The absolute state of burgerland

The absolute state of burgerland...
This level of consumerism shouldn't even be allowed in the first place

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Q predicted this

how isn't he fat as fuck by now, all he eats is this retarded fast food bullshit

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>all we see him eat is this retarded fast food bullshit

true, but he doesn't eat a lot all in all

He takes evening strolls and he is not a cuck

High T

He might not be fat, but he's far from being in shape. Id be willing to gamble that even a mile run would be a struggle for him.

That kid is an Ashkenazim Jew, though.

Suit magick.
+100% lardass amerimutt curse resistance
+65% nigger awareness
-20% to all fast food price
-95% chance to drop food on yourself
+35% charisma
+35% speech
+20% stamina

Stop fucking your sister, move out of the family mobile home, abort the inbred baby and give the first up for adoption, go get a college education, and get a real job.

Still better than garden snails and horse meat, jacques.

well, are they?

Pic related

Food review guy is actually from the 20s he travels through time. Look at his long nails and huge pale hands. He's dying from the inside out.

Why does the retard dress like that all the time? The suits doesn't even fit him, wtf?

you can eat fast food and not be fat. im a naturally slim dude and I could eat a burger everyday and wouldnt gain a ton of weight

Quick rundown on Reviewbrah
>Redpilled schizophrenic Youtuber who was in a Psychiatric hospital in his early teen years for stabbing his father and nowadays believes that people are hunted and stalking him constantly
>Kicked out the house by his parents several times and have to live in his car for a few days due to his deranged and antisocial behaviour
>Asexual, misogynist and probably still a virgin
>Autistic social outcast with a obsession of collecting suits and his shortwave radio
>A proud racist and I heard he was honing his dart skills so he could quote "stick a dirty nigger right in between the eyes"
>Stabbed his mum with a dart thinking she was a nigger and got booted out of the house
>Sat in a hot car for 6 hours so he could "get better lighting for a drink review"
>confirms that he browses Sup Forums especially Sup Forums in a youtube comment he made

There's no doubt in my mind that he's /ourguy/ a definition of a Sup Forumsack to say the least and to put it lightly there is no hope of Reviwbrah ever becoming a normie. any of you guys want to shed some light on this?

i would unironically play this character

t. sarevok

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/ourguy/

is this actually true? what an interesting guy desu, who's gonna write the movie in 30 years?

Think again, dork

Damn, you're obsessed with him. Are you having a gay crush or some shit?

it's all true

he's a unhealthy schizophrenic maniac that wants to kill niggers with he's darts

I’d vote for reviewbrah.

Fake but more interesting than a boring kid with an old soul.

I wouldn't be surprised if an obsessive group of chantard autists are stalking him.

dose anyone have that video where he cries and screams for his mummy?

Is he your gay crush or something? Jeez you're obsessed with him.

>he doesn’t love Reviewbrah
Shit taste desu

So you have the one where he tells that whore off?

That Brit types like he has a shrine dedicated to him in his house.

Do*

Fucking phone posting

"Shouldn't be allowed" is a eurocuck mindset.

imagine reviewbrah becoming buddies with Baron van Trump, and they'll rule the galaxies

kek

france little choices n portions dosen't understand america.

Reviewbrah is 10 years older than Baron

is there a cap on nigger awareness or can you stack it to 100? this is important

>Nacho Fries
That sounds awesome, where can I buy me some?
One of the first Taco Bells in my country actually opened very closely to my hometown, will I be able to have them or are they just an American-menu thing?

Frenchie is afraid of red blooded capitalism. Imagine. My. Shock.

wat
Baron looks older....

good goys

defend the reviewjew and donate to his patreon to feed he's unhealthy life style!

why don't you both start fucking you sound like your almost there anyway

all the calories are somehow directed into his fingernail growth

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Why don't you juss shuh up, yeah?

Make your own nacho fries, taco bell is trash

Reviewbrah has said he only eats one meal a day

lolno he's the reincarnation of baron evola

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youre lying, his stalker was literally on here and boasted about what he was doing a couple of years ago

>his fingernail growth
did he confirm that he was a drag queen yet?

SHUT UP FROG KEK

youtube.com/watch?v=OI-9iMrWRrw

God damn it Ivan, why did you have to kill my sides?

I wonder what toll it has on your body and mind eating fast foods all day, staying up all night listening to God on your satanic shortwave radio and going to bed at 7am in the morning while overdosing yourself on red pills.

must be very damaging

>-95% chance to drop food on yourself
yeah, but the RNG is rigged

plus reviewbrah also has, somehow, like 3k posts on a bodybuilding forum. Here's him calling /fit/ losers

t. shill

Hes 100% gentile

x fucking d dude

Has anyone else notice that Reviewbrah keeps repeating words, and very nervous hand twitching while having difficulty looking at the camera? is the kid gonna snap?

+100 for nigger awareness

>Age 22

Based

Why do you have so many images of him, bong?

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>This level of consumerism shouldn't even be allowed in the first place
Why?

reviewbrah's little brother is even worse shapee

I'm spreading autism awareness day

Reviewbrah is a high functioning autistic boy with crippling social anxiety.

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>I'm spreading autism awareness day
>Reviewbrah is a high functioning autistic boy with crippling social anxiety.
Where do you think you are, faggot?

jelly as fuck. Red Robin gives you a cup of fries to put in your cup holder and eat on the way home when you get a to go order.

Yes, as you can see here , the rest 35% are acquired via tie enchantment.

Anyone else wanna bang review bruh's mom?

Lol

wait wait wait
i thought this was normal
one meal a day
how many fucking meals do you fat fucks have?

reviewbrah don't always remember to wash my comb either.

This beauty hasn't been touched since 2012 and he loves the smell it has retained.

he's name is John

t-t-three
excluding morning croissant and evening snickers / milky-way in front of computer
how fucked am i?

I will fight you for review brah. Fuck you Frenchy. Go eat a bag of snails and muslim dicks.

Oh, and Taco Bells fries are tasty and the nacho dip they come with is much higher quality than that ooze they slather on everything else. breddy dasty desu :-DDDD

As a former /fit/izen he isn't wrong. They worship him over there.

Or atleast they did when Tinytrip was there.

12

I made this years ago, kek.

Why would I? He clearly has some mental issues,

that's just a storyline to get more views, Eggy did the same thing

3 or 4

Stalker

I feel so bad for John. I first heard last month he was heavily red-pilled in massive doses back over on Stormfront relating to Hitler and the Holocaust, and has since spiraled into a deep dish depression. His mother apparently has contacted a psychiatrists on his current mental health status too, which causes deep concern in his following. He is now spending a unhealthy amount of time (15 hours at a time) listening to static on his short-wave radio.

An user from another thread who knew him IRL claimed that he's slowly losing he's mind and is not sure if it's the fast food he's been eating en mass or the recent hardcore red-pilling- he said he sees his mother drive him into the city every other day (he still hasn't attained a licence at the age of 22) to purchase processed shit from fast-food chains. In a review of a macaroni product he producde a while ago you can see him about to break into tears mid review.

And so comes to the topic of this discussion - should we only redpill the strong minded? some folks like little Johnny just don't have what it takes. He may very well descend into madness from overdosing on the red pill - due to swallowing such a massive dose instead of rationing smaller red-pills.

On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being the highest, about a 0

you guys are messing with me
eating so many meals a day would drag you down, always having to digust
also you probably poop more, and the poop is too wet & sticky
disgusting
eating more than one meal per day is why most of the world is oboes

3-4

is that why eggy is banging tranny now

fuck you nigger review brah is a fucking SAINT. I'm so happy he hit trending and he is getting subs too.

HAIL REVIEW BRAH, HAIL VICOTRY

BAsed Reviewbrah, stupit woman was lucky, he didnt draw his special, poisoned and soaked in sweat of a worker, nigger killing dart. Prbbly was his training one.

see it's an angle, you fucking mark

Sometimes sticky poop

Not all the time though

FUCK YOU DONT MAKE ME PLAY THE ENTIRE SERIES AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

IMMA BE REROLLING STATS ALL DAY NOW DAMMIT

did you escape /r9k/ again?

you must be a very small guy then...
>when will they learn