Pope adds 200 new Saints

The Catholic Church (1st 100 new Saints)

Saint Muhammad ibn Abdullah (570-632)
Saint Muhammad ibn Musa al-Khwarizmi (780-850)
Saint Aristocles (428-347 B.C.)
Saint Francois-Marie Arouet (1694-1778)
Saint Marcus Aurelius Antoninus Augustus (121-180)
Saint Sri Aurobindo (1872-1950)
Saint Moses Austin (1761-1821)
Saint Francis Bacon (1561-1626)
Saint Roger Bacon (1214-1294)
Saint Abu Abdullah Muhammad Ibn Battuta (1304-1377)
Saint Isabella Baumfree (1797-1883)
Saint Eric Arthur Blair (1903-1950)
Saint Cesar Estrada Chavez (1927-1993)
Saint Marcus Tullius Cicero (106-43 B.C.)
Saint Samuel Langhorne Clemens (1835-1910)
Saint Cochise (1805-1874)
Saint Isidore Marie Auguste Francois Xavier Comte (1798-1857)
Saint Confucius (551-479 B.C.)
Saint Flavius Valerius Aurelius Constantinus (272-337)
Saint Crazy Horse (1840-1877)
Saint Charles Curtis (1860-1936)
Saint Alice Brown Davis (1852-1935)
Saint Rene Descartes (1596-1650)
Saint Peter Ferdinand Drucker (1909-2005)
Saint William Edward Burghardt Du Bois (1868-1963)
Saint Max Ehrmann (1872-1945)
Saint Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Saint Emad El-Din Mohamed Abdel Moneim Fayed (1955-1997)
Saint Richard Buckminster Fuller (1895-1983)
Saint Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948)
Saint William Lloyd Garrison (1805-1879)
Saint Siddhartha Gautama (563-483 B.C.)
Saint Geronimo (1829-1909)
Saint Edward Michael Harrington (1928-1989)
Saint Black Hawk (1767-1838)
Saint Hiawatha (1600-1700)
Saint Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. (1841-1935)
Saint John Lee Hooker (1917-2001)
Saint Leslie Townes Hope (1903-2003)
Saint Michael Joseph Jackson (1958-2009)
Saint William James (1842-1910)
Saint Chief Joseph (1840-1904)
Saint Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)
Saint John Fitzgerald Kennedy (1917-1963)
Saint Robert Francis Kennedy (1925-1968)
Saint Martin Luther King Jr (1929-1968)
Saint Jiddu Krishnamurti (1895-1986)
Saint Lao Tzu (700-600 B.C.)
Saint Roberta Lawson (1878-1940)

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youtube.com/watch?v=riwxbh_n_WM
huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-catholic-women-support-female-deacons_us_5a5f6902e4b096ecfca98ba5
youtu.be/riwxbh_n_WM
archive.is/6Pwqs
youtube.com/watch?v=nlGn8auH-a0
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

>No Joan of Arcadia
Into the trash it goes.

>Saint Muhammad
AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Best timeline

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Saint John Winston Ono Lennon (1940-1980)
Saint Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)
Saint Malcolm Little (1925-1965)
Saint Patrice Emery Lumumba (1925-1961)
Saint Wilma Pearl Mankiller (1945-2010)
Saint Georgi Ivanov Markov (1929-1978)
Saint John Marshall (1755-1835)
Saint Karl Heinrich Marx (1818-1883)
Saint Meng Tzu (372-289 B.C.)
Saint James Douglas Morrison (1943-1971)
Saint Earl Nightingale (1922-1989)
Saint Origen (185-254)
Saint Osceola (1804-1838)
Saint Robert Owen (1771-1858)
Saint Thomas Paine (1737-1809)
Saint Mestrius Plutarchus (46-127)
Saint Pocahontas (1595-1617)
Saint Marco Polo (1254-1325)
Saint Obwandiyag Pontiac (1720-1769)
Saint Elvis Aaron Presley (1935-1977)
Saint Pythagoras (580-490 B.C.)
Saint Ferenc III Rakoczi (1710-1784)
Saint Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)
Saint William Penn Adair Rogers (1879-1935)
Saint Jean-Jacques Rousseau (1712-1778)
Saint Alexander Graham Russell (1947–1975)
Saint Sacagawea (1788-1812)
Saint Jean-Paul Charles Aymard Sartre (1905-1980)
Saint Sequoyah (1767-1843)
Saint Sitting Bull (1831-1890)
Saint Adam Smith (1723-1790)
Saint Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
Saint Diana Frances Spencer (1961-1997)
Saint Baruch de Spinoza (1632-1677)
Saint Tisquantum Squanto (1580-1622)
Saint Rudolf Steiner (1861-1925)
Saint Sun Tzu (544-496 B.C.)
Saint Jonathan Swift (1667-1745)
Saint Michael Coleman Talbot (1953-1992)
Saint Tecumseh (1768-1813)
Saint David Henry Thoreau (1817-1862)
Saint Jacobus Franciscus Thorpe (1888-1953)
Saint Clarence Leonard Tinker (1887-1942)
Saint Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy (1828-1910)
Saint Immanuel Velikovsky (1895-1979)
Saint Earl Warren (1891-1974)
Saint George Washington (1732-1799)
Saint Maximilian Carl Emil Weber (1864-1920)
Saint Herbert George Wells (1866-1946)
Saint Walter Whitman (1819-1892)
Saint Karol Jozef Wojtyla (1920-2005)

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nice new list of rapists and child molestors. good work, user.

Saint TAY TAY WHEN!

The Catholic Church (lst 100 new Saints)

Saint Ampere, Andre-Marie (1775-1836)
Saint Archimedes (287-212 B.C.)
Saint Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
Saint Avogadro, Lorenzo Romano Amedeo Carlo (1776-1856)
Saint Bardeen, John (1908-1991)
Saint Bernard, Claude (1813-1878)
Saint Bernoulli, Daniel (1700-1782)
Saint Boas, Franz (1858-1942)
Saint Bohr, Niels Henrik David (1885-1962)
Saint Boltzmann, Ludwig Eduard (1844-1906)
Saint Born, Max (1882-1970)
Saint Boyle, Robert (1627-1691)
Saint Brahe, Tyge Ottesen (1546-1601)
Saint Brunhes, Bernard (1867-1910)
Saint Bruno, Giordano (1548-1600)
Saint Cavendish, Henry (1731-1810)
Saint Charles, Jacques Alexandre Cesar (1746-1823)
Saint Comte de Buffon, Georges-Louis Leclerc (1707-1788)
Saint Copernicus, Nicolaus (1473-1543)
Saint Coulomb, Charles Augustin de (1736-1806)
Saint Curie, Pierre (1859-1906)
Saint Darwin, Charles Robert (1809-1882)
Saint Davy, Humphry (1778-1829)
Saint Dirac, Paul Adrien Maurice (1902-1984)
Saint Dulong, Pierre Louis (1785-1838)
Saint Edison, Thomas Alva (1847-1931)
Saint Einstein, Albert (1879-1955)
Saint Eddington, Arthur Stanley (1882-1944)
Saint Euler, Leonhard (1707-1783)
Saint Faraday, Michael (1791-1867)
Saint Fermi, Enrico (1901-1954)
Saint Feynman, Richard Phillips (1918-1988)
Saint Fischer, Franz Joseph Emil (1877-1947)
Saint Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790)
Saint Freud, Sigismund Schlomo (1856-1939)
Saint Galilei, Galileo (1564-1642)
Saint Gauss, Johann Carl Friedrich (1777-1855)
Saint Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von (1749-1832)
Saint Haeckel, Ernst Heinrich Philipp August (1834-1919)
Saint Haldane, John Burdon Sanderson (1892-1964)
Saint Halley, Edmond (1656-1742)
Saint Haller, Albrecht von (1708-1777)
Saint Harvey, William (1578-1657)
Saint Heisenberg, Werner (1901-1976)
Saint Herschel, Frederick William (1738-1822)
Saint Hipparchus (160-125 B.C.)
Saint Hippocrates (460-377 B.C.)
Saint Hooke, Robert (1635-1703)
Saint Hubble, Edwin Powell (1889-1953)
Saint Huxley, Thomas Henry (1825-1895)

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Saint Huygens, Christiaan (1629-1693)
Saint Kekule von Stradonitz, Friedrich August (1829-1896)
Saint Kepler, Johannes (1571-1630)
Saint Kirchhoff, Gustav Robert (1824-1887)
Saint Koch, Heinrich Hermann (1843-1910)
Saint Marquis de Laplace, Pierre-Simon (1749-1827)
Saint Laue, Max Theodor Felix von (1879-1960)
Saint Lavoisier, Antoine-Laurent de (1743-1794)
Saint Leakey, Louis Seymour (1903-1972)
Saint Leeuwenhoek, Antonie Philips (1632-1723)
Saint Leslie, John (1766-1832)
Saint Liebig, Justus von (1803-1873)
Saint Lorenz, Konrad Zacharias (1903-1989)
Saint Lyell, Charles (1797-1875)
Saint Malpighi, Marcello (1628-1694)
Saint Mariotte, Edme (1620-1684)
Saint Matuyama, Motonori (1884-1958)
Saint Maxwell, James Clerk (1831-1879)
Saint Mendel, Gregor Johann (1822-1884)
Saint Mendeleev, Dmitri Ivanovich (1834-1907)
Saint Michell, John (1724-1793)
Saint Michelson, Albert Abraham (1852-1931)
Saint Neumann, John (1903-1957)
Saint Newton, Isaac (1642-1727)
Saint Oppenheimer, J. Robert (1904-1967)
Saint Pascal, Blaise (1623-1662)
Saint Pasteur, Louis (1822-1895)
Saint Pauling, Linus Carl (1901-1994)
Saint Planck, Max Karl Ernst Ludwig (1858-1947)
Saint Petit, Alexis Therese (1791-1820)
Saint Priestley, Joseph (1733-1804)
Saint Ptolemaeus, Claudius (90-168)
Saint Riemann, Georg Friedrich (1826-1866)
Saint Roentgen, Wilhelm Conrad (1845-1923)
Saint Rutherford, Ernest (1871-1937)
Saint Salk, Jonas Edward (1914-1995)
Saint Schrödinger, Erwin Rudolf (1887-1961)
Saint Sklodowska-Curie, Maria (1867-1934)
Saint Thomson, Joseph John (1856-1940)
Saint Thomson, William (1824-1907)
Saint Torricelli, Evangelista (1608-1647)
Saint Tyndall, John (1820-1893)
Saint Venturi, Giovanni Battista (1746-1822)
Saint Vesalius, Andreas (1514-1564)
Saint da Vinci, Leonardo (1452-1519)
Saint Virchow, Rudolf Ludwig (1821-1902)
Saint Volta, Alessandro Giuseppe (1745-1827)
Saint James Watt (1736-1819)
Saint Wegener, Alfred Lothar (1880-1930)
Saint Wohler, Friedrich (1800-1882)

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Please tell me that's a fucking joke!

I like Saint Crazy Horse the best.

It's got Sun Tzu in it, of course it's a joke

>Saint John Winston Ono Lennon (1940-1980)
>imagine there's no religion

Where did you randomly get these names from?

w2.vatican.va/content/vatican/en.html
No joke, Our pope is crazy.
The Holy See

Modern Catholic Church, they find a way to include even Martin Luther...

>Saint Einstein, Albert
AHAHAHAHAH!

youtube.com/watch?v=riwxbh_n_WM

I can't stop laughing though.

Catholicism is DOA

>Saint Geronimo (1829-1909)
This dude was legitimately Catholic tho
>Saint Roger Bacon (1214-1294)
This dude was a Franciscan Friar

>Saint Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)
This dude basically deserves it

>Saint Einstein, Albert
Are you really making excuses now? Are you really that christcucked?

>Saint Darwin, Charles
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

source

huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-catholic-women-support-female-deacons_us_5a5f6902e4b096ecfca98ba5
Actually our Pope reconsidering that.

>Saint Freud, Sigismund Schlomo
AHHHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Fucking hell
youtu.be/riwxbh_n_WM
best timeline

THIS MUST BE A FUCKING JOKE! WHERE YOU FOUND THIS LIST?

>Saint Karl Heinrich Marx (1818-1883)
AHHH
REEEEEEEEEEE
ASDHADSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

The cluelessness of Sup Forumstards never ceases to amaze and astound.

>200 new gods

>source
THIS MUST BE A FUCKING JOKE! WHERE YOU FOUND THIS LIST?
Saint Karol Jozef Wojtyla
(1920-2005) the 1st Saint

archive.is/6Pwqs

Well they'll fit right in with the new Mass!

youtube.com/watch?v=nlGn8auH-a0

saint muhammed

I cant wait when this old pretend pope dies

200+ reply thread?

what's the point?

...

>200+ reply thread? what's the point?
Saint Joseph Smith, Jr. (1805-1844)
the Saint Karol Jozef Wojtyla spot.

Why they Archive So fast?

WHAT THE FUCK

Where is saint hitler and goebbels

this was posted on /8pol/ too. Literally no source, fuck off faggot

Just some sketchy link that leads nowhere. Fuck off where you came from, lying fuck. You got called out there, don't come here

fake news

>Freud, Sigismund Schlomo

What the fuck? I guess its not to surprising considering we are in the revelations time period.

>destroy Christian banking so the Jews can take over
>burn people alive for disagreeing
>purge all historical records of the true religions and murder all its adherents
>routinely rape kids
>worship Christ's DEATH
>literally cannibal-vampires according to their own doctrine
But...where have all our worshipers gone?? Come back, goy.

Dumb fucks. There is no source, do you believe anything you're told?

OP is probably some faggot working for a news service trying to prove how simple it is to mislead people, unless he proves that the nonsense he posted has any basis whatsoever.

I'm saying since it's a joke list they shouldn't have included people who kinda maybe should be saints, like Aristotle.

c*Tholics are dirty heathens.

Verses proving salvation to anyone that believes and not of works.

John
1:12
3:15-16/18/36
4:14(John 6:35)
5:24
6:28-29/35/38-40/44-45/47
7:38-39
8:24
10:27-29
11:25-27/40
12:46
14:1-3
16:27
20:31

Matthew
5:19
7:21-23(John 6:38-40)
8:10-13
12:37
21:31-32

Mark
1:15
2:5
10:24-25
16:16

Luke
3:3(Acts 19:4)
5:20
7:50
8:12
18:10-14/40-42
23:40-43

Acts
2:21
10:43
11:16-17
13:38-39/48
15:7-9
16:30-31
19:4(Luke 3:3)
26:18

Romans
1:16-17
3:20/22/24-28/30
4:2-14/16/24
5:1/15-18
6:23
8:24
9:30-33
10:3-4/9-10/13
11:6

1 Corinthians
1:14/17
3:14-15
15:1-2

2 Corinthians
4:13-14

1 Thessalonians
4:14

2 Thessalonians
1:10
2:12

Ephesians
1:13-14
2:8-9
4:7

Galatians
2:16/21
3:6-11/14/21-22/24/26
5:3-6

Philippians
3:3/9

Titus
3:5

1 Timothy
1:16

2 Timothy
1:9
3:15

Hebrews
4:3
10:38-39
11:7

1 Peter
1:3-5/8-9
2:6
3:21(Colossians 2:12)

1 John
4:2-3/15
5:1/4-5/10-11/13

Revelation
2:11/26
3:5/20-21
21:7/27

>no source
nice job faggot.
sage this shit, AND NO LINKING THE FUCKING VATICAN DEFAULT HOMEPAGE IS NOT A GOD DAMN SOURCE YOU STUPID NIGGER CAUSE THAT LEADS TO LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING!

Meh ever since them changing that pray thingy I don't trust this pope.

Presidential saints
>Hail to the Saints

based papa

obviously fake

Fuck you You fuck, troll your spam elsewhere!

→
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Why they Archive So fast?

Holy fuck, people falling for this are dumb.

>.....AND NO LINKING THE FUCKING VATICAN DEFAULT HOMEPAGE IS NOT A GOD DAMN
>SOURCE YOU STUPID NIGGER CAUSE THAT LEADS TO LITERALLY FUCKING NOTHING!

Hey jackass, I take my time retyping this from The Catholic Church file room and you curse me?
Go fuck a duck you cock suck! O, and that goes for all of you Dick and cunt licking fuck wads!

Darwin was a Christian his entire life.
But yes this is some fake news.

>getting mad

>Saint Muhammad

Prot Pride World Wide
Catholic pedos F.O.D

is this some kind of joke ? seriously, saint muhammad ibn abdullah ? the person who made this list must pay.

OP's ass

This

However the 8gag thread is apparently deleted. So:
kys OP

Top kek bro, no not habbening. Religionfags are sad mentally ill people

The list contains some Canadians and Latin Americans. It seems is doing them a favor

Saint Adolf Hitler (1889 - 1945 )

>do you believe anything you're told?
yes

the sad part is with Francis I had to check you werent lying