I LOVE AUSTRALIA

THEY FINALLY ANSWERED MY VISA REQUESTS.

THIS MONTH I SHOULD LEAVE THIS SHITHOLE FOR AUSTRALIA AGAIN.
IM SO HAPPY. AUSTRALIA APPRECIATION THREAD.
HOW IS GOING LADS? WHATS FOR DINNER?
FINALLY I FEEL BETTER.

Have fun with your emu mistress

>WHATS FOR DINNER?
Wogs

Will you be here forever?

well, atleast youre not greek

Wogs get out

Fuck off we are full you gay wog

Great another mob of eyeties coming to Lutwyche, Brisbane.

Go back and man your post. You are the gatekeeper to Western Europe.
Who will stop the African hordes now?

>3 pork porterhouse steaks with apple sauce
>baked cherry tomatos
>mashed potatoes
>washed down with 2-3 tins of Bundy OP and cola.

Not yet.
Fuck owgs i agree
Not gay but fuck wogs
I will stay in the cbd
Fuck shitaly this place is doomed

welcome home brother

northern italians are wogs too

you can stay on the condition that you promise to hate chinks always and forever

Which part of this great land do you plan to call home you pasta eating bastard?

Italians aren't white.
As a blue eyed blonde actual aussie my heart is broken.

have you guys just been lying about being full?

Fuck off wog

Which city op?

damn i was planning to leave for italy. is it actually bad? it looks like paradise over there

You bloody fruit shop owners!

come to adelaide so i can bash ur fuckin head in u wog cunt

Holy shit OP congrats
>Be me, born in America
>join marines straight after high school
>get stationed in Australia
>be amazed at how great Australia is and how nice the people are
>meet Aussie girl, start dating her(she's kinda basic but she's kind and gentle, not mean and spoilt like American thots)
>finish my service, immediately move back to Australia
>marry my gf, get Aussie citizenship
>study to be an engineer, Aussie government literally gives me an interest-free student loan
>Aussie government even gives me free money while I'm studying so I can study full-time while my misso stays home and raises our kid
>realise I love Australia so much I'd unironically die to protect it, re-enlist as a Aussie Navy Reserve officer

Australia is the best country in the world, it makes me absolutely furious when I see shitskins and gooks come here and take advantage of this country then have the audacity to complain about the banter and call Aussies racist

also hit me up op lets get on the fukn shard cunt, aussie tradition

Then who will make pizza and pasta..

im from rome
>t.ex gf was chinese from brisbane
Sorry m8
prolly brisbane again
its full of italians
sory m8
>tfw i would protect australia too in case of war
We need to protect this beautifull land

This. I fucking hate greeks. Greeks are arab tier parasites

>protect
I think you mean take back

Assimilate, vote to protect your new country and its traditions, and you are welcome here. I don't give a shit how much pasta you eat, I eat plenty myself. Don't sit in little Italy never learning the language and you'll get on fine here. Plenty of wogs that contribute to this country just fine, and are welcome here.

Good choice, mate. Brisbane is a mutt of a city but it's better than all of the other shitholes down South.

Came here to say this

Come to my suburb and I'll bash your wog head in

yeh nah m8 git fukt ey fkn wog cunt take all our chicks you fuckin mcmuffin hav a go u cunt

>being insulted and threatened to have my head bashed
This is the australia i love

literally fuck off cunt stay in your own country, and yes i know who you are, the cunt that threw up on a train... fuck off cunt you're are not one of us, stay in your own country and stop fetishizing my country and people!

>tfw you remember me

brother im coming

I like you bro. You can stay.

OP you better not have a big wog moustache. If you don't look like Super Mario, you can stay too.

I dont.
Thanks m8.

you know what, ill give you a chance here, dont fuck it up.

Australia will be a Chinese colony in ten years time, our white nationalists are a bunch of faggot LARPers.

Thank you brother, i will not fuck it up i promise

Are you a “white” Italian?
Make me a nice pizza when you get here cunt.

I hate these people that fucking move here and then want to change it to be more like their shithole

Welcome to Australia my father is from Sicily.

I wont.
In rome do as romans do is my motto.
Thanks brother

>op turns down my very hospitable offer
smhtbhfam

good job Mario

>full

Shit sorry cunt i thought i quoted you already.
Of course I would be honored to partecipate to the head bashing ritual.

If you exit the plane wearing a lorica segmentata and yelling "Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant" I'll buy you a beer.

how old are you maybe we can grab beers

why does time go so slow in italy? cause it takes 9 months to make a daygo

You've jumped on a sinking ship, congratulations.

There is no work unless you have x years of relevant experience and the cost of living where any of the jobs are is a complete joke.

Hate to be a buzz kill Mario, but Australia isn't the land of the Australian dream anymore. It's Singapore with more white people.

>mfw aussies telling the Italian to "fuck off wog"

Welcome to a new shithole, wanna switch?

be quick and die for it. We will send replacements.

Great. More wogs. Just what we needed

STAY IN YOUR CONTAINMENT BOOT YOU FUCKING WOP CUNT WE'RE FULL

Oh fuck off you greasy wogs if you're moving to fucking Brisbane I'll bash ya

Day of the flush is coming, poo

were are you going wog boy, dont you know straya is chingchong clay now?

Or you're a shitskin economic migrant

lol, sums up the situation perfectly

English, do you speak it?

Welcome. Europeans always welcome in Australia. Making shit better.

>mfw your wog face gets bashed in by an APEX nigger

im 22 familia
You want to go to italy just come. Its easy ot get documents here.
Literally just ask the first faggot you see.
Youre australian as well.
Thats a lie.
Im ready cunt, i'll bash your ass

Welcome home mate.

I got my hair cut by an Italian a while ago , welcome ;')

>misso
mirin the adopted patriotism, but you're still learning. it's missus.

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This is not politics related. Please do not shitpost and spam off-topic threads.

Misso is used aswell. Get out more fsggot

fuck oath cob ur an aussie now, love this sunburnt country

Legit this is only real if you have high-school education

Welcome to Australia mate. Italians are based.