>pull up to my cave on my green Triceratops after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of stone working >take out my Mammoth tusk and Sabre-cat pelt I harvested on the way home from work >Walk through the cave entrance >yell hello to my mate of 2-years at the firepit as she is already home from her work as a team leader in a spear sharpening centre >sit down on my fur bed >put up my feet on the boulder >look up at the cave paintings just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final hunt with the hunters who made it through before they face the mammoth herd >perfect timing as my mate comes in with the dinner, another one of Fred Flintone's cracking 30 minute meals >tuck in as I pretend to listen to my mate's stories from her day at work >send a cheeky yell to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the mammoth hunt later, maybe sneak in a few rounds of noughts and crosses 8000 BC on the cave wall first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no diagonals what a melt haha
Jack Hughes
>400,000 stingy cunt
Brandon Harris
Fucking globalist kike
Connor Morris
Hes a wanted man in hungary. Its a shame, the hungarians were top assasins during the cold war, youd think one of their old boys would be up for one last job.
Elijah Anderson
you worded that gayly
Charles Wood
>bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no diagonals what a melt haha This is what got me, well done.
Matthew Martin
Why is it suddenly saying I'm in the UK when I'm clearly fucking not. Fucksakes. Am I a Briton now?
Brayden Cox
...
Jayden Harris
Hes jewish apparently.
Ryder Adams
Ah good, disregard. Slight problem earlier, it was giving me a UK flag for whatever reason on some threads. Gitfucked.
Dominic Carter
>pakis kill themselves off Are pakis a self-solving immigration problem?
Liam Jenkins
9/10 should be "yell UG to my mate"
Anthony Baker
But you've still got a UK flag...
Anthony Williams
This is going to get so much worse as they confine themselves to small isolated ghettos.
Liam Nelson
>looked down to check my keyboard >cannot unsee
Austin Cooper
Sure bra you're lying. Please tell me your lying, hey?
Nicholas Martin
corbyn announces mandatory interbreeding policy
Jordan Flores
We're all one race, the Briton race.
Jose Lewis
So, Mair's mum is finally dead. Good. She was a bitch. A filthy, useless, disgusting whore. Let us remember that her favourite thing was black (cheddar) dicks cumming up her arse and then shitting the nigger cum out into her son's mouth.
Press S to spit on grave.
Fuck you Mair, you're a pussy and a degenerate. I'm so glad your bitch of a mum is dead, I can only hope that she died slowly and painfully.
No because some seem okay and but carry latent defects leading to health problems, lower iq, a subsequent drain on essential life services treating and educating these spastics and eventually fucking up the gene pool when one finally decides to not fuck his cousin. Just because somebody isn't completely disabled at birth doesn't mean they don't have shit genes, such as heart defects.
I'm in extreme pain after squatting with shitty form today my spine feels like it's on fire
Isaiah Wilson
I was joking, but it's good to see you maintain 100% seriousness at all times.
>he thinks there is a north/south divide Dickhead. Open a picture of a compass on your computer then turn your screen upside down, see how North changes? It's because there is no such thing as North and South and they were only invented to keep us fighting amongst ourselves. Wake the fuck up goyim.
Zachary Perez
Owen Jones is already calling them anti-semites.
Look, this guy is like a fucking Bond villain. Just accept it, he is what people say he is. Stop virtue signalling, Owen.
Christian Long
i'm inbred
Juan Morales
something with pink nipples
Gabriel Scott
it hurts to breathe
Brayden Hughes
i work for a (((yank))) financial company and they made half the office redundant today i kept my job but thinking ill allow it
Nicholas Adams
>i kept my job but thinking ill allow it You'll what?
Nicholas Thompson
>i'm inbred I would be doing a good deed If I impregnated your sister with my healthy white seed?
Grayson Wood
spiderpakis?
Jonathan Flores
...
Adrian Cooper
allow the job
Aiden Morris
the zygote would be half inbred. are you sure you're not inbred too???
William Cox
>muh russia
Hudson Peterson
I don't understand what that means, that's not how the word "allow" is supposed to work. You need authority to allow something and an employee lacks authority, so he by definition cannot allow himself to keep his own job.
Jackson Lopez
are you a girl? will you settle for less? will you be my ai gf
Isaac Watson
Long time no viddy. Everyone doing alright?
Kevin Fisher
I will be preventing that.
>the zygote would be half inbred. Which is 50% less than if I leave you to impregnate her.
Daniel Torres
It's negro speak
Samuel Young
Oh. So what does it mean then?
Jackson Brown
>unironically not understanding common english slang vernacular
Zachary Jackson
>DUP says no surrender to the EU
Why is Ulster Loyalism so based?
>tfw a terrorist group has more power than all of Yuropes military combined
I live among English people, we speak English and a little bit of old English and Norse. That use of the word "allow" is not English.
Oliver Wood
It's just the latest nigger/chav bullshit lingo. When will wiggers learn that decent brits don't understand their incoherent grunts and niggified excuse for a language?
When will whites wake up and de-niggify themselves? They use words like thot, f a m, nigga etc and think they're cool and other whites jump on board, too... So unoriginal and beta. They just sound like complete dumbarses, but they lack the self awareness to realise it. It really fucking grinds my gears. Especially when it seeps upwards to the boomer women and they start using it too, then it's just infuriating.
Camden Diaz
For example, If I was a vile Jamaican patois speaking nigger or wigger with sub 90 IQ, I might say: >"Aw shit senpai, I have to be responsible for myself? ALLOW that, I'm just gonna continue being a waster"
Nathaniel Cooper
allow pretending you don't understand what he meant
Josiah Ross
Decent thanks. Thought I'd pop back in for a short visit. Was enjoying my morning in the library, went on a computer, checked the news and discovered WE WUZ KANGZ. Couldn't resist looking up Sup Forums's reaction. Which user are you?
Gabriel Flores
Might as well move to NI at this rate
Cooper Jenkins
Hey buddy hahaha! How you doin bro? You having a nice time on 4chans?
Jonathan Brooks
Don't remember you.
Dylan Edwards
So to "allow" something means to ignore it? Is that right? Or to forgive maybe?
Don't ask me I just had to grow up around these fucking wannabes and niggers
Jose Taylor
william blake user
why haven't you been aboot? New years resolution?
Juan Price
allow allow allow
allow goin on dis senpai?
Lucas Young
The CIA niggers are tracking me down as we speak
Wyatt Foster
allow this general youre all a bit much past midnight
Jose Brooks
this is pretty funny mate well done
Henry Lopez
like your heritage. turns out really easy to get a new one very quickly just a few years
Michael Wood
Would you eat this?
Oliver Lopez
Yes
Jeremiah Miller
Those defintions were horrendous, truly Cheddar.
What?
Nathaniel Phillips
So are you going to let a Paki shag your sister?
Hunter Myers
Half expected you to be here actually. Sort of a New Years resolution. Originally planned to leave way back when Rimmer disappeared, but lingered. Then WN started getting creepy so I thought I'd piss off and cram lots of reading and learn a language. Been lovely. What's it like here? Hope you're not still stalking that poor girl.
Jacob Lee
Anyone else nervously excited to see what Corbyn will do to freedom of speech?
Let's get the big ones out of the way first: racism, misogyny, Islamophobia, ableism, transphobia, probably anti-Semitism - all banned, no questions asked. You can take it to the bank. Even Milipede pledged to make Islamophobia illegal, and we're a long way passed that now.
Where it gets interesting is where he'll draw the line. Will he make it illegal to criticise any immigrants? Will it be illegal to criticise any "minority"? Probably.
How far will freedom of speech collapse?
David Gonzalez
i am a paki
Levi Hill
>few years of salary to buy a sofa
Christopher Ortiz
wtf
Kayden Parker
Mate stick it in a yorkshire pud I'll eat just about anything. As long as theres gravy.
Brandon Diaz
you think the commie is going to get office?
Elijah Clark
Only if halal
Justin Johnson
*unzips dick*
Josiah Ross
all these jews about just get it on credit and same time open borders. is win win win homecheddarslice
