I can't afford to buy a manual car to learn on.

what even is that thing?

Oh shit. Well what I was driving was an '88 GMC farm truck lol

>Accelerating from a stop sign/red light on a hill and not bumper-kissing the person up your ass behind you

handbrake or slightly raising the clutch being ready to start

>euros still have to drive themselves

Range is just the paddle on the front of the shifter, for selecting high or low range.

Once you hit 4th gear, you pop it to neutral, pull the paddle up, and put it back in first gear, giving you 5th.

Splitters get considered additional gears but they're... not quite. Lets say it starts bogging down up a hill, you can split the gear and usually avoid having to downshift.

I spent a lot of time in kenworth T800s.

truly underrated

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It’s my melenial anti theft device
Sage for meme flag

Delete it clearly serves no purpose.

Negative. What's the source of this idea?

Driving a stick is for cocksuckers and old ladies

I have more important things to do than play around with some eurocuck shit

I own a Subaru.

Good for you mate, a manual in an automobile is still a type of manual transmission.
Thank fuck I don't have to rev-match in a normal car.

No it doesn't.

This is a dumb post.

> this causes the European (tards) to shriek in terror and shart themselves ..

Choice taste.

>Driving a number stick
fucking kek. thanks for the laugh user

Civic si or r-type... although rtypes retail for 33k to start.

You have to really look, or order them, but I got my V6 camaro in manual. Still fun, decent power, and decent on gas if you don't drive like its a V8 on the track; aka, like a dickhead.

>not owning one of each

I only shit myself at Walmart. My first car was a stick shift.

I probably drive manual better than you, faggot.

I've driven a manual transmission most of my life. My current car has a manual mode which I use frequently to merge onto the highway, among other things. GTFO out with this bullshit.

>driving for years
>still not mastering hill starts
Just switch to auto already

Kek

Another idiotic belief, just like you morons think we clap after we finish eating a meal.

Where does it say number sticking is 27% more death?

We don't need to drive cars with manual transmissions because we don't need to drive little 2 cylinder faggotmobiles like Europeans. Our gasoline is 1/4 the price, and our roads are wide and luxurious as a result of our country being so expansive. An American car is a place to relax and spread your legs, not a rolling phone booth with a shifty stick that improves gas mileage by five percent. I guess I'd want a manual too if it cost me over 100 dollars to fill my tank.

this causes the American to shriek in terror and shart himself

>not an argument
Not an argument.

Fat mutt trying to pretend he is a real human.only humans can drive cars you fucking animal.

this
my car is manual.

Automatic masterrace

>My current car has a manual mode

If a car doesn’t have a clutch pedal, it’s an automatic

My daily is an auto.
I just drove a manual more than 3000km across the country without a stall or crunch.
Easy as fuck.
Non auto/manual drivers are plebian.