/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BEAUTIFUL BABIES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/LEO roundtable on MS13 2/6/18
youtu.be/Tr7LbAtVFBg
>TrumpTV Ad: Disgraceful 2/6/18
youtu.be/L1amVK_5ztQ
>SoS T-Rex in Bogota Colombia 2/6/18
youtu.be/8oAgNTA-IxA
>SoS T-Rex/Peru Pres Kuczynski presser 2/6/18
youtu.be/sWkDVmPz6jM
>SoS T-Rex/Peru FM Aljovin presser 2/6/18
youtu.be/c8MPkPSEZo0
>State DepSec Sullivan on Afghanistan strategy 2/6/18
youtu.be/3xF9ZXbzVFs
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, ActAsstAG Cronan) 2/6/18
youtu.be/nAE6hMEwtEY
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather, DefDep AsstSec Amber Smith) 2/6/18
youtu.be/EI-xAbcqLbU
>WH Video: VP Pence in Alaska 2/6/18
youtu.be/eGetnNTq_PI
>WH Video: FLotUS Melania visits Children's Hospital 2/6/18
youtu.be/1tnL9Eki8X0
>Pres Trump in OH on Tax Reform 2/5/18
youtu.be/1-Fw0pU8MqM
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania leaving OH for DC 2/5/18
youtu.be/gfPxgGv8-Kc
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youtu.be/CLWC6LLCvs0
>FLotUS Melania visits children hospital in OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/l4wMpxj76vo
>Pres Trump touring Sheffer Corp in OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/P-H9npC77Kk
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/YwuIMZAwzWQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart for OH 2/5/18
youtu.be/pE1IzB_7WLo
>SoS T-Rex/ARG FM Faurie presser 2/5/18
youtu.be/IcV1B7xhD1Y
>Pres Trump message to Troops watching superb owl 2/4/18
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Awoo circulate the texts!

Press S to spit on legacy

these debate texts are pretty funny

Literally the best shills we ever encountered were some cianigger firm "Applied Memetic" that Ted Cruz hired in the primaries. The general then burned out an entire decade's worth of personnel at most of the Democrat shill orgs. Pic related. We're basically dealing with dregs, remnants, and spambots at this point.

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God bless that English COLONIZER

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thank u for rescuing us from Joe

Interesting strategy Democrats are going for in the 2018 midterms.

Day 2 of this, I think

>nobody calls their congressmen
>mfw Devin Nunes represents me
I'll have to send him a thank you card

"But we'll get it back. We're America. We rock."

If only they knew.

do it for sweden

>White House Press Briefing
>Reporter: "Some people think having soldiers/tanks marching down Pennsylvania avenue is not the way the US military should be presented."


DOES THIS FUCKER NOT KNOW WHO THE FUCK WE ARE?!

Kek she literally looks like obongo in a wig

What do you think they're talking about?

>Moye was a leader of the Black Lives Matter movement in Charleston, South Carolina, and close to the family of Walter Scott, an unarmed black man who was shot and killed by then-officer Michael Slager in 2015.

>Derpy derp Derpy
>t. Official FBI agent

THEY WOULDNT HAVE FALLEN ASLEEP ON HILLARYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There goes all the nail parlors and tug joints

EXPLAIN THIS AUSSIES

Good energy in /ptg/ today. Something is brewing...

Donny Jr. what are you doing you can't say those things on twitter

IS THIS DAFT NIGGER SERIOUS?!

>bogus promise
The penalty is gone. It's going to collapse now.

>redacting shitposting
LAME

he's not wrong tho. fucking mccain needs to die this month so we have a shot at obamacare repeal this summer

oh noooo

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GODDAMIT /ptg/ MORE PEOPLE NEED TO BAKE!

Reddit salt-tier

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kek

BLOOD LIBEL

Stock Market crashed, we switched from Obama economy back to Trump economy.

>If my President asks for a parade, my President gets a parade.

White House knew about Rob "the Maniac Mormon" Porter’s abusive past, he brutally beat his two ex-wives, thus couldn't get FBI security clearance, and Trump hired him anyway.

They also knew Hope Hicks was having a relationship with Porter.

Why did everyone in the White House let Hope unknowingly date this psycho – which put her in extreme danger?

Can you guys feel it?
Shits starting to fall into place.

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on a scale of 1-BTFO how fucked is our constitution?

Can someone explain to me what the fuck Pelosi is doing and why? Isn't the budget a done deal? Why is she filibustering over DACA, which has nothing to do with it? Is her plan to just filibuster to force a shutdown tomorrow because there's been no deal or extension on DACA? Is she even physically capable of such a thing?

Aren't Republicans still going after wewuzkangzcare though?
I was under the impression that they successfully attacked and repealed the individual mandate, which essentially makes it kill itself.

probably how great alex jones is

Merely banter

>Megyn Kellly (who had botox and looks HORRIBLE)

would fuck her with my penis.

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Itd cost a ton but imagine a huge military parade that spends a couple weeks going from coast to coast

>Strock making a drinking game out of when Killary says Russian Govt and Putin

>Strock Making fun of Megyn Kelly for getting Botox

To be fair, that is one radical way of going out. Probably a much cooler way than the way I'm going to die.

why do you care so much

This guy has a tweet about stroking. I would hope to see this picture on that tweet asap.

His third greatest asset is being able to stare directly at the sun without sustaining eye damage. I don't see the problem here.

I loved Stephen Fry's reaction to a college football game with military flyover.

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>Left in the lurch

Look at her congressional district. It's literally downtown San Francisco.

WHERE CAN I WATCH TH PELOSI FILIBUSTER??

Seriousl, there is no reason to advertise your lack of morals in public.

>Hillary basically wrote the dossier herself
>Shut down averted
>spending through the roof
>no Wall funding... again
>Wall Street sea-sick
>"Obama wants to know everything"

This was just one day. Today.

Can't we have one goddam slow news day? I try to relax at 4pm and all I want is some cozy time with my coffee and cake on my lazy-boy by the fire.

Every goddam day the news is at Trump-Con 1. No wonder everyone else is on whiskey before dinner.

>saving the thumbnail

Do you think Trump and Bannon have privately made amends?

Is it true that Trump fired Cole Porter for haunting the White House?
I also heard he was married to two women and was dating Hope Hicks

ANTS!

We're all busy at school or work so lurking here

This guy was 24/7 virtue signaling with his mistress. Total beta male move.

Which laws are being broken here?

>he can't do the Solar Chad Stare

wanna know how I know you're a loser?

Enough of the Sexting, we want LEWDS
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>Asia
Shouldn’t that be Mexico?

Even they hate MK.
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Superior version coming through.

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President Trump stared at the sun and the sun blinked.

What's happened during the last few days?
Wasn't here, seems like it's actually at least a mild happening going on right now.

>(all of them)

What makes you think McCain is still alive? When's the last time anyone has seen the guy?
He'll keep tweeting and remotely proposing legislature until he's no longer useful.

so what will we do with the NEETs we get?

Only 15% of American immigrants are coming from Mexico now.

bleeding from wherever

>jewesses drinking diet coke
Has the time finally come to Disavow?

This image is fucking hilarious if not a larp.

DAMMIT!

You fagg are too lazy and stupid.
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Australia is the land of Satan who knew.

Reddit controls the FBI

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Strzok is such a faggot, he has a woman telling him to calm down and shut the fuck up.

>implying people won't invest in infrastructure so the surrounding area doesn't look shitty in the camera view.
Win win.

>Can't we have one goddam slow news day?
We had a ton right around Christmas and New Year's. I got bored.

I only ever phone post but have baked a couple breads. You are hero chink baker :)

We have to look at all countries so it looks like we aren't trying to restrict a certain demographic. That would be racist.

Even Schumer threw the illegals under the bus so I guess maybe she's trying to save face with the Hispanics/illegals.

I work 3-midnight, sorry.

I so want to experience that jet flyng over bit, looks awesome.

I've never seen the text posted before or since, only that screencap I took. Quite possibly genuine.

Trump wants military parade, Obama knew hillary was using unsecure server even in hostile countries, DACA about to expire, we /mars/ now