‘Game-changer for autism’: 100-year-old drug reverses symptoms, study finds

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Is Sup Forums finished?

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We've found them. I repeat, we've found them.

Give me the antidote.

Holy shit how can I get some of this?

CAN I MAKE A CRYPTOCOIN FOR AUTISM PILLS AND ICO TO THE MOON

What's the bet it also makes them pro-diversity too.

>is still sold by Bayer under the brand name Germanin
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suramin

Hmmm...

What if I don't want to lose my weaponized autism?

Sounds fishy as fuck, most likely as seem severe side effects so no I will not take it.

GIVE ME THE DRUG NOW

sounds to good to be true.wish it was I miss my brother

I don't mind being autistic
I feel like it helps me see some things more clearly

So it's a normie pill. No thank you....

oh you don't want to experience the hallucination known as emotional stimulus all the TIME?

what are you

SOME KIND OF AUTIST?!!

> side effects include:
> happiness
> gf
> awareness
> patience
> friends

>> gf

>teleports behind you
>unsheathes katana
>I was just pretending to be autistic

lmao. Inhibiting fear response that sure sounds harmless...

>100-year-old drug reverses symptoms
Sorry. Can't believe it until a non-Kremlin source reports it.

>gf
Cure for autism won't cure your ugly mug, bro.

umm sweetie, autism is a superpower

>my state television is more reliable than yours

Are you all unironically diagnosed with autism?

NOOO I WONT LET THEM TAKE MY TISM!!
WE HAVE A RIGHT TO EXIST!

Considering autism is our greatest strength I propose we destroy the cure

Doesn't it seem odd how after autists get Trump elected and it looks like he will get a second term suddenly a "cure" for autism appears.

Autism is the only thing keeping this stinking pile of turd planet from collapsing in on itself from all the bullshit.

Fake news, you want to cure that autism you macro dose methyl B-12.

>Implying i want to be a normalfag voluntarily

>cure for autism found

That's it, Drumpf is finished. No way he will be reelected now.

Methyl B-12 also cures anxiety and general awkwardness.

Bullshit, autism is a choice.

GIVE IT TO ME

Autism is a symptom of a diseased society, not a diseased body. No drug will cure it.

Well

It's all over for /r9k/

Take the normpill

I'll never turn to the dark side.

Its owned by (((them))). Dont take it pol.

Fucking no Kek, this is where we part ways.

MOLOCH

Fucking true. Imagine if there was no autism or "awkward weirdos lol" how little progress would be made, how little work would actually get done at a high level.

Far fewer new phones, computers, games, and the quality would deteriorate. Fewer and fewer safe birth control options for Stacey. No one to maintain servers for Chad and Stacey to hook up and fuck.

And that's only the beginning. Maybe we'd be better off.

Most autistic people are borderline retarded

Idiots, there's only one guaranteed cure for this madness

This.

>stop being passionate
>conform to social norms
Normalscum wannabes may take it, for all I care.

>inhibits fear response
IT'S A TRAP DON'T DO IT Sup Forums!!!!

I can't fucking believe they are seriously trying to trick people into becoming leftists using drugs. I can on one level, nothing they do surprises me anymore, but this is really dystopian scifi stuff you know?

Sorry to inform you Hans, but Germans are immune to the cure.

>Implying the quality of games isn't constantly deteriorating already

It sounds like the drug is for kids who can barely even speak or look at other humans. If I had one of these potatoes as a kid I'd give them the drug.

>We, autistic, are the final evolution of humanity. We are the superior people

This will unironically destroy Sup Forums. Don't take em you fucking wonderful retards.

The jews are working on a (((vaccine))) for that.

hindustantimes.com/fitness/suramin-a-100-year-old-drug-that-can-help-autistic-kids/story-gPTPTqFTZB3FyvpALkIzfL.html
livescience.com/59314-suramin-drug-may-treat-autism-symptoms.html
psychiatryadvisor.com/autism-spectrum-disorders/century-old-drug-suramin-autism-treatment/article/420072/

Dumbass.

I want some, but I'm too autistic to ask for any

Trumps rewarding his loyal followers, or the jew seen the Autists like stronk leaders and released the cure they have had for their own autistic kike kids.

The modern republican party is dead without autistic supporters.

gg no re

>Autists describe autism
>Autists seek to cure autism
This is autistic

It only seems to work on the hardcore ones that just sit in a corner and shakes all day. Us asspies are still retarded and will be retarded it seems.

THANKS FOR THE FUCKIN AIDS

What about normal vitamin b-12? What's the difference?

You will become even more outcast.
>likelihood of mass shooting on college campus increases 9000%

>unironically prefers to be Sup Forums basement masturbator than enjoying life
>Rages internally at this response

I think autists are more sensitive than normies, which is part of the reason why they can't just sit in a group and accept the dynamic.

>tfw they'll take away your autism bux because of this
>no one will hire you after you've been autistic for 30 years

Q predicted this

DON'T TAKE IT! TRUMP NEEDS US
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Homeless autists

>Cant get bux
>Cant get job
>End up homeless with no healthcare so autism comes back
Endless cycle initiates

Nigger please don't breed.

>literal normie pills

no thank you

Q predicted you'd say that

this is for treating the nonverbal tard-tier autists. not the weird smelly guys that say odd things and love math and anime

The entire system will be razed to the ground.

Take the bluepill goy

>Pollutants and viruses cause the cells to become stuck in flinch mode

>injecting pollutants and viruses direct into the bloodstream deffo doesn't cause autism

I'd like a max dose of both vaccines and this shit please! Make me pay fir it too!

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>Retard thinks a pill can make him happy.

>Cure to autism

It's called alcohol. Trust me, I'm autistic and I am much better able to socialize after four drinks.

I can only speak from experience and say regular B-12 doesn't work. But the sublingual methyl B-12 melts definitely do wonders for anxiety and austism.

So if I take this pill I can pretend to be eating steak?

Serious question. Would any of the high functioning autists on Sup Forums take a drug that cured your symptoms. You would lose all of the weaponized autism super powers. Would you be you anymore?

Crutches are for cripples.

Is it in a vaccin ? kek

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>Omae wa mou na shindeiru

some pills are too hard to swallow

Nothing beats getting drunk and unleashing my autistic rage

Alcohol is a good anti-anxiety drug.

>unleashing my autistic rage
Where does the rage come from? What causes it? Or do you just go into fits of rage randomly for no reason that you are aware of?

Hell no

Where does the rage come from? Lol. The Jews. Holocaust Now!

Phenibut works well enough for me IMO. Being not autistic 2x a week is plenty.

Saw this turbo autist and he looked like he was on some drugs 24/7.
Diden't gave a shit about nothing but hes nintendo DS.
Gave 0 fucks about girls or friends.
And gets the autismbucks alla Chrischan.

Look at a normie.
Gf giving you hell, besides the shitty sex.
And clubbing with shallow people that are your "friends".

Really makes you think

Its a meme

plz gib autism pills
seriously.
I took a moderate dose of xanax and it felt like I was cured from all the anxious shit of everyday life that I can't stand. aspergers is hell

LOL, that was quick.

Two years into Autists being their worst nightmare.

WE HAVE A CURE!!!!

You can't.

You can only get them by asking a stranger for them in person.
And if you can ask a stranger for them, you're not autistic enough to get the treatment.

It's the Catch 22 of World War Internet.

That one comes as a suppository.

>lure out last line of defence; the Sup Forums autists
>feed them (((pills))) that make them nice and complacent