/Britpol/
wut are we 'avin for dinna tonite eddie? edition.
Fuck the trips
/Britpol/
Brody Hill
Other urls found in this thread:
bbc.co.uk
telegraph.co.uk
pressgazette.co.uk
twitter.com
Josiah King
How do you fuck up a thread so badly?
Aiden Hall
It's 5:45 am. Give me a break.
Josiah Miller
kek bump feel bad for you britbongs
Nathaniel Walker
Fuck off Yank
William Richardson
You fuck off eddie
Evan Gray
No.
Kevin Hall
One of Jamie Oliver's cracking 30 minute meals.
Michael Powell
Yes. Fuck off.
Parker Collins
I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.
Joseph Ortiz
Why do you love the taste of yank cock you fucking faggot
Lincoln Davis
Go back to work faggot
At least I'm not living in a shitty wee car begging for beer money.
Gavin Watson
>wee
Now I know the source of your retardation
Carter Gray
*grunts in northern*
Brody Smith
bbc.co.uk
what went wrong lads
Brody Price
>no subject
>/Britpol/
Ffs could you have got it any more wrong?
Ryder Sanders
>bumps back to page 1
genius
Isaiah Ross
You fucking concubine, trying to seduce me using your body. I knew it all along; I knew about your being a filthy slut, trying to use me for my relatively large penis. You only care about pleasure, don't you? You cock-loving slut. I would tell you "B E G O N E T H O T" but because of the ammount of times you masturbate on a daily basis, causing your estrogen and testosterone levels to rise and as a result your myopia to increase too, you can't read that. Also, masturbating so much has lowered your iq so significantly that you can't grasp the essence of true love. As expected from the likes of you, you filthy whore. Go watch some Rick and Morty- maybe then, your iq might increase, only a little nonetheless, since you're a femoid.
Xavier Mitchell
Shitty brit/pol/ is better than none, and I cant be arsed to do a new one.
Jason Sanchez
I'm voting for Corbyn :^D
Jaxon Flores
So who's using this shite? Brit/pol/ is so shit now we usually keep the thread around in by 5am/8am until 2pm/3pm and no one is going to be able to find this since OP is an utter fucking tard who wrote Brit/pol/ as /Britpol/?
Lincoln Clark
Holy fuck bongs, wake up.
Is last night's QT and TW worth watching ?
Noah Hughes
Someone make a new thread. This is painful.
Noah Bennett
QT was shite, basically 'fuck men lmao'
TW no Portillo, fucking Anna Soubry of all people on the sofa instead. Yank goes after the NHS, fucking drag queen as final guest. Kate McCann (qt journalist, not child murderer) as middle guest.
Josiah Davis
>someone else take responsibility
Britain deserves to die
Wyatt Garcia
It's not hard to find it the catalogue of your not retarded
Samuel Miller
Why can't the Daily Mirror just fucking die
Xavier Taylor
I don't want to make it, have that thread fail, and look like an autist when I discover Brit/pol/ is just shit and that's why no one posts here.
No, it isn't, but if someone searches Brit/pol/in OP it won't come up, but interestingly enough...
Someone has made a new (real) Brit/pol/ thread.
Dylan James
>I don't want to feel embarrassed
State of you
Lincoln Torres
I assume OP of this thread has made the same mistake I mentioned and doesn't know this one exists since it was made at 9:12 but there's another thread here
William Young
that is so depressing.
thanks though.
James Cruz
what's for dinner lads?
Xavier Gray
>4 year old links
Charles Ward
fucking delicious
Jayden Garcia
I have a job offer for a slightly higher paying job. I live in London and the job is in Croydon. Is it worth it or is Croydon a dump or has nothing to do?
Henry Wood
Croydon is based
Memes aside it isn't that bad apart from thorthean heath(pakis and Albanians and Nigerians) and south Norwood (if a Jamaican and Italian gang raped a polish woman and that woman had and abortion south Norwood would be the dead fetus)
The bits south of east croydon are actually pretty nice and cheap for London
Jason Edwards
M O G G E D
Cameron Martinez
on reflection I shouldn't have had baked beans for breakfast
Asher Gonzalez
...
Oliver Phillips
...
Andrew Lopez
>Anime isn't for nonc...
Kevin Bennett
It's still shit but it's probably the most bareable out of the leftie papers
Thomas Williams
You retarded fuckhead
I couldn't find the Brit/pol/ because of you and made another one
Look at the pretty numbers I got
Jace James
>No links
Julian Garcia
What happened to brit poll? It has been ruined for weeks
Parker Moore
Next time I'll name it |Brit||Pol|
Faggots.
Luis Butler
>Having links
It's as if you think they're important at all.
Nobody reads them.
Nathan Butler
Difficult, because I can see both sides. On one hand, it's lovely of him to be that involved. On the safety side, his attention is split, and it would be tragic if some prick mowed them down mid-five because because his split attention stopped him noticing that one car not slowing down and reaction accordingly.
That said, eighty year old men aren't exactly known for their reaction times.
Jeremiah Cooper
No you will
a. never make a thread split again
b. Name it Brit/pol/
Brody Mitchell
It was always shit. Tripfag just make it even worse.
Levi Morales
a. No.
b. No.
Mason Martin
>Oxfam denies claims of prostitute cover-up during Haiti earthquake aid efforts
telegraph.co.uk
State of Charities
James Myers
In light of the news that Trinity Mirror is purchasing the Daily Express and Daily Star, let's look at recent circulation figures;
>Daily Mirror down 18.8% YoY
>Sunday Mirror down 20.6% YoY
>Daily Star down 11.1% YoY
>Daily Star Sunday down 7% YoY
>Daily Express down 6.8% YoY
>Sunday Express down 5.2% YoY
Elijah Turner
Daily reminder that THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG WITH A BARRATT NEW BUILD HOUSE.
Angel Brown
...
Michael Butler
What are Barrat New Build houses? I live in a pretty affluent area (though by luck, due to being carer for a life-long-disabled parent who lucked out on getting a nice place) and I'm not sure what that means.
David Flores
t.annonytrip
Colton Fisher
Greenbelt decimating, new build deanobox estates
Xavier Thompson
Disgusting generic box's that blight the countryside are clustered together on shitty little estates filled with ultra normies. DEANO and SOPH.
Justin Morales
We got any other lockies in here, lads? Just starting out, and I'm a single lad who lives at home, so few expenses, and just wondering what to expect as far as frequency of work in the first year.
Realistically I only need two or three quick and easy jobs a week at my lowest rate to match my previous carer benefits, so I don't forsee any issues, but it would be nice to hear some early experiences from others.
Colton Allen
why does every britbong talk like this?