Why do Japs sleep on the floor? Why do they hate beds?

Why do Japs sleep on the floor? Why do they hate beds?

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They only sleep on the floor if they want to increase their daily oral intake of giant spiders.

Japan didn't even have Western beds until 60 years ago.

I sleep on the floor, what is your problem with that senpai

Because they hate freedom.

beds are just a collection of dead skin cells and the dust mites that munch on them. Japs clean those futons often so its not the case with them

You know you are covered in mites this very second, right?

Tatami is comfy enough.

But I lay a futon on the mattress

I prefer to sleep on the floor desu i just like being close to the ground

Mites are extinct in the country I live in.

Not funny

That's just their traditional tatami rooms. #1 Tatami doesn't take well to having heavy objects on it. #2 Having futons means you free up the space during the day. #3 They're comfy as fuck.

Normal rooms have beds.

They still live in paper houses and die from a simple cold. There is an easy alternative to not dying.

spacing it's the first reason

It actually infuriates me that people who don't know SHIT about Japanese culture are allowed on Sup Forums and post shitty threads like this. It fucking reeks of newfaggotry.

It was pretty funny

>curling up in a fetal position under a greasy body towel on top of a sideless crib
>not laying face down spread eagle naked on cold marble flooring with a pulsating erection

Do you even Chad?

Makes you wonder how they even find their way here or why they don't at least lurk before posting.

We are Sup Forums not /jp/.

>mfw this fucking faggot will actually defend ass-backward gooks refusing to use a fucking fork like a civilized human being

The ones on my nut sack don't count.

>it's a new fag pretends he's such an old fag episode
You probably don't know shit yourself.

>Why do they hate beds?
They don't. They just can't afford sizeable houses.

Imagine doing that in Australia.
Don't forget the snakes, other insects, poisonous bilby etc.

Elevens are not gooks, faggot.

Japan has the right idea to be fair.

My bed takes up half of my living space. A foldable futon would save a tonne of space.

>what is a linen sheet

arr rook da same

Tbh I really could use the room too.
It's genius desu.

Just because it's not a Japanese culture-centered board doesn't mean people posting empty-headed ethnocentric shit like OP or are understandable or should be allowed at all.

You're right, but at least, I don't make shitty threads like this one.

Cold air accumulates below, because it's more dense.

>stabbing food is more civilized than picking it up

People who use knives and forks contributions to food:
>Literally everything
>Every sauce but soy
>Every form of meat preparation
>Every form of vegetable preparation
>10,000 different ways to cook eggs
Asia's contributions to cooking
>Soy sauce
>"Curry"
>Soy sauce
>Raw fish
>The word "Umami" (although most English speaking none weeaboos say savoury)

The floor is padded with tatami mats and there's a futon mattress on the floor, so it's soft.

They do use forks for some foods dumbass.

>some
Fucking savages.

Check out this Japanese steak.

And how about this gourmet Japanese curry.

It's not just that they do actually use forks quite a bit but also the fact that not every country needs to get rid of their cultural ways just because there are countries that force their shit way of doing things onto other countries.

>Omelette with ketchup on it
It's like the Japanese are literal babies.

This is what 2 year olds eat in the West.

asia's additions to cooking
>noodles
>sake and other forms of booze
>rice vinegar
>palm sugars
>the wok
>spices

>nuh uh africans shouldn't stop sucking wet shit out of cows anuses

Asians believe that sleeping on hard beds promotes better backs. That's why plank beds and wood pillows are preferred by most rural Asians.

So literally nothing like I said.
>The wok
Lmao, they invented "a" pan. Good job.

>spices are nothing
britbong pls go

Floors are comfy to sleep on specially if its made out of wood, try it, you'll never sleep on cottonlet again.

>U MUST BE BLITISH COS YOU ALE BAD WIRF FOOD *danananana na na na naaaaa gong sound*
Need I remind you that Britain basically owned India at one point.

What is Britain's contribution to food? Vinegar and sheep guts?

And China.
And a former British colony nuked and occupied Japan, which owned all other Asian countries at a point.

What's it to you?

Mustard, roast beef and fucking tikka masala m8.

>Britain's contribution to food
Naval trade routes?

Britain has the best ingredients and the worst cooks

For the stuff invented elsewhere?

>Asia's contributions to cooking are shit
>UH YEAH, WELL WHAT ABOUT BRITAIN HA
Pretty sure I said the West which includes France and Italy as well.

You seem genuinely angry, user.

>And China
Britain owned Hong Kong and Shanghai. That's it unless smaller concessions are included but those are hardly of relevance, especially when you consider that several countries owned those. Don't twist shit around.

Angry about what? Even if I was British, Britain has contributed more to cooking than smelly old Nippon.

This looks exactly like the soup my mother used to make in my third world country.

What's even the point of bed huh?

nice try. every european food sans mediterranean sucks

>use a fucking fork
> needs to be used with a spoon or knife, taking up both hands
> not using superior chopsticks which can pick up, stab, shred, slice, skewer and scoop. With just one hand.

Neanderthals

Paki detected.

>Knives and Forks
>Beautifully crafted from stainless steel and silver
>Durable, will outlast you, don't rot or rust

>Chopsticks
>Literally just sticks
>Absorb flavour over time getting completely ruined

I've been sleeping on the floor for a good two months and I do have a lot of bites.

> western cooking
> kill the meat
> salt, pepper, herbs, oil, heat
> tea = dried indian plants

> Japanese cooking
> slicing fish is an art
> days of prep to get ramen stock
> weeks of prep to get somen
> improved italian & french cooking methods
> improved chinese cooking methods
> improved french baking & pastry making
> modern fusion of asian & western flavours
> spiritual ties to nature and natural flavour
> tea = artform

>chopsticks
>disposable
>less expensive

>silverware
>expensive
>not disposable
>will tarnish or rust

not even close

just admit that non-southern Euro food is terrible

> days of prep to get ramen stock
Get a load of this fucking idiot weeb thinking Japs invented stock.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouillon_(broth)

> improved italian & french cooking methods
> improved chinese cooking methods
> improved french baking & pastry making
I hope you really believe this.

Why can't we all just get along and realise that every region has made valuable contributions to cooking?

> cutlery - ugly, clumsy, overcomplicated variety
> disposeable versions break when used

> chopsticks
> craftable from a wide variety of material including wood, plastics and various metals
> one perfect form, can be done simply or full of intricate sculpture
> disposeable versions are biodegradable, never fail, and have found multiple other uses everywhere.

Baka Waito Gaijin

>Ahahaha us oldfags right!
Kill yourself

Reminder

>Get a load of this fucking idiot weeb thinking Japs invented stock.

I'm not the fucking idiot who can't comprehend simple English.

It helps them maximize space

And sleeping on the floor isnt bad

*Engrish

Fucking weeaboo. Maybe you should stop watching Shokugeki and eat at a restaurant.

>Poisonous bilby
Those things can be poisonous? why in hell?

Do you really think that OP was serious? These threads have always been here

Well what else did you expect to happen after you bombed Hawaii?

Most honorable Japanese sleep with humility. So humble, very 和.

western cooking is so simple to do

Spoken like somebody that eats nothing but cans of baked beans.

Japanese curries are closer to stews and are more designed to be slow cooked compared to other East or south asian curries. They also get a lot more taste from their ingredients compared to other curries which have flavour from the sauce.

People cook pic related with just onions and beef and wonder why it's so bland. Add carrots and apple, make sure you stew it for an hour and it's a completely different level.

I know. That's why I posted a picture of army ration grade beef stew.

This looks like stew, what the fuck.

Also
>it's a completely different level.
As a curry it is bland and as a stew it is low grade.

I'd argue the opposite. Most British cuisine came about because the ingredients were utter shit. Lots of British dishes came about because of practicality or because the ingredients were cheap as fuck.

Also, people go to the UK, have a Weatherspoons, assume that's British cuisine.

It's not as nice as Indian or Thai curries but it still shits on Chinese curry

>Lots of British dishes came about because of practicality
This is a stereotype derived from the great depression. It wasn't true before the great depression and it hasn't been true for many years. I live in a pretty shitty, poor area and I can go out right now and find more or less whatever ingredient I want.

I can't agree by proxy because Chinese curries in England are chip shop curries and thus better than Japanese curries.

Why buy a bed ?

This is also considered food for children in Japan, user. The whole point of having anime characters eat omurice constantly is because it's supposed to be cute, or alternatively to show that they're shit at cooking.

It's nice having something that I can easily put away after waking up so that there's actually space to move around in a tiny ass room.

>ketchup
God that's nasty.

Because they all have crocodile rape fantasies. My mate over here in straya found a crocodle on his floor when he woke up one day. Called me over and we shot it to death with our BB guns.

>westaboos in Sup Forums

Do you come here to feel angry that people in the anime board like Japan and want to justify muh west? Sup Forums, Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and /ck/ would enjoy your west-humping views, because the west's culture is objectively better than Japan. :^)

Ketchup on eggs and rice is pretty good.

If you livein the West and believe the West to be the best you aren't a Westaboo, you are a true patriot.

More like why do beds in anime never have boxsprings, just a single plain mattress.