AMA: USMC edition

Ask a jarhead anything you wanna know. If your question is "should i enlist?" I'll save you some time: no you should not.

where you at bitch nigga im comin 4 u

are you gay?

Thoughts on Trump's planned military parade?

How are you mr. Cruz?

MOS? Any deployments? (Real deployments aka combat deployments)

Do recruits actually have to get a shot of some stuff jammed up their ass at the start of basic to make it impossible for them to get an erection?

this is true

29 stumps. Or oki. Or anywhere in the whole wide world, BITCH.

No, but the Corps does have a lot of fags.

>assuming I'm your one faggot Marine buddy.

Elaborate in-depth as to why you regret your decision to enlist

You get a penicillin shot in the ass at the start. No boner killing medicine though. I didn't beat off a single time at boot but others did.

Is your name aaron and do you have an older brother? if so. hey bro.

Ill reply later when I can write more

No.

Check.

Thoughts on private military?

Hey devil find your local 0311s & convince all of them to join your new gang.

this is reddit tier shit. your chevrons are too close to the corner and your cammies don't even look salt

does this rustle your jimmies?

what... the... fuck

>po' lil wite boi

Brand new Cammie blouse and an OFP corporal explains all that gaylord

thank you for your service, Patriot

>E-3

E-4 should be the minimum to make posts like this. You probably spend most of your time telling 18 year olds how to do housekeeping.

What is the woman on the right wearing ? Some sort of maternity thing ?

Are most wypipol in the Marines really so quasi-homosexual, super-intensive, immature dudebros like they're being portrayed in the media?

yeah i think so

>being this retarded

Couldn't care less, military got cucked a long time ago with Obama

Not much except they make about 20x more.

This stereotype is actually more accurate than you might think.

It gets better when you realize she's likely the CO of the other 3 with the middle one just there for the photo op.

I bet you're an abo living in Niggerbama

show us a photo from a battle or firefight youve been in.
hide all identifying markings
if no youre a boot polishing retard playing dress ups

>being this retarded

So how many years do you have in, faggot? How much is babysitting your juniors and how much is doing your actual job?

Also,
>disaffected service member makes post on 'social media'
Are you the reason we have safety/security briefings?

So she's the only officer (Major?) in that pic ?
Also why has the man in the middle a black uniform jacket ?

You bought that uniform at a surplus store

Guy in the middle is national guard. That's their dress uniform.

How are you suppossed to take pictures during a firefight ? Are you drunk kangaroo man ? No wonder you people lost a war against emus.

Ayyyyyyy welcome to the "military is shit, we've lost all sense of comradery and purpose club.

You think if the normies knew how there is nothing here uniting anyone, and that most people who aren't using the military as welfare, they would care?

This was the last institution I had faith in, that something could be saved. And now, I realize putting degenerates and junkies in a uniform and shouting at them doesn't actually fix anything.

t. Army

The US armed forces have multiple uniforms for various occasions, but the emblems signifying rank stay the same.

>he's at 29 palms with a thumb up his ass

helmet cam. frame grab. you're currently losing a war against muslims. Only you don't realize you're in it
also we pumped you cunts in ww2

>emblems signifying rank stay the same
Correction - that's for officers. Enlisted are a bit of a clusterfuck.

Why are you here no one cares you scored low on the asvab.

yes, they do do that.

t. army

Why is she wearing a bed sheet?

Josh get off Sup Forums

This place has ruined me. Anyone else see the happy merchant on right side of pic? In the camo.

Ahh the ultimate cuck

Because you still need to wear a uniform while pregnant. That's a Maternity blouse.

what scope do you reccomend for a scar 17s? i was thinking acog or vcog
using it for hunting, sport shooting and HD when I can't find my PS90

...

It's called dash cam my dude you knobs those people who buy those cameras and tape it to their head.

Sorry, I don't understand Mandarin Mr. Chrystal Meth.

This is a well known fact. Getting a boner is a time wasted that could otherwise be spent fighting for israel.

Come to klz if you want a good time. We aren't doing shit on this deployment . Easy money.

>Chrystal
don't understand English either

Wrong country but I heard yours loves to eat shit.

When you take a closer look at the flag...

Fellow Marine here.
CH-53E Mech.

Did you ever ride on a shitter?

Sorry Kaola nigger, Crystal meth. I see you know your drugs.

Bummer.

Pack it up, lads. OP is done. He thought he was a big guy at E-3 but had to scrub some toilets.

weak lad

Did you pull off any tactical combat wanks?

Why shouldn't I enlist?

oh Lord
is fatty holding up the flag

Your country invented McDonalds, tomayto tomahto.

OP is AWOL. It depends on your goals.

really? what a fucking cuck... what's the reasons to not join?

Maybe that will cheer you up but don't take it if you have a centrelink appointment, I heard they are going to test you guys for drugs.

Go read your MCI's and get out of this shithole. Be a good Marine, lead by example, workout everyday, train your ass off and be a good civilian. Always carry your H.C.C. card in your wallet and chest pocket. LIVE BY IT! Show all of Society why the Marines set the standard for the Armed Forces. Semper Fidelis 1/7 A Co.

Retard

kek, u scared him off

What's the status of gang affiliations inside the armed forces?

Scored a 99 on the asvab

Stop being a welfare leech faggot and get a real job.

Faggot

what do you thing about open carry?

What do you think of Israel and all the Americans who have died in kike-instigated wars?

What?

Are you gay?

Boot ass Cpl, go fucking police call the parking lot right now.

have you fapped to corpses?

Salt peter in the food, kills your sex drive.

>poor little Sergeant Major of the Army

What's the best mos for custodian work?

Sure did.
Still here. Plus corporal is e4 in the Corps you dumb shit.

Cranked it in a sleeping bag in the desert a few times. Harder than you think surrounded by dudes.

save pic and post it in the next rare merchant thread, faggot

Is diversity your strength?

Do you prefer m.o.a, or mils on your turret adjustments?

The government issued jew.

>Why shouldn't I enlist?
I want to know too

Regardless of what you do, you'll be a bitch for at least a year and probably 2 years. If you aren't a retarded asshole, things go smoother. I was E-5 in 2 and half years and did 6 total. It's all completely retarded bullshit day after day but it's a paycheck and gives you time to figure out what you want if you don't waste it. I'm using a VA house loan now to get buy a home I never would have dreamed of buying 10 years ago. I was hired on the spot for both jobs I've had since getting out because of my resume.

Not from a battle but good enough

Go fuck yourself.

You want to know what the US military is? It's a meat grinder. People go in one end, and meat comes out the other.

Why are your pockets angled inward? Are they more accessible to the opposite arm, or is there another reason?

There's no need to flip yourself we can do it for you

Welfare queen, sucking on the tit of the government.
What is you MOS?
HOW MANY DEPLOYMENTS?
YOU GOT ANY BODIES?