Dear Leader wants his little soldiers to dance.
Do you think he'll tell them to twirl?
Do you think he'll tell them to strut?
Do you think he'll tell them to get down on all fours?
In this thread we discuss the reimagining of American military might into a traveling performing troupe, and why y'all are gonna pretend that's tough, manly, and good.
tl;dr: the new meaning of American Pride
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This pisses off the Jews like you.
haha, no I think it's a cool way to spend my tax dollars. I think it's super cool. You should join up.
Better than spending it on Jews.
Oh absolutely. Everybody knows Jews can't dance.
>reddit spacing
Sage and kys
Yes they can, they did it after they took down the twin towers.
> burger parade
It's going to be a shit show, isn't it?
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naw, they did it after Trump was elected, but they can't make it as gay as our brave boys can
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Salt cuz your military is shit
Once Germany gets nationalistic again you'll be begging us to save you for a third time
It will basically look like this. I think it's a fine idea. Our military is America's pride.
preview:
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"for all the ladies"
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At least we got parades for days
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Fool me once, shame on you Shlomo, fool me twice, shame on me.
haha
okay
I especially love how people of all countries are pretending parades are cool.
Y'all are bringing the world together.
holy fuck are you on your period?
What's the best part of parades? What do you think it is about parades that makes foreign nations fear you?
Is it the flags?
holy fuck you actually think parades are cool? is it the big Snoopy float?
Flashy uniforms
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they are cosplaying horses
>not already trooping the colours or changing the guard
Republics suck.
So, nobody left to defend the parade?
Can't say I'm surprised.
where are our brave soldiers at?
what decorated veteran is there around to tell me how much he wishes he could parade with his fellow troops?
Numbers and coordination, the chink insectoid military nailed it
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Russia and China do it.
Why not USA?
why arent they wearing dress uniforms?, looks pretty tacky everyone wearing camo in a parade..
OP did it ever occur to you that this is as much for the servicemembers themselves as it is for the president? military suicides are high. maybe this will boost their morale
Russia starves and freezes and China gets run over by their own tanks. But can you offer one real redeeming feature of parades?
>one real redeeming feature
tanks look cool and its fun to watch pomp and ceremony
The leftwing morons think pushing isis shit in in a matter of months (compared to Obama arming them for years)
isn't worth a military parade.
Bunch of mentally inferior faggots.
"I was gonna kill myself but then I got to dance around pointlessly"
so, we should ship a bunch of heavy armor and thousands of troops somewhere strategically unimportant to dance around for a day, because, like, the "pomp"?
This is a great idea.
>Trump gets soldiers, tanks, and who knows what else to march through DC or New York
>families of soldiers, people who work for DARPA, arrive to wave at daddy at the parade
>the liberals are going to chimp out and probably egg the soldiers
>everyone who works for the military industrial complex realizes the GOP has their backs, not the Democrats
>more votes for 2020
yes
yes
well, okay. We'll agree to disagree. It takes all kinds I guess.
I wish we had parades too.
The military should be the jewel of every country, put on display for the public to maintain a bond between citizen and protector, for mutual respect.
>American military
you mean Israeli military?
>dance around
You don't know what a military parade is you uncultured faggot
ahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahaha
yeah, none of those soldiers are buttfucking each other all the time, every night
>twirl
This is good they deserve some admiration for what they do
Trump just wants a good excuse to gather an army in Washington DC. It's almost like playing chess , but there are several more dimensions to it, ya know?
Czechs know what's up
>first proper military parade in decades
>sponsored by Mcdonalds and Pepsi
>soldiers hold up giant banners, high rank officers drive 2018 Ram Trucks, they wear Dodge badges fashioned like Purple Hearts
>women and colored people are all on the outsides of formations as to be the most visible
>many soldiers unable to march very long so squads of motorized scooters are formed
>giant facebook themed tanks roll out, people can experience virtual reality and march in the parade from home via facebook, "This is my favorite one so far, nice job team"
>some soldiers fall out of formation because they're Mexicans that aren't even US citizens and can't fluently speak english or understand commands
>marching along to this theme:
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>Black Lives Matter blocks the road and the parade is stopped and canceled 20 minutes later
>a vehicle pushes over a couple fat people in the commotion and they die just from falling over
You are a crass american who cannot keep his mind out of the gutter. Understandable that you would lack appreciation for military tradition.
>THIS IS IT BOYS, THE REICH RETURNS
HAIL HAIL HAIL
hmm, yeah, maybe? But when they don't take over everyone here's gonna be like, "Of course it was just for the parade! Because PARADES ARE POWER!!!1"
dude, buttfucking is a military tradition as old as history. Read your Greeks
Best comment.
for sure, fighting for the Holy Land is a very difficult and dangerous thing
other people like programmers who actually bring money to your country and pay taxes are not important, they are faggots. The ones who matter - stupid rednecks and niggers in the uniform
USA!
USA!
USA!
You are entitled to your homo-erotic fantasies. If you cannot watch a parade without thinking of dick then there is nothing to be done.
haha South Africa chimes in. Someday you'll make it to a caste other than "pitiable shit-state"! Until then please shut your fucking mouth and go eat your daily allotment of gruel.
Yeah bombing other. Nations is a good thing keeps the money rolling and we get to dwindle some of the shitskins numbers while we're at it
>bla bla flag bla bla
There it is. You are filled with suppressed homosexual range and express this through ad hominem. Enjoy being a faggot.
Nothing, they are propaganda to your own population, foreign nations know already everything you're willing to show openly in a parade.
Wouldn't put it past Trump's stupidity to make them show even top secret stuff they wouldn't want to.
"ad hominem" is a big phrase for someone who misspells "rage."
Also, your country is still a hilarious fuck-up. Go continue failing at being the racial hierarchy the 12-year-olds of Sup Forums think is cool.
>GOP has the military's man back
You mean to say the GOP supports militry industial complex and PMCs and is willing to send regular G.I. Joe to an unfounded war in Dumbfuckistan to get killed, right?
isn't you military filled with communists?
>send regular G.I. Joe to an unfounded war in Dumbfuckistan to get killed, right?
you realize all enlisted men are volunteers correct?
...dude, you're really making me realize our education system sucks :/
>Hundreds of military parades occur in the US every year
>Trump wants to do a big one in DC
>REEEEE LITERALLY HITLER
I don't think he's Hitler. I think he's too much of a stupid fatty with a hard-on for his progeny to think of anything besides when he can dress up Barron in a dress and how late he can get McDonald's to stay open.
Except the fact that we have a volunteer army. Military service is not compulsory in the US. You willingly sign up for it.
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Yeah, I get that. And nothing in the comment you were replying to suggested otherwise.
This is great. I've always wondered why we never do military parades. It's like some kind of self-hatred that other countries do not have.
Hitler got more people together in the Haufbrauhaus than Trump had at his inauguration. Shit takes coordination and planning, is what I'm saying.
Your President is a national embarrassment.
Get a real Leader. Your nation and the world depends on it
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>user said "you realize all enlisted men are volunteers correct?"
>You replied "...dude, you're really making me realize our education system sucks :/"
>I replied that the user was correct
>You replied "Yeah, I get that. And nothing in the comment you were replying to suggested otherwise."
Guys, I'm just pretending to be retarded.
Or?
I am running out of shitpost steam and getting sloppy.
If it hurts you so...then yes.
>I'm a cock
See. I told you they'd do this.
Trump wins
National pride.
When is President Trump going to overthrow the deep state and declare himself president for life ??
When he does the first thing he should do is invade Britain and make us a territory.
At least he would give us a proper brexit
>gather an army in DC
Lads, it could be the happening of all happenings that ever did happen. Junta, anyone?
We don't do floats and we do on in every city on the national day. Everyone loves them and you get a chance to see motherfucking tanks IRL.
Floats are some Brazilian and American thing and have little to no place in a military parade unless you want to go full Roman Triumph.
Also go eat a dick if you are against them.
The US has Ben weird about not having them for too long.
Go back one post and show me where that poster asserted that enlisted men are not volunteers, then re-read your post.
Mike, it's me, your dumb little sister.
Uhhhh... and, like, those shitty countries should be.... proud?
>We don't wanna be dictated to by bureaucrats in Bruxelles.
>We wanna be dictated to by generals in D.C.
wew
only weak militaries need parades
strong countries demonstrate their strength through total domination of their enemies
Honestly I'm amazed that the fucking US doesn't have military parades.
And then there are retards saying that military parades are only used by dictators to put fear in the heart of the people.
Well fuck me, I guess than all the countries in Europe are dictatorships since all of them have fucking military parades.
Are we going to pretend that the British army during the Empire didn’t have parades etc??
Dude, read the thread. Parades are gay, people who like parades are gay, and your dad is gay and fucking a Luxembourgian right now.
This has already been discussed.
Just own it, Aryan Nation. You love parades. You love all those glutes moving in sync. Wear it loud and proud, brother.
I doubt you can take control of the US by taking just DC. Country is too big and there's still state goverments. If would have very little effect.
what is your obsession with fags? Military parades are conducted in most countries. It's amazing that the country with the largest military doesn't have them.
this!
Military parades are for faggots who aren't combat arms.
I just never thought it was "Make America Gay Again, like all those other shithole countries"
go to bed, mutt
they're cool though
hes such a stunning and brave leader. Truly cares about his people. God bless this man. The savior of the west
Go shake that moneymaker, soldier boi
Chile, I don't know if you've heard about this thing called "television shows" but Google it. Shit will blow your mind.
Why do you niggers even come here?
>It's amazing that the country with the largest military doesn't have them.
That's the point. We don't need them. A military parade for us is reserved for victory than to show might (dick measure).
>ugh, haven't you got the memo?
>if you don't support our donald you are the jews
>I literally can't even
Thanks for proving once again that Sup Forums has picked the wrong side