Why is Austria so much better than Germany?

Why is Austria so much better than Germany?
>Redbull
>Hitler
>Glock
how can G*rmans even compete?

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Why are Anglos rimming our asshole all of a these last couple weeks?

You do realize that if we ever somehow manage to get our shit together and then fix germany that you're going to be our second biggest enemy after the jews?

it's much like germany but not quite as autistic

Nigger, you forgot Komissar Rex.

>Anglo
my parents are Hungarian and Polish
Anglo America died 50 years ago

Good, cause this time were going for Vienna.

The most impressive thing is that it's the only good Catholic country.

FPÖ>AfD
Germans can't do anything right!

>*destroys your empire*

>get our shit together
80% of Centre of Vienna is non-white

dont act like it can be fixed anymore

>how can G*rmans even compete?
they cant

>Why is Austria so much better than Germany?

lack of autism
I'm not even joking

This even shows in the art they are making.
With any craft where autism is beneficial (for example making up RPG mechanics for a video game), they are extrodinary (see e.g. Gothic - a highly beloved game all around the world). However, wrt anything that revolves around story, emotion, coping with social situations and generally things that autistic people cant deal with, they fail. And that is why you'll never get a good story, book or meaningful movie out of germany. Even their most priced authors, like Thomas Mann, have an extremely sophisticated but absolutely unnatural style (Mann's style for example is 90% subordinate clauses - which he uses correctly, but puts more emphasis on the technicality of language, rather than the transported message)

They are machine men.

top jej

Also their pornography is absolutely vile and anyone speaking german sooner or later gets disgusted by the awkward and disgusting usage of the language,

I said it before and I'll say it again. I don't wanna hear the words Arschloch (asshole) and naschen (to snack on) in the same sentence.

Oh right. There's still Austria. I remember they are against refugees, those racist fucks.

It's fine

We just sent them through to you

Austria is a non-nation. Like Belgium. You don't even have your own language. You are in effect a province of Germany gone astray. You're lost, confused, stupid, irritable, and you irritate me as well. You should have been part of Germany. Adolfo realzied this glorious dream, but you failed to execute it. Now you shitpost in a nation culturally owned by a Thai drink conglomerate. In a gook animu board, probably wearing some degenerarte furry outfit. You should burn your ugly flag and merge with Germany, otherwise kill yourself NOW.

>AEIOU
I don't get it?

>roaches still mad at the nation that handed their asses to them on a silver plate at the walls of vienna. twice for that matter

Figures...

Alles (All)
Erdenreich (on Earth)
Ist (Is)
Oesterreich (Austria's)
Untertan (Subserviant)

I should actually mention it really means
>Austriae est imperare orbi universo

Which is pretty much what I said in though
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A.E.I.O.U.

Austria has existed for much longer than Germany though

Mad at your non-nation? Nahh, you're not even on our radar. It's time you realized, there's no such nation as Austria, where's your history? You have none... it's all German history.

Holy shit he was Austrian? I fucking love those series as a kid
now that I know they're not g*rman I love them even more

austria is little germany and it will return to us as soon we get rid of the 2+4 agreement.

And where is your turkish history?
Oh wait everything you did and do now is to copy the arabs from 1400 years ago.

It was set on Vienna for fucks sake.

Show your flag coward, I will skewer you like a tender kebab.

Mozart was German though. Red Bull owner and richest person in Austria is a Croat Dietrich Matešić

>Where's your history?

Boy I don't know. Must be somewhere.
Oh right... it's literally everywhere in europe.

>Redbull
>Hitler
>Glock
but all that is shit, user

Croatia is rightfully austrian clay tho
Gotta keep that in mind

>implying that kid me knew where the fuck vienna is

They’re sort of like Germans except without layers upon layers of war guilt ingrained in them it seems.

Turkish history:


Ottomon Turks:
>WE ARE ARAB CALIPHATE, LETS CHANGE OUR LANGUAGE ABIT SO THAT IT LOOKS MORE LIKE ARABIC AND LESS LIKE TURKIC!

Attaturk:

>ARABS? WE ARE GOKTURKS! LETS LEARN THIS ANCIENT TURKISH RUNES WE HAVEN'T PRACTICED FOR 1000 YEARS!

ERDOGAN:

>FILTHY TURKS! WE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN ARABS! LETS MAKE THE COUNTRY MORE ISLAMIC!

So there IS an educational system worse than USA's.

Austro Hungarian reunion when?

nah I just hated geography, every page of the book was either ripped off or poked to the point that it was unreadable just because I was bored in class
for years I thought Memphis was somewhere in New York TOPKEK

You could have been a part of this.
But because of your ineptitude, you are a non-nation.
You could have prevented this.. (this being your present situation).

YOU:

>ARRR I'M A PIRATE.

Germans have the numbers. It's a shame Austrian Empire is gone. More or less irrelevant by themselves

Vienna should be nuked

>H*tler
>loses war, becomes an hero
>better

They literally can't. Germany is full of Austrian immigrants in the Advertising- and IT industry, as well as large-scale plant Engineering. Austrians lack diligence and pedantry, but German HR People for some reason believe Austrians (males) are more creative and a good ally for fighting red tape and bending rules. Don't take my word for it, ask Insiders. Perhaps the good Führer got elected for the same reasons, who knows?

Because Austrians (and South Germans) are not pure Nordics. Celtic/Slavic/Hungarian admixture helps to fix the inherent autism and lack of long-term strategical thinking of the Nordcucks. See also the other Germanic country which managed to run an Empire for more than 50 years, England.
Ironically both the Anglo and the Austrian are mediocre warriors at best, and relied mostly others with more balls but less common sense to win their battles and die in droves, ie. Scots and Hungarians.

That's hilarious. Annette shwarz is still my favorite pornstar though, the dirtier the better.

Vienna is Austria, Austria is Vienna. The rest is just talking farm animals inbreeding and getting fucked up the arse by gay goats.

Vienna is just a budget version of Budapest with no nightlife and more dark-skinned criminals desu. Rural Austria is comfy as fuck though.

>comfy as fuck though.

if you get high on shit mist, perhaps

hello fellow austrians

>start multiple world wars
>lose
>get empires partitioned
>"if we get our shit together we're going to start another world war!"

Why are you people so retarded?

We are superior to both

>Europeans still salty we don't care where their little countries are

You are only relevant to us because you are proto-Mexicans

Liechtenstein > Switzerland
:^)