This is my wife Mayuri

This is my wife Mayuri
Say something nice about her

steins gate was good and she has a sweet hat

I want to sleep on her boobs like two soft pillows.

Don't make comments like that about my wife.

She has biggest oppai and not a tsundere bitch.

Her pussy feels great when I cum inside it.

Stop slandering her.
She's pure.

Airhead oppai are best oppai.

Post lewd tutturus

I'll fight you

She has the same voice as best tenshi

She's the non violent type of retard.
Honestly that's a pretty big thing with retarded people so gratz on that.

She's not retarded but maybe you are

user the sooner you accept her as she truly is the happy you both will be.

PS get you kids checked before they come out, there's a foundation that will help pay for abortions in the kid shows signs of retardation early on.

I think you really are retarded.
Get out of my thread.

Make me fagit

Leave it to a retard to not know when he is not welcome somewhere.

You're wife welcomed me pretty hard last night

Try 9gag with your bad attempt at middle school humor

I say again, post lewd tutturus. This is important.

I say again, kill yourself

>there's a foundation that will help pay for abortions in the kid shows signs of retardation early on.
I hope you're not being serious. That's some 1984-type messed-up shit right there.

It's called planned parenthood.

Yep, basically

Why? Depending on the the needs of the kid hes not going to do anything productive with his life, he's going to make the lives of his parents horrible, and even after that he's going to make the lives of caretakers and such miserable, all while using huge amounts of taxpayers dollars.

I mean slight cases of autism are one thing, but full on retardation isn't something I would wish on one living.

I'm 0.75 episodes into Steins Gate and I have absolutely no idea what's going on, is this normal

Very normal, and it'll get even wilder. By the end, a lot will make sense but at least a second watchthrough or a playthrough of the VN will be needed to fully understand.

it's normal. keep going, the first few episodes are worldbuilding that will be expertly deconstructed in the following episodes

shes very cute nice gril and i have never been sadder from watching a character die repeatedly

Damn I was about to temporarily drop it and watch Monster, guess I'll stick with it then

DO NOT!

this

its a bit slow for a few eps but get ready user your in for one fuck of a ride... unless your stupid in which case your current feelings will go to the end

>inb4 hurrr I want steins;reddit 2 leave lol xD

what?

There's an user who tries to derail every S;G thread because he has a hate boner for Reddit but winds up coming across like what I posted

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>he's going to make the lives of his parents horrible, and even after that he's going to make the lives of caretakers and such miserable, all while using huge amounts of taxpayers dollars.
This accurately describes your own life. How about I abort you?

Well, you did ask.

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I am ambivalent to the idea of being aborted. I think there are way too many humans. I'm self aware now, so I don't want to die, but if I had ceased to exist before I was self aware, I wouldn't care much. And honestly, the world would be 1/7,000,000,000th better off than it is now.

But anyway, knowingly bringing damaged humans into the world so they can suffer and make others suffer is not cool.

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TUTURUUUUUU

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Good choice OP. She's cute and best Steins Gate.

HNNNNNGGG

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Just marathoned the first episode of Steins;Gate. Wow. What a roller coaster of emotions that was.

Why are her tits just so fat?

I just marathoned the first 12 minutes, does it get any more extreme?

Yeah man, especially the ending. You won't regret it. Trust me.

>all this lewd Mayushii
Fuck, I might end up fapping to her for the first time.

Tuturu! Tig ol bitties are a proper sign of a hostage!

Must have been those gel-nanas

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>huge fucking titties
>supposed to stay pure and protected

For what purpose?

Listen Okarin isn't the best at planning until he starts to go insane even then he's not amazing. Now let the tits die and give him a bit and then he can plan.

She has pretended to be mentally retarded for seven years

To make you suffer, just as he suffered.

they're to contain your hopes and dreams
stop lewding the tutturu