Had some Kiwis staying with me last week. Just found they knocked off half my vodka & then topped it up with water thinking I wouldn't notice. They also used my phone to make international calls and pilfered some of my cutlery. That I've spotted so far.
Asking around it seems like a common complaint. Kiwis are notorious freeloaders.
Have you had bad experiences with NZers?
Honestly yeh. They steal shit but are far more sneaky then proper blacks
Keep your shit locked down when the kiwis around
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>Australians accusing ANYONE of freeloading
stuff.co.nz
yeah they take freeloading to the extreme
their perspective is that it's you're own fault for agreeing to be suckered in the first place
meanwhile you just want to be a civilized human
Got scammed by one of those fucks in csgo
>Ancestors deported to a barren wasteland halfway across the world for being convict scum
>mad about some nicked spoons
Harden up, cunt
Join the nzpol discord. No chinks allowed.
I think if youre having any non whites over youre best just buying lock or safe to store valuables i dont even blame them really they cant help it as its more instinctive
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were they maoris?
If so it's very well known that you don't let Maoris stay at your house because they are very difficult to get rid of
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>mfw I read this
>mfw I saw that fucking numale open mouth face
Holy shit the memes, but seriously fucking deport these freeloading faggots already.
this exactly
Let that be the cost of red-pilling you on Kiwisx
Lol the absolute state of chinese divide and conquer threads.
Either that or you got KIWI'D at work by someone who is smarter and works harder.
Don't associate with maoris. Also don't call us kiwis please, it's fucking gay and embarrassing.
I didn't realise I had two of these
testicles?
keep posting it, boys
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Only because they can’t fit out the front door and that’s just the women
This. OP is a soft cocked poof (probably a chink) who just couldn't handle a good prank. Aussies and kiwis do childish shit to each other all the time, its what makes our relationship so great.
>Germany pisses off the UK
"I DON'T BLOODY THINK SHARIA ALLOWS IT"
>Japan pisses off the US
"REEEEEE ONE NUKE, TWO NUKE"
>Australia pisses off the NZ
"Absolutely. Fucking. Cheeky."
>notorious underarm bowlers
Kek
what can you tell me about samoans are they as bad as maoris
this
The only ones legitimately pissed off at each other are just butthurt manchildren tbqh
Bro-tier Power Rankings:
1. Samoans
2. Cook Islanders
3. Maoris
4. Fijians (does not include disgusting Fijian indians)
GAP
9001. Tongans
Sheepfags
based Australian. had some aussies spray paint half my cat with glow in the dark spray paint purely for bantz (lower half so it was algood)
Top of that list of manchildren would be Brian McKechnie tbqh
Based Aussies, saving our native bird population.
Can I come
I'm white.
Wow never knew they were such niggers
yes, with an expired link.
>allowing kiwis into your home.
You deserve it m8.
Sounds about right desu
>Also don't call us kiwis please, it's fucking gay and embarrassing.
what should we call you then?
Kiwis act friendly and simple, but you CANNOT trust those fuckers.
I was gonna post that link just now but you beat me. Bloody germans lol.
Was in New Zealand recently, just after thr ODI series between Australia and England. Me and a group of mates head into a pub in Dunedin one night, boozing and chatting at a fair volume until we're overheard by a group of kiwis. They eventually wander over.
>"What the fuck, what do these Saffirs keep moving over to our part of the world?"
>"uhhh... We aren't South African mate, Aussies, clearly? Our accents are quite different"
>"Nah you're pulling our leg mate, where you from? Johannesburg? Cape town? Durban? Or somewhere scary off the map?"
>"No mate.... Adelaide, guarantee it"
>"Really? Sorry but I do confuse the two sometimes, I mean you both have a propensity to get fucked severely by the British on your home soil be it over diamonds or in your case cricket"
>"Wha... Oh get fucked mate"
Had beers with them that night, good time. Also why are North Islanders so fucking pathetic. Dunedin had good, interesting people, Auckland and Wellington were just smaller, shittier versions of Sydney full of people with no character.
cunts
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KEK that's some quality banter. Top lads.
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