Do horse girls make good redpilled traditional wives?

Do horse girls make good redpilled traditional wives?

If they aren't fucking it maybe.

The ones I grew up with are pretty cool but the horse obsession is too much for me

In my experience they are needy af

Sure till you find them in the barn late at night with a horse balls deep in them

Maybe? They're fucking crazy though, wouldn't recommend it.

They are the only group of girls that I went to school with that seem traditional and redpilled (other than the Latinas and Asian girls)

THIS. Most horse girls secretly admire the huge cock of the horse, and can be seen admiring it. This obsession with the giant schlong will invariably lead them to seek out BBC, so yeah, no.. they are not good tradwives.

Implying I wouldn’t go into the mare’s stall one over and bang the girl horse. Damn, I must be a genius.

Cut out the middle man and fuck the horse

L.O.L. They're supposed to grow out of that when they're 12, and you're thinking about wife one of those girls?

It’s mostly the muscles of the horse that they love. Horses are muscular as fuck. Girls naturally admire muscular beings doesn’t matter if it’s a female or a male horse

Hell fucking know. Every "horse girl" I've ever met was:

a) psychotic as fuck
b) a fucking roastie
c) butterface

A female as a muscular being, lad?

Human bois can't compete with the BHC

>two feet of dick with endless stamina
>riding it is equivalent to a Hitachi magic wand
>muscles that put gorillas to shame
>loyal no matter what, will never leave her

face it, IT'S OVER. Not even the BBC can compete.

Don’t forget the bucket

I ride and take care of abused / malnourished horses and I have a 50s house wife mentality. I'm a boi. Fml

Horses are a tool of Satan

Wat?

Pony horse girls make great wives.

This.

High-quality post, mate. Good one.

The ones I met that are crazy are usually older and single, and i think theyve been crazy their whole life, and gravitate to horses because horses are very herdlike and accepting, and make high anxiety people feel calm. They actually use horses for therapy in the US alot.

Younger girls that are into horses are usually very loyal and conservative

Did you ever ever?

are horses the girl version of /o/tism?

Any women with an animal obsession is trash.

Yes

Chicks cleaning their faces with meaty horse dick is my fetish actually so this is OK.

Don't forget that they all wear a ponytail because they all secretly wish to be a horse

nah you've just got to find one that's jrhnbr

Girls like anything muscular and black, with a big cock. Whities can just dream..

>None of these faggots realizing how great of a lay mares are

Hell nah. I rescue abused animals not give them abuse lmao. I crave white man cock

top pip

horse girls are the last true manifestation of indo-european paganism

what did he mean by this

My sides

>know
Jesus Christ, no*. What the fuck was I thinking.

Horse girls usually experience their first orgasm while out riding between ages of 11 and 13.

They usually break their hymens while horse riding too.

Orgasm just by riding? Must be some crazy damn vibrations

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go away NIGGER

What is worse Sup Forums, A white women who fucks horses or a white woman who fucks tyrone behind your back?

That's what they say, it's more likely the guy who runs the stables diddled them

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A white woman who fucks niggers creates niglets. A white woman who fucks horses just as a destroyed unusable vagina.

Guy's dicks tend to be darker than the rest of their body, and blacks have the largest penises and the darkest skin. So from a evolutionary biology standpoint it makes sense that women would be more eroused by darker males(which I'm 99% sure they are) , but their vaginas actually detecting melanin levels in penises seems a bit out there.


I've also heard that white women's vaginas have enlarged melanin receptors (so sensitive that white mothers often experience multiple orgasms when giving birth to a Black baby) , which makes sense given the lack of melanin in white penises. It also explains why white women get so aroused and orgasm so frequently and intensely with darker mates.


On Bill Nye's show he had on Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill copulated with a black woman and Neil with a white woman for 20 minutes each, Bill was unable to make his partner orgasm. Neil's partner actually had to receive medical attention and was taken to hospital as a precaution due to the physical exhaustion and strain her 50+ orgasms had caused. Supposedly female viagra is actually made from black babies' foreskins.

The woman's multiple orgasms, coupled with the high levels of melanin in the penis cause the cervix to dilate. This allows the african male to penetrate directly into the womb, killing any white fetus present and allowing him to ejaculate directly into the womb, ensuring fertilization.
So yeah they think about the BBC when they see that big horse cock.

>vaginal melanin receptors pasta

>only one of them has a gigantic dick
>it's also the only one that works for a living

I'd much rather get cucked by Mr. Ed desu

Surely the most know everyone thinks they are a retarded unfunny cuck at this point, right?

My family had a ranch when I was a kid. My older sister broke hers. She screamed really loud one day when we were out and said she felt something "bad" so we had to go home right away. She ran into the house, yelling for our mom. I was scared because we were best friends, but no one would tell me what happened until years later. Does breaking a hymen really hurt that bad, or was she just being dramatic?

Yes but far more intense.

You might think about cars for maybe 4hrs-8 hrs a day and pussy for the other 8hrs but for a girl who is really into horse she might think about horses for 10-12 hrs.

I have a family friend who runs a stable and all her shit has horses or is related to horses. Its literally a mental disorder, I mean most of the girls aren't even really competing they literally just ride in circles for hours.

i fucked a girl that rode horses. i think its a hobby because it gets them off. her parents were racist as fuck too so it was fun to see my mexican dick inside her while her parents were out of town.

i asked her to fuck me like she rides and she held my shirt tight and bounced rapidly on my dick and let out some nasty moans. i almost busted inside her when she did that.

ahh yess there are no white men hung like horses. Never mind the most hung man is white and the great black cock myth.

both

GILGAMESH

yes

Yes. Just make sure that you share the horse when you and her fuck it.

Yes, horses are dolphins of the land.

I’m a phone fag someone tell me what’s going on here

Good taste

Rather have a girl slobber on horse and dog dick than black. No babys, no stds, a better choice for a better life

a hors delivers some hay to another hoers

I have no idea what you are on you filthy nigger but at least I keked. And also I hope you get stoned to death, the sooner the better.

Imagine if for some inexplicable reason you were bleeding out of your dick? Of course it was just being "dramatic"

no, but horses do

Muh waifu

you have good taste in horses

Sauce please on girl in op?

Download the VLC app and never phonepost again.

second choice waifu, I prefer twiggy
im surprised that I actually miss barneyfag.

I dont know what's up with girls and horses. I love animals especially doggos like German shepherds and will waste hours watching doggo vids on Jewtube but I don't find horses that interesting or appealing. Since it's a mostly female thing I suspect there's a sexual aspect to it, especially since they have such huge schlongs.

horse girls are INSANE. never met one that wasn't neurotic as fuck.

AJ is actually third on the ladder for me behind Twiggles and Glimmy

Purple smart is best

Thats what pommels are for.

10/10

There's no cock like horse cock

Girugamesh!
Haven't seen that in years.

Fluttershy is clearly the best

is it better to have tyrone or a horse fuck your wife. you have no other options

I think there's more screwed up in your head if this is your general thought process.

HOLY FUCK how insecure are you?

Like any other group of white girl, depends...
Horse show girls are hoes out for a rich husband
Rodeo/barrel race girls are mostly redpilled but party animals - not quite trad wife
Girls who ride for the fun of it but not competitively tend to be trad wife caliber.

flutters is a good pony too

Whew, sure is some dumb shit in this thread.
>horse girls redpilled gfs
Well, horse girls tend to be more sensible since they need that to understand the horse better. My gf has a horse and she is pretty well tuned to reading emotions. She is redpilled by her parents which are openly against the illegal immigrants storming germany. She is not zyklon B levels redpilled, but is surely against them and says that there are too much to integrate and it will cause huge problems.

>Getting off from riding
No, she sais that she never felt anything close to sexual pleasure while riding, the movement is not the same to get off. Her friends also never felt it. Shes not lying to me, since we talk about everything.

>wanting the horeses dick
She said "Its porn BS, people who ever had to wash the smegma of their stallion will be super disgusted to even think about it putting into them". She specifically chose a mare to avoid the dick washing. She says that surely some people will fantasize about it, but they most likely dont have a horse.

>horse girls are crazy
Well not her. shes normal. Having a horse is a huge chore, but her family share the work. Shes slowly getting fed up with taking care of it, but loves it and wont sell her.

Personality indicators more than anything else. Women are usually more neurotic than men, so they prefer security. A big strong horse radiates that so the "fight" feels safer, and is also a form of transportation which allows the "flight" to be easier too.
Women are also more conscientious, so a big, strong horse is not only useful, but also predictable and orderly as a domesticated species.
Lastly, women are much more agreeable, more empathetic, and caring. Horses don't really fight back, and as domesticated animals, also require maintenance.

A Horse is what a woman wants in a man: Strong, Useful, Loyal, and Dumb. They like dogs for these same reasons. T

I fucking wish, but most horse girls I see are fucking insane and I have no clue why.

It seems so traditional, what the fuck makes them so crazy?

Trip have spoken, and I agree that fucker should get stoned to death.

>THEY BREAK THEIR FUCKING HYMENS HORSEBACK RIDING

NO ONE, NOTHING ELSE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE TO THE COMPANY OF AN EQUINE FOR THEM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THANK YOU ANONS

>Be young-un
>Suddenly bleed from cunt
>Also probably a bit of pain
She was freaked the fuck out but that sounds normal

>she loves it and wont sell it

This is now an /mlpol/ thread.
Abandon all hope all ye who post here

Auto post cut me off before I could add, The sexual aspect isn't really all that hot but I can see where it comes from since horses have huge cocks and don't fight back if you want to play with it. Women aren't attracted to horses FOR the sexual aspect but since a horse makes a good "mate replacement", that sexual aspect will show itself in one way or another. Horse sex isn't very practical for women however. While on one end of the spectrum you have soyboys with dicks that are too small, a horse's dick is too big, and trying to "take" it can lead to some very unfortunate (fatal) circumstances, see mr hands. Horses also don't last very long in sex, they pump once or thrice and they're done.

>all this shit taste

the question is: can you compete with this?

Good post my dude. Stallions only last like 30 seconds TOPS tho.

>trixie
lol my waifu kicked your waifu's ass

Trips demand more mlpol

OH FUCK IT MY LITTLE POLITICS THE RECKONING