What would happen to the Jews if everyone on Earth converted to Judaism?

What would happen to the Jews if everyone on Earth converted to Judaism?

The world would be at peace.

I like where this is going

Kike detected
Back in the oven, penny grabber

You can't convert to Judaism, you have to be born a Jew. That's how they keep their sneaky little elite club exclusive.

it would be like anudda shoah much kvetching would occur

Can you convert to judaism? If so, how do you do it? I already have an ugly nose.

I thought you have to be born jewish.

everyone would be smart and wealthy? more advancements in science in technology? oy vey, so terrible jacob

yes you have too be born kike, kikes are still racist as fuck even if you convert and learn their language, my nose is kinda kikeish so i could be an undercover

>"Y-you can convert to a religion?"

Typical spics.
No wonder the Americucks want to build a wall.

that's pretty fucking funny.

you'll have to cut your dick. how does it sounds?

Technically according to Judaism the Messiah would arrive and we'd all get off this dump

>My view is that Judiasm must be conceived primarily as an ethnic group rather than a religious one

forgot pic

the planet would go broke and nobody would do manual labor so we all starve

i dunno, lets find out!

wtf I'm a Jew now

> everyone would be smart and wealthy?
No one to mooch off of.
> more advancements in science in technology?
No one to rip off and steal the credit from.
> oy vey, so terrible jacob
You're in charge now and it's terrible already.

I have been thinking this too. Jews are elites because they have been persecuted and the Jewish Dregs blended into the white gene pool.

Being Jewish had a cost making it an exclusive club, and only the best could afford the admission.

But what if being Jewish meant free gibs? There would be an incentive for all the niggers to join. No longer exclusive, Judaism would attract the Dregs of all races and be lowered.

Just be a tolerant sect. The strict ones can be shamed eventually into including their fellow Jews

dont reform mosques let you convert?

>be browsing Sup Forums
>See thread about how "The Pope just announced that all Christians are now Jews"
>mfw it's fucking real
>I can feel my nose getting bigger
>Everyone on earth suddenly becomes good at jewing goys out of their shekels
>Except for allah cucks and best korea
>Practicing muslims are sent back to their home countries by Trump
>WW3 begins
>A week later russian hackers preemptively nuke the shit out of North Korea and most of the middle east, Just for the luls
>Since no one knew, Israel could not be evacuated in time
>The remaining hiding sandniggers are found and executed
>WW3 ends
>Globalists won but in the end we wipe out Islam and North Korea in a single go
>EPILOGUE
>God appears in front of everyone on earth simultaneously and apologizes for having created such retardation
>"Nothing personnel kids."
>Vanishes
>I run to the lab to check my divergence meter
>1.048596