Find out today I failed ANOTHER graduate assessment centre

>find out today I failed ANOTHER graduate assessment centre
>it was just an easy interview with an HR roastie, a braindead group exercise, and an easy numerical test
>failed due to being an ugly autist with a beta demeanour and non-posh accent
>UK interviewers care about nothing other than normieness
>still havent really started a career at the age of 27 - have an ok job right now for my CV (that miraculously takes almost no effort) but situation is demoralising - either you're on the prestigious track or you're not
>was demoralising going to Bank station just to see all the rich Chads and Staceys and going to an assessment centre filled with UBERnormie candidates
>knew I did badly (will be more pissed if I fail another result I am waiting on and I did better)
>have another one upcoming for a "prestigious" but low paying job

>tfw aged 27, no friends or social experiences since school, no female attention ever, never been to pub, club, or party, no passion in life
>daily life consists of living in tiny flat in London, failing to avoid junk food and coffee everyday while telling myself it's the last time, and doing close to no work

I'll have to throw away all morals and lie more in future interviews. Competency questions are godawful. Somebody who just does the work is at a huge disadvantage. I don't spend every day Giving Feedback In Diverse Teams.

I interview well over the phone now, but in person I get nervous and my voice gets choked up. I know they look at me and see my ugliness and can tell I am not one of them (a posh giganormie clone). But nobody at my workplace or other candidates are inspiring communicators either. I am just no capable of "performing" as an ubernormie in an interview.

I consider getting a part-time retailcuck job in my free time but it is not worth it. I would be taxed at around 32 % and feel like a cuck lacking in initiative.

All this PC propaganda shoved at us and being an ugly beta male is the only thing without a safety net.

Its true. They dont care about your qualifications or skills. UK bosses measure your normieness. ("I was going to the pub at 16, I have fucked 3 slags since the start of the year, Which team do you support?")

Look dude. Forget the ugliness you can ofset that with confidence. You already know what they are looking for, play the part. Looks fade you know that. Use the fact they are useless fuckin bugmen robots to your advantage. Hell even condescend them slightly. Stay pure brother

>Forget the ugliness you can ofset that with confidence.

Bump

I graduated from a top-tier school in europe (Msc) and I always had a hard time with interviews. Most annoying stupid questions all the time, with everyone else doing good due to them being insulting obsequious in their behavior and general attitude.

Several times, I was asked how important is diversity in an organization. I really wanted to grab the fat hr bitch by the hair and smack her face onto the table.

Truth is, they do not want tall, good-looking, and knowledgeable people; they want miserable worms that will be forever miserable in their miserable environment.

Stop doing assessments. Get a job in the firm that doesn't require it and very quickly you'll be able to skip all that shit and be offered the position.

t. paralegal then training contract.

Protip: Get a fucking hair cut, have a shave, wear a good suit, pluck your eyebrows slightly and learn eye contact. That's all you need.

I respect that advice because it's practical, but you are also slaving away and getting paid fuck all with the hopes of becoming a scum-sucking vampire.

Do sales. It will cure you of your social retardation by forcing you to hone a systematic process to dealing with common objections that elude people in many parts of their lives.

Thanks for reminding me to get off of Sup Forums. You do the same. Good luck bro.

I know it's a meme, but bee yourself.

I got my current job through all this grad nonsense and it was the only thing I applied for (100% success r8).

I didn't sleep the night before from insomnia, I just went in and cracked jokes and dished out some knowledge.

I also had a beard, man bun and wanky glasses. I'm hardly a normie. I was the tallest there to be fair. None of the manlets from the assessment day got jobs hah.

What area you trying to work in?

What was your group task, ours was making paper aeroplanes and I just took the piss.