They considered themselves white, but DNA tests told a more complex story

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

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*breaths in*

JUST

They look like some sort of nigger faggot admixture.

The only reference to black genes is 1%
23andMe specifically said they were adding 1% to fuck with racists.
This is just propaganda.

I would select African American on every job application and totally identify as a nigger. This is a gold mine for them.

REMEMBER TO DISREGARD RACE AND MAKE RACISM YOUR ENEMY MUTTS

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

figures the SJW EU refugunion memeflag would post something like this

23&me fakes a few percentage African dna to fuck with people
because Nigerian dna is hated or something.

idiot

23andme even says to disregard if your test says it's 1% or less because it's most likely a false positive

DNA companies Lie.. and cheat to make you feel bad, DO NOT USE THEM they should be burned to the ground

THEY ARE ALREADY ON TO YOUR EXCUSES PROXYNAZI MUTT

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Didn't they admit to mess with results in order to make people more open to diversity through culture shocking the shit out of their identity?

White Americans are white

PREEMPTIVELY BTFO BY THE ARTICLE

>amerimutt
>white
Kek

Show your real flag, you are probably a mutt yourself

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So what now, do I get some extra welfare because my ancestors were kings?

Don't be a nigger, nigger

You some welfare queen military nigger in Germany? The article is about Amerimutts

Seems pretty fucking low considering it's 1% or greater man.

turns out they wuz kangz all along

I’m convinced they fucked with my results
Not even historically possible for me to have East Asian ancestry

>Reading and believing WaPo.

Stop chewing tide pods faggot.

>British and Irish 67%
hey nigga

> Peruvian
> Human
Kek

They added Mongolian to my results, just disregard it you're 100% European

There was a news article somewhere about it giving 1% nonwhite or something to mess with racists
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/neo-nazis-genetic-tests-white-supremacist-stormfront-racial-ethnic-african-jewish-asian-dna-a7899746.html

Pretty much, do you feel like you want to horseback ride and shoot arrows while conquering China?, no? Then it's a fake result ment to screw with you because it only targets racists

Rule of thumb is to ignore anything 1% or less with 23andme they add random shit to your results.

also

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>23 and me admitted they intentionally disrupt the results to piss people off so you can't even believe these when you get them.
>people believe them anyway

Your great-great-grandfather probably had sex with his Indian maid.

Why would you ignore Native American? Claim free gibs, join a tribe, get casinobux

>23 and me admitted they intentionally disrupt the results
Citation needed.

You needs proofs to become a card carrying member of a tribe

can't get gibs unless you're more than 1/8th or you actually know a casino-american elder

t. ausmutt whose grandfather tried

Elizabeth Warren has no proof yet she touts she is an injun and put it on her uni application to get into school

Some rogue employee did it once to some white guy after they found out he was a neonazi. Now Sup Forums thinks a company wide policy to fuck with all white people.

Yeah and she is getting buttfucked for it now. Also I promise she never got a dime of casino money.

this is a 10/10 in bongland

You have a stupid amount of ancestors, like just going back 400 years you have more than 50k ancestors. Just maybe, one of those rape baby fins migrated west and found their way into your tree.

1% African isn't "part African" that's such a miniscule percentage.
My dad tho is literally 100% European with 0.01% North African DNA, doesnt mean hes part african.
And He has more Neanderthal traits in his DNA than like 96% of 23andme customers.
I don't know about my mom, though.

This desu

The Left thinks this is amazing but for Racially Pure* African Americans this is terrible; whitey suddenly gets reparation cuts and 56% of the USA population suddenly gets to play the race card when they say get a job and move out of the city and stop committing crime.

*Black-skinned

this

(((23&me)))

Being in the general vicinity of redskins makes me sick. They smell like shit and do drugs all day much like their ancestors.
But yes I probably could lie, because my grandmother's adopted father was a Cherokee that drunk himself to death.

>tfw that sounds amazing

the kikes literally own all of these companies. Why wouldn't they?

I think they admitted it in a buzzfeed article. Said they wanted to piss off racists by adding less than one percent african DNA to every test. It means nothing, of course. Less than 1 percent could be zero. They think adding statistical noise will make Jethro pull his hair out fretting over less than 1% african blood.

we are all from Africas!!! We left 13000 years ago to get away from the niggers.....

Don't hate our white africans skins!!!!

>mfw I know actually half black people that look white

It fucking blows my mind every time. I knew this guy that looked Spanish or Italian and it turned out his mum was full on East African. It was pretty funny how he considers himself black yet he does and listens to the whitest shit

(((DNA Test)))

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