If she is so envious about bigger boobs then why she isn't asking Tooru to make her boobs bigger with magic?

If she is so envious about bigger boobs then why she isn't asking Tooru to make her boobs bigger with magic?

Why didn't Frodo ride the eagles to Mount Doom?

Because that's not how transformation magic works in the series.

>Can raise a penis by magic with no problem
>Bigger boobs with magic? Thats impossible

Exactly

Magic would be cheating.

As a woman she wants big tits, but deep down she knows that the best men long for the DFC so she stays as she is.

different dragons know different spells

Like Elma didn't know how to open a portal between worlds so she just followed in Toorus wake

Even if we assume there isn't some magic stopping the eagles from approaching Mordor, the Witch King would just intercept them with all the wyverns (fell beasts or whatever) before they made it even close to mount doom, since the eye would see them coming from very far away.

I want kobiyashis seiyuu to rape tohrus seiyuu.

me too

Why don't he asked Tohru to rob the bank/ dungeon so she can live the life of rich neet?

because kobayashi is asian, not black

Word would get out to Sauron and the Nazgul would eventually intercept them on their way through middle earth. Even if they got to mount doom, no entity outside of Tom in the LOTR universe has the willpower to drop the ring into the lava.

Fuck I wish I could be black

Being white didn't used to be hard,,,

I can avoid the police, I cant avoid the entire black community

IT IS A JOKE user
A JOKE

Not this fucking meme again. The entire point was to bring ring discretely. That doesn't work if you're flying in plain sight.

What do Tooru's boobs feel like?

they could just loot Fafnirs shit in the other world now that he's a vidya obsessed neet.

Sweet and creamy

Tom only has omnipotence in his own forest, though. We don't know how strong or weak he would be outside of it.

Kobayashi isn't that weak and Tooru knows it.

Because they didn't want Sauron to realize that they were trying to destroy the ring, because once he did they were FUCKED.
Flying on huge eagles right past all of Sauron's spies and watchtowers sounds like a great way to blow the whole op.

bags of sand

Because at her heart she's really a dude, and likes tits on OTHER women.

hmmm

Sandy bags

Scaly bags

In the manga, i believe, tohru asks kobayashi if she wanted bigger boobs and kobayashi just dismisses the proposal. She just doesn't care enough

Why didn't Frodo just catapult the ring into Mount Doom?

Why didn't Talion just kill Sauron?

Kobayashi is just so level-headed and practical. She probably thought "I'll have to get new bras, people will think I got implants, the sudden additional weight will hurt my back," etc.

Iruru didn't just magic a penis onto her, she fully turned her into a man. Transformation magic in the series works by taking your essence and converting it into a new form, so you end up looking like if you had been born as that instead of what you were and it's not permanent either. Kobayshi is so androgynous that she basically looks the same as a man.

Because at this point Kobayashi is more male than female.

she is my husbando.

Probably so. She has Tohru who can dote on her if she ever feels insecure about her looks, anyway. Then again, Kobayashi probably isn't the type to get deluded about the reality of her appearance even amid a storm of sugar-coated compliments.

I want to have 5 kids with Kobayashi

Because the eagles didn't want anything to do with the lesser peoples of Middle Earth.

I want to eat Tohru's tail steak.

Now that's old

Sweet mercy, older than dragons.

WINRAR!

Perfect.

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