/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - Enraged Randlet EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>The Memo
intelligence.house.gov/news/documentsingle.aspx?DocumentID=856

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets GUA Pres Morales 2/8/18
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>SoS T-Rex meets CHN Rep Jiechi 2/8/18
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>WH Press Brief (Dep PressSec Shah) 2/8/18
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>DefDep Press Brief (Dana White) 2/8/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump @2018 Natl Prayer Breakfast 2/8/18
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>IntDep Video: Promises Kept 2/8/18
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>NoKo full military parade 2/8/18
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>VP Pence post JPN speech presser 2/7/18
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>More VP Pence w/Troops in JPN 2/7/18
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>2nd Lady Karen interview 2/7/18
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>VP Pence speaks to troops in JPN 2/7/18
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>VP Pence meets w/JPN PM Abe 2/7/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/AF Gen Selva testify @House 2/6/18
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>WH Video: VP Pence in Japan 2/7/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis) 2/7/18
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>AG Sessions in Tampa Bay FL 2/7/18
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>AG Sessions @Reagan Alumni Assoc 2/6/18
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>We're gonna B52 the shit outta you 2/7/18
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Hoping for a comfy shutdown
Did the House pass a bill?

Yes, but Rand is stalling in the Senate.

SHUT

IT

DOWN

AWOO AWOO AWOO

>Taking the heat off of Pelosi
Rand isn't bright.

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Armageddon has just begun, what do?

For now.

I'm reaching out to more right wing people, usually really Christian folks, to try to understand better. As far as I can tell, the reason they support and believe in more outlandish or paradoxical things is this need to believe that an omnipotent strong entity has their back unconditionally. They feel that way. That's the vast oversimplification.

But like any good counselor, psychotherapist, or life coach will tell you: Feelings are not facts. They're fearful people who often don't understand, and even though we live in a whole galaxy of different feelings, there's only one reality. So they might reject climate science now, but here's how it'll be when the nuts hit the blender:

Scientists: "A freak hurricane is coming and it's because of us."

Believers: "Climate change doesn't exist. Shut up, scientists. You don't know anything."

Then the freak hurricane destroys everything they hold dear and kills more than half of their family. Their media is saying it was nothing, but they hear that all the scientists are saying another one is coming, and soon.

Believers: OH DEAR GOD, HELP US SCIENTISTS!

Some stragglers will be left over, but they're really mentally ill. They need other kinds of help

SHILL!

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He's a well meaning idiot. I hope he faces a credible primary threat just so he shapes up.

We're in the middle of the biggest economic collapse in the history of peoplekind, and Rand Paul is talking about trivial issues like taxes and government spending. THIS is why the Republican Party is dying.

AWOOVEMENT CONTINUES!

Grab popcorn, a nice drink, and a cozy blanket

She looks like she's had plenty.

>Randlets

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I bet fatty would like a sandwich.

She's so wet. Trump's a true alpha.

what do you think king nigger is up to? I haven't heard from him for a while.

I know this is bait but damn you got me anyways

Doesn't Trump support the Bill and at the very least sign it? What's happening here, should I support Rand or Trump?

I'm sorry if this shits on your religion.
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It is mind-boggling to me that the scientific community can’t make a case for climate science that sounds convincing, even to some of the people on their side, such as me. In other words, I think scientists are right (because I play the odds), but I am puzzled by why they can’t put together a convincing argument, whereas the skeptics can, and easily do. Shouldn’t it be the other way around?
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blog.dilbert.com/2017/03/08/how-to-convince-skeptics-that-climate-change-is-a/

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IM CONFUSED

ON THE ONE HAND I WANT TRUMP TO PASS HIS BUDGET, ON THE OTHER I KNOW RAND PAUL IS CORRECT

WUT DO???

Rand is right. This speech is a necessary rebuke of the CR system.
They have a responsibility to pass the 12 appropriations bills with actual line item budgets.

Jap quail is best party quail

So when the stock market tanks another 1000 points tomorrow how will Trump spin it?

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>should I support Rand or Trump?
There is no either or here user. You can perfectly support Rand points without wanting the bill to fail.

Blog somewhere else you fucking homo.

let Rand give his speech and then watch as we do another fucking CR in March

I side with Rand

people didn't care what joe had to say during his vp time. what makes the media think we care now

If I had to guess it's probably because there's a difference between a "climate scientist", who is an actual researcher, and an "environmentalist", who is someone with an "environmental studies" degree that requires no scientific knowledge whatsoever.

TURN ON FOX RIGHT FUCKING NOW

B R E A K I N G NOW

ITS HAPPENING

>OH NO OH NO OH NO

RADICALIZED

LOLBERT

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Yesterday's ratings,
Hannity is beating Maddow by 900k views. But the sad thing is he still managed to 3 million.

I almost thought he was talking about Japs instead of Japanese quail.

> the long term fundamentals of the economy are strong, labor numbers are great, meaningful wage increase on a level not seen for 9 years was just confirmed.

Rand’s comments about having a military parade if we bring the troops all home was based as fuck

>potus is sending the message
he means obama right?

That's a good thing, isn't it?

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> I'll give every man and woman in this room $10,000 each to suck my dick

RAND NO

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>That nose
tell me it's shooped

>P-please let China take all the minerals
Great logic!

“Nah senpai”

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what the fuck is rand paul doing

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who /standwithrand/ here

by running your fagget ass over with a tank during the glorious parade

Nothing Rand is saying is wrong and I doubt he's actually going to shut the government down.

Cut your dick off, and die.

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Not good for California's anti-Trump narrative

/standwithrand/

making the point that the US Senate has a responsibility to pass 12 separate appropriations bills with actual line item budgets

This CR system is going to lead to disaster if we keep this shit up

who believes that chart?

Oh no

thought he said japanese males kek

Rand just doesn't understand the importance of studying why Quail use and the effects of Cocaine. Its a serious problem right now in our country.

What is the randlet doing?

Based commiefornia.

SHUT IT DOWN

>how come you were against President Obama's deficits but now you're for Republican deficits?

Well /ptg/?

RAND GAVE UP

Boomers and backstreet fags btfo
> oh Lordy Jesus
AMERICAN MAN FIRST

enhance

It would make sense that Hiro is coke fiend that uses drugs during sex.

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WEW

he's done

Oh no! The concern trolls told me Rand was going to shut the government down
I'm so disappointed right now
I was promised a filibuster

Some communist that calls themself a centrist made that chart.

Anyone else genuinely tempted to buy a Quail and give it cocaine just for shits and giggles?

Jesus Trump just turned them all into soy boys.

>be 71 year man
>so chad 13-00 old women want your dick
Sometimes I hate this man.

What did she do to the dog

you guys should do the same study but with emu

I stand with Rand. There's no excuse for shit like this

Napoleon syndrome. Except he could never be reelected if he actually SHUT IT DOWN.

That street shitter handled the press briefing very well today. The President should get a man for Press Secretary. I miss Sean.

Only an Aussie would have such desire.

>13 year old women

uhh....

Drumpfies BTFO!

/polcirca06/

OK for realsies, is there ANYONE here who ISN'T a russian spy at this point??

Aлeкcaндp reporting in!

Who gives a shit you fucking jew

he just won re-election
I'm really tired of these safe senators sabotaging every bill

People really should hang for shit like this

>not /bitch4mitch/
sad!

it was just a floor speech. not sure why everyone started freaking out like this was a filibuster